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Niiiiice, mate!

I hope that all goes well, mate.

Basically the entire contents of this page:

http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/Fanmix

Enjoy!

~Neshomeh

And sweet Djel, you're right. I did see that. I just couldn't believe my eyes...

I suppose I've got to see the next one, then! :P

--Key

Kneeing an elf in the balls.

Boiling a man alive in a comically large glass of eggnog.

The Grinch and the Krampus teaming up to burn down Whoville and piss on the ashes.

Celebrating Oktoberfest with Jolly Old Saint Nick.

Taking the entirety of a 3-foot-long novelty candy cane inside yourself.

Christmas decorations out in the middle of goddamn October.

Reindeer sex games.

Teabagging Rudolph's cold, dead corpse.

Bludgeoning someone's skull in with a small piece of fruitcake.

Lacing Santa's cookies with rat poison.

Herschel the Hanukkah Golem.

Firing a rifle willy-nilly into the air while balls-deep in a reindeer mare and rocketing above the Chicago skyline at over twice the speed limit and over three times the legal BAC aboard a stolen sleigh.

Dancing on the graves of a thousand slaughtered elf children.

Writing your name in the snow.

Candy cane-striped condoms.

The Mistletoe, head of Holiday Affairs.

"Using my knowledge from beyond the Fourth Wall, I know that that Orc on the other side of the door has a circumstance penalty that I intend to take advantage of."

((It's been long enough since a post last broke that wall, right?))

Keegra pointed to the other door while remaining at the one she was holding shut. "Small-man watch other door. Keegra have this one."

Link: http://pyx-3.pretendyoure.xyz/zy/game.jsp#game=166
Password: HOLLYJOLLY

As always, CAH is NSFW.

I've thrown in the three holiday packs on Xyzzy. I have no idea what's in them. We'll see how it goes. {= )

Suggestions are still (always!) open.

~Neshomeh

Any recommendations? The only one that I think sounds good for sporking writing is "Song of the Dragonborn." To me, it always gives this feeling of "I WILL GO OUT AND CONQUOR!"

The Elf shook his head and gestured to the sword on the ground. "Not yet," he said. "We need every fighter we have right now. We may air our grievances once we have defeated the foes at hand, and believe me, I have some of my own I will be releasing." He shot an irritated look at the Shardmind. The Orc grumbled and cast a glare at the Shardmind, but decided to listen to the Elf. He knelt and picked up the sword, ready to do battle to defend the Elf. Said Elf was thinking carefully. "That sounded like a rather hard knock," he said to himself. "I believe... yes, I believe I may be able to do so twice. Bloodfist, would you mind stepping away from the door?"

[Orc Bodyguard grabs Longsword and stands next to Virro, ready to protect him from any attackers. Virro prepares to attempt to enthrall the Orc on the other side of the door as soon as he enters, and wonders if this counts a guarding, therefore giving him his bonus.]

I hope everything goes well!

Lux was just the first agent to pop into my head when I was thinking it up. Or you could change it to:

What inappropriate item was found on a Christingle in the cafeteria?

Although the exact location could be changed (ie 'outside my RC', 'outside the SO's office' or something like that)

Those are always harder to come up with. I seem to be maintaining a fairly consistent 1:2 ratio of black cards to white cards, though. Who knows why.

Today I learned what a Christingle is. {= ) I dunno if I'm comfortable characterizing Lux as following that practice (and therefore being Christian), but on the other hand, it certainly does have a suggestive shape that I reckon she'd find appealing for its own sake. *eg*

~Neshomeh is learning a lot in this thread.

So today is my birthday... which i completely forgot about because in other news... I GOT MARRIED WOAH NELLY

well technically, I just got the marraige license today and the actually marraige happens next saturday but STILL FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES I'M MARRIED NOW

"Good job, um, holding the door, Keegra," she calls. "Keep it up!"

[Kali steps back, loads her sling, and waits.]

((Sorry I didn't comment on the last round; it's been an abhorrently busy week.

