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I've... umm... I've been encouraging one of my friends to try to write fanfiction for a while. I just succeeded. This... umm... this is what he came up with. I'm really not sure what to say. He has a lot of severe learning disabilities and I can vouch for this, so forgive the atrocious spelling. However, the learning disabilities have also made me confused as to whether or not he's aware that this is badfic approaching My Immortal... help?

Chapter 1

Halo

The year is 2553 the unknown weapon halo has been destroyed by humans. Halo a weapon in the shape of a ring, Captain Keyes has died but his daughter carries on the search to wipe out all covenant scum from the face of the earth. In a distant galaxy far far away a new species is forming which are known as Jedi and sith. They must join Keyes’s daughter in the fight against the covenant on earth. One person has come back to help them win the fight against the covenant and that the covenant are scared of the one person they now to well he is known as the MasterChief.

The MasterChief tells Keyes were the covenant are hiding. He says to Keyes’s daughter “the covenant are hiding somewhere on earth”. The covenant is hiding in LA. He tells her to go to another galaxy far away out of reach of the covenant and to get help from the others that are going to help them wipe out the covenant on earth. The MasterChief tells her to go to the planets of Naboo, Mustarfar and Tatooine and Hoth to collect the last remaining Jedi and Sith to join them in the battle against the covenant on earth. MasterChief says to Keyes “there is more covenant on earth than humans.” He tells her to head for their home planet Earth.

Chapter 2

The covenant on earth

Once the MasterChief and Keyes had collected all the remaining Jedi and Sith from their home worlds. They lade in a new course for Earth. They had to go into hyperspace to go to their home planet of Earth. It was a race against time. The covenant were sending their drop ships into the Earths Atmosphere. Keyes say to Cortana “they are already landing their troops on the earth’s surface”. Cortana says to the MasterChief “you know what to do.” Keyes says to chief “I will drop you somewhere else quite near covenant landing zone”. “All right lets move out Jedi’s and Sith” says Johnson. Johnson what is it chief “I need a weapon” says MasterChief. “Let’s go kick some covenant ass” says Johnson. The covenant are almost insight said Samikoto one of the Jedi.

MasterChief and the others went see if the covenant were ready for a fight for the planet and to see if they can get earth back to its original state of beauty and to get the people back to living a normal life. Cortana says “covenant drop ship inbound.”

Chapter 3

The covenant start the fight

The covenant saw the pelican take off and leave. One of the grunts says that he has a bad feeling about this to the other lot of grunts. MasterChief “you go that way” says Johnson, the MasterChief

Followed the orders he was given. By Johnson. Johnson said the MasterChief “shall I make the covenant scared or make them jump.” And Johnson says you go make the covenant scum scared Chief said Johnson. As soon as he got near the grunt that saw the pelican take off. He shouted boo to the grunt and the grunt turned around and looks up and screams and shouts run away he’s back he’s back ah. He going to kill us all no. Then MasterChief throws a plasma grenade at the grunt and the grunt shouts get it off of me. He then gives the sign to move in to Johnson. Johnson then tells the Jedi to go to the left and the sith to go to the right and the marines to follow him and the MasterChief.

Cortana orders a mongoose, a scorpion tank, warthog to be drop near the sith and Jedi and the marines. The covenant were starting a fight with the sith and Jedi. The covenant had lost a great number of troops. More troops were getting dropped from other ships that were landing. The arbiter was helping the humans and the MasterChief.

Chapter 4

The fight continues

The covenant were winning the fight. Most of the marines were lost because of the grunts lobbing plasma grenades. The Jedi and sith were doing much better at getting rid of the covenant by using there knowledge of the force and the MasterChief was get the same amount of kills as Johnson but they were getting wiped out.

The MasterChief got into the scorpion tank and started to shout all the remaining covenant scum into a oblivion from the face of the earth and the earth was not safe yet as they started to celebrate a home coming victory they saw that the sky was turning dark and they all looked up and saw covenant drop ships transport elites, jackals and grunts down to the surface.

The fights were almost over the Jedi and sith were loosing numbers fast and the marines were winning the fight against the last of the covenant and they were culling them all. Then the MasterChief was near the control room to halo. The Jedi’s and sith helped with the door to the control room.

Chapter 5

The assault on the control room

The Jedi and sith were the first to enter the door to the control room and then MasterChief was the next to enter the control room. Once they all had entered the control room they headed towards the main heart of the control room. They saw that the weapon halo hadn’t been finished. They had to shoot through tons of flood which were easy to kill and once they had defeated the flood they moved onto the heart of Halo. Once they were in they had to deactivate the rings controls to halo so no one could use it to destroy humanity.

Once they had done that they had to get out before more covenant reinforcements could arrive to active halo again. The MasterChief had done it again. The peace on earth was restored once again and the Jedi and sith well had been dropped back to were they came from.

Chapter 6

The Peace on Earth

Once the MasterChief and the marines had been pick up life on earth

Had been restored to the way they were living before. The covenant had been destroyed by MasterChief and the marines. The earth was safe from the covenant once again. What about halo well its safe now because they had completed their final mission to wipe all covenant scum from the face of earth. And stop the final halo from being activated and to bring peace and humanity back to earth for the final time. The arbiter had been left on earth to protect the humans and children from another covenant invasion. The arbiter says fare well to the MasterChief and the other humans who helped bring peace and humanity to earth. He says under his breath see you Old friend.

And... err... that's it... umm... what do I say in response?