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Paedophilia/lolicon/shotacon is one of the few things I know I personally could never write about.

And no, I can't seem to spot a Left 4 Dead category in the Games section.

…for Lost in Austen? If so, glaurung it all!

I haven`t made that mistake in a while *hangs head in shame*

And already completely desensitized to any badfic less disgusting than Agony in Pink/Red, and mostly desensitized to badfic of that caliber and above. I don't go on AFF, though - not into random pornfic.

Any bunnies - angora, regular, or otherwise.

If you're into Nightmare Fuel, it can turn into Cthulhu (Always popular) and a bunch of other things as well.

We will add your writing and story-telling distinctiveness to our own. Resistance is futile.

Seriously, welcome.

in underage rape fics...

are the Cult of Skaro. She made them more or less human in behavior but they do exactly the same evil things they do in canon. (eg. kidnapping, making Pig Slaves, new Dalek race...)

Problem is, there are only four Daleks left in this timeframe, and all of them are OOC...

I didn't expect people to be that young. I'm 15, by the way.

In any case, tarnishing innocence is fun in its own way~!

There have been other books like that. Susan Kay's Phantom springs to mind.

...in which everyone but Marian is a vampire:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4402826/1/Whenthesunsetsthehunt_begins
Does the Department of Improbable AUs still have any agents?

...Sorry, couldn't resist :P

True. I encountered AFF when I was 16. It's been blocked on every PC I can find, unfortuately.

... I don't suppose you could tell me if there's a Left 4 Dead section in the Games category?

What makes you think that'd stop them?

You have to be eighteen or above to access aff. I've been hanging around there since I was about fourteen*. It doesn't seem to have scarred me, although if I'd seen some of the current fics back then, or even known how m/m sex was supposed to work, it might have done.

*Not that I'm encouraging anyone who is underaged to follow my example and visit there.

to post on most fanfiction sites though?

The four 'verses' interact a lot, obviously; sometimes people write in their author's notes that their fanfic is book/musical based, except for this detail or that - like Elphaba's allergy, Fiyero's tattoos, et cetera. They're not exactly crossovers, but they're not really the same world, either. It's hazy.

... around the age of twelve on this Board. I dunno how young the youngest who posts here is, but I really wouldn't be surprised if there were lurkers of that kind of age kicking around. Fandom's getting younger and younger people floating around.

hadn't occurred to me.

How young are some of the people here then?

people read this thing at home and school - warnings are good. Also, y'know, we've got very young teens here.

That said, that one did make me snort.

I've never got around to reading Pratchett. *is shamed*

But it always amazes me that writers, both in fanfiction and published writers think that bigger is better. If a man was hung like a horse, I think the woman would feel more pain than pleasure.

There's a joke, but I can't remember it in it's entirety. An Australian man is in Amsterdam, trying to find a prostitute, but every one runs away when he pulls it out, afraid it'll hurt them. Eventually, he finds a brothel owner who swears that one of her girls will be big enough for him and she asks how big it is.

Man: "Seven inches."

Brothel Owner: "Seven inches? Whatever is the fuss about then?"

Man: "Thick, ma'am."

Yep, that statement.

It's not from a film, it's from Terry Pratchett's 'Jingo', wherein Captain Carrot's battlecry 'Remember, if we succeed, no-one will remember, and if we fail, no-one will forget!' (or words to that effect, it's been a few years since I read it) is considered to be almost as bad as 'Let's all get our throats cut, boys!'

but you should know how often things are twisted totally out of context.

I presume the last statement was the "hung like a horse" comment?

And what film is that battlecry from?

However I agree with your last statement.

I think the best worst battlecry is probably 'Let's all get our throats cut, boys!'

Personally, I think Theoden in Return of the King had the worst (in the film anyway. I think it was Eomer in the books). "Ride to ruin and the world's ending!"

Alternatively, that guy in Braveheart... I think. I can't actually remember what it is.

But I like yours. It gives support to those who say that size doesn't matter. Which is true. If you're hung like a horse, you're not going to get many girls then either.