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It's not a great plan, at any rate.

As to why they don't like us, I can't say for sure, but it's almost certainly something to do with the sporking. They could be tetchy about how we use the fragments of other works within our stories, or they could be annoyed about the killing of other people's characters.... eh, there's probably something in the terms of service.

Basically in the long run it's a whole lot easier and all that to host missions on LJ, freewebs, or whatnot. FF-net is more trouble than it's worth in this regard.

You'rf meamph *takes lemon out of her mouth* At leasht the Shunflowers have gone. Yella', brown and green tartan- not a good combination. Kind a pukey looking... *a wave of nausea hits at the thought and she shoves the lemon back in her mouth*

Jzhey were my lash' packe'. Gonna 'ave t' ge' shome more now. Ish jzhere a shop round 'ere?

*moves the bottle closer to you* whasha talkin' 'bou? yer drinkin' i' now. *Takes lemon out of her mouth to down another mouthful* It'sh good stuff!

I just asked her to put a disclaimer up, and in return offered to link her story on the List of Everything PPC. She says it sounds perfectly reasonable.

Hooray!

No, no helpy.
I like the biscuitsh! Biscuitsh...I love biscuitsh...they're my friendsh...
Hey, ish that Pink Stuff? Why don't I drink thish shtuff...?

You can really eat shome biscuitsh! That was the fastesht I've ever sheen a packet go.

I don't know, but I sure I shaw kiltsh! Maybe they were from Oblivion, maybe they've come to take ush back with them!

Ashpirin, ashpirin... *rifles through bag* Damn, I think I gave my lasht one to the man with the golden lab I shaw in that cocktail bar.... oh, how about shome 'air of t'dog? *pulls out a bottle of tequila and some lemons*
Vitamin Shee- veeeeryy good for hangoversh, ushe it all the time!

But the problem is that the message/way of doing it has been kinda overused by now.

Not that I have any issue with the message itself,but I kinda would like to see some variety in the way the message is given.

(Maybe some blurring of the lines between good and evil, perhaps...?)

I was kinda worried I'd accidently upset someone, but I guess I don't have to worry about it anymore. Whew!

1. You can borrow Khazad Dym if you like. He belongs to Kelok and Unger
   
   2. She should check out this community. It has many published authors and others that are willing to help out new writers.
   Forward Motion for Writers
   
   3. PPC stories are routinely kicked off of FF.net. It is a tradition going back to Jay and Acacia. :D

Bishcuits? Here? Yum...
Crap! Shunflowersh! Wait, kilts? Do flowersh even wear clothes?
Nom nom nom bishcuits...
Ugh, my head. Got any ashpirin?

re-posted with permission:

"I did hear about the PPC before writing this, but I didn't intentionally stealthe idea. This fic started because I wanted to read a fanfiction where Mary sues died a horrible death but I couldn't find any, so I decided to write one
myself. Originally it was a one-shot, about a woman who murders a Mary-sue by dropping her into Mount Doom, but it became so popolur I decided to expand it and created Sue Slayers United."

Except for the typo, I pretty much believe her.

Cool! I'm looking for a copy of 'The Count of Monte Cristo' presently; it's supposed to be Dumas' other most famous work.

Give a shout if you put anything on ff.net, 'kay?

1. Anybody willing to lend me their Mini-balrog for a quick cameo? It won't get hurt, and I'll put on a little disclaimer. I need it for my piece of sample writing for Permission. I'm almost done.
   
   2. I have a friend who has worked on a compilation of stories for two years, and wants to get them published. Some of them are kind of 'chicken soup for the soul'-like, so I'm not sure what to recommend. She's clueless... I'm clueless... help?
   
   3. Is there a PPC Community on fanfiction.net?

Can't run. My legsh have stopped working. Damn legsh.

...Ish it jusht me or do the Sunflowersh seem to be wearing kiltsh? *remembers Silikat is still unconcious* Oi! Oi! Wake up, we aaaare going frough a... a... crishiss here! *remembers the old packet of biscuits in her bag and yanks them out to waft them under Silikat's nose*

Hello! Sorry for being late.

Have some pollen-free lilies, a contact for a good therapist and a bottle of raspberry wine. Look forward to talking to you too :D.

Shunflowersh...zzz...run, Makayla, run...zzz...bishcuits...zzz
The Sunflowers see everything...

I had similar thoughts as well. All things considered the writing's not bad, and 75 chapters is rarely a dedication kept to by younger writers.

It was Elrond's sparkly eyes and the apparent complete disregard of Celebrian (I can't say for certain because I could only bring myself to skim it through) that really froze me.

This feels to me to be the work of a late-stage suethor... possibly around 17 or something. It's done with at least slight knowlege of canonish things (IE not some 12 year old who watched only the movies) but the author doesn't realize how Mary Sue her characters are.

Reminds me of my own work at 16... Most everything done for AND IT WOULD BE SO COOL IF, rather than something more carefully thought out. *shudder*

Gosh! N'one eeeever told me that!

Sunflowersh? Sunflowers! It'sh the SO! Quick, we need t' shcram!

*notices that her drinking partner is unconcious*

Oh crap.

Oh crap indeed, Miss Makayla

This... disturbs and perplexes me.

I am not sure how... how they mean to make this anything but side-splittingly painful.

*turns head sideways*

It's ok. I have skin the texture of dragon scales anyway. What's funny is that most of my friends in real life are amazing at music, and I am sort of left in the dust. o.o

You can't out-sing a Sue. A Sue is perfect. But what you can do is actually sing, unlike a Sue, which can't actually sing but professes to the skill and mimicks actual singing in the shallowest way possible. She's perfect at singing, but what she sings is mostly lyrics blarfed out. Perfect, but... not actual singing. D:

We don't arrange our infoboxes like that, but if you look at.

This for how ours look: http://jakanddaxter.wikia.com/wiki/Hellcat_%28Airship%29

and this (click edit for the code used): http://jakanddaxter.wikia.com/wiki/Template:Airship

I'll talk to the other admins on my wiki. If they can come up with a way to fix the exact problem, I'll post it here.

*slurs* Hey, didya know the Oblivion ish alsho known as Scotland? *nod* I see Sunflowers...
*faint*