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I can't remember which ep, but it's been mentioned that humans have bred with every species they possibly can. That was Lady Cassandra's whole basis of 'purity, IIRC: she was a 'pure' human, while every other human out there had some sort of alien blood in them.

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Agreed!

We need to find an eccentric Japanese man with a boatload of money to come to America, build a sort of stadium with two kitchens in it--a Cooking Arena, if you will--and get the best chefs in the country to compete there for personal glory (and probably a fat paycheck). Then of course we'll need a Canadian to watch and report the action on the floor, and a geeky Southern guy to commentate, and a rotating panel of eclectic and eccentric judges (that's us) to vote on the quality of the dishes served.

~Neshomeh totally not a member of the Church of Alton Brown, why do you ask?

Bloody RTD! In one throw away comment he sets the doors open for hybrid species in Doctor Who canon.

How can I charge Sues with bad biology if canon writers encourage such?

I have an incredibly god-awful fic that kinda needs to die. Would it be inappropriate to spork it myself?

I can beta, if you need me to.

My email's Thatguy52@yahoo.com

The main problem with fanfiction.net is that it's a bit akin to showing up at a big pot-luck dinner where about half the people who actually brought something can't cook, and the other half couldn't agree on a single theme, so you're stuck with a good three fourths of what's technically edible being lima bean ice cream or steak with a chocolate bar melted on top. Then, just when you've finally found a good hearty stew, and a loaf of bread to take a slice of to mop it up with, it turns out that the bread is actually angel food cake, and it's sitting there soaking in meat juices and you just want to cry, but suddenly you feel heartened because you see that somebody has brought a rather tasty fish dish you want to try, and then, just as you're arriving, you find that it's actually tofu, and you're allergic to tofu, and it's around then that you can't take it anymore and just go home to order out for pizza, but you know, next time you get an invitation, you're going to go again anyway, in the hopes that maybe you can find something to eat.

I think of the "WHAT THE F*BOOOOOOOOOM!*" meme.

And America wonders why people don't like us.

Although I never got much exposure to the canon, what I did understand in this added up to a great work of parody.

Much better than what's out there.

Can anyone help me? You see, I need a beta in order to continue my upcoming fic project (more info will come as needed)and my old one had to quit because of RL concerns. Can anyone help? Sorry if this is a bit short.

Well then, Trojie, 'tis nice to meet you.

And you can call me Trojie :) Everyone else does.

Youwin this time, Trojanhorse. You win this time.

Absolutely top hole, wot.

Also, fart jokes would be scatological humour, not bathos :P (sorry, sorry, just have to defend my beloved bathos until the end :) )

And also rather brain-safe - the mental images any PPCer would come up with given those warnings (or, say, the words "monkey", "grapefruit", and "ostentacious") are quite a bit worse than the fic itself.

http://plotprotectors.tripod.com/handbook.html

And I've fixed it so the homepage is actually just http://plotprotectors.tripod.com now. And I gave it a background.

Anyone know where I can download some cool Tolkien-esque fonts? Eventually I want to make a banner and maybe some buttons, so that might be a good touch for them.

~Neshomeh