-Alleb))

"Weak-minded orc!" it spat at the creature which had allowed its mind to be dominated, uncaring of how much (or how little) choice the creature had in the matter. "Useful, you should make yourself."

It kicked the sword over to the orc bodyguard, and moved to heal Keegra, still braced against the door.

((Main action: heal the Vanguard barbarian who will likely end up running headfirst into battle next round))

She felt the thump and smiled a satisfied smile. The door wouldn't be moving anywhere... as long as she didn't, either. She decided to brace her feet and hold her ground.

Though he has little time for that. He runs back over to the armory, hoping to find some good, well made clothing, or perhaps a better, yet still small, weapon.

Virro: (7) You manage to pick the tea up, pour a cup for Uriel and give it to him. Making sure he is comfortable and able to drink the tea, you go to check on your Orc bodyguard.

Evard: You don't move, remaining in a good position to flank anything coming through the doorway, your nose starts to twitch at the cheesy smell coming from below however.

Uriel: (7) You manage to drink the cup of tea Virro gave you, (6) You feel slightly better and slightly more rejuvenated but that is it. Unfortunately there is no tea left in the pot. Lost item Tea.

Keegra: (10) You manage to shut the door successfully and are able to find the perfect brace position to hold to make sure you won't let the door open, no matter what. You are so successful you manage to remember this position for the future. Gained Brace (+1 Cir when holding a door open or shut and when being pushing).

Xiv'riit: (9 - 2inj = 7) You are successfully able to heal yourself of your injuries.

Kali: You don't move from your position, fortunately on the right side of the doorway.

Yeleni: Still in shock you don't move a muscle.

Orc Bodyguard: (4) You search for a suitable weapon, but don't actually pick one up.

Orc 2: (12) The second Orc charges the now shut door. Unfortunately for it, despite it's fantastic charge, Keegra manages to hold the door shut, her perfect braced position helping her. Even more unfortunately for the Orc, during it's charge it smashed its head into the door, buckling the wood on the other side. This gives it a really bad concussion (-4 Inj, 2 turns remaining)

Room 4: (3) The bashing against the door still continues, pounding like a drum.

Characters:

Virro: Weapons - Shortbow(+2) Quiver(38 Arrows), Armour - , Other - (+1 Cir when guarding a door or doorway), Orc Bodyguard (You control what your Orc Bodyguard does each round), Health 26/26

Evard: Weapons - Dagger(+2), Dagger(+1), Armour - Studded Leather Armour(+4, Invisibility), Other - Invisibility (Can turn invisible for one round (counts as a passive action), Cannot be noticed or attacked by enemies whilst invisible, +1 Circumstance when attacking whilst invisible. Invisibility can be activated once every 4 Rounds (Rounds Remaining 1)). Health 23/23

Uriel: Weapons - Mace(+1), Armour - , Other - , Health 29/29

Keegra: Weapons - , Armour - , Other - Ring of Thur ('Rub thrice and drop it' and a mysterious stranger may arrive to help you for a turn, One use only), Health 18/22

Xiv'riit: Weapons – Spork(+3), Longsword(+1) Armour - , Other - , Ring of Thur ('Rub thrice and drop it' and a mysterious stranger may arrive to help you for a turn, One use only), Health 20/28

Kali: Weapons - Deer Shot(+3, Deer Fling), Armour - Leather Armour(+1), Other - Deer Fling (Once per room, you may fling a Deer instead of a stone at an enemy. This does +1D8 damage, and the difference between the offence and defence scores (either way) is taken as damage by the Deer. If it survives this it stays around as a permanent companion following your orders), Health 12/12

Yeleni: Weapons - Quarterstaff(+2), Armour - , Other - , Health 26/26

Orc Bodyguard: Weapons - , Armour - Studded Leather Armour(+3), Other- , Health 13/26

Orc 2: Weapons - Mace(+1), Armour - Leather Armour (Light +2), Other- Concussion (-4Inj 2 turns remaining), Health 16/16