Dafydd drummed her fingers on her sword handle. "If we just injure her -- or him, or whatever..." She shook her head. "I'll be so glad to go back to normal. If we just injure her -- sorry, what was your name? -- can you make sure she doesn't do this again?"
"Nooooo," Constance protested, waving his sword around. "Come on, friend of horsey-thing-person, you're with me on this, aren't you? She totally needs killing!"
((... Constance is starting to disturb me))
hS
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Aw, no fun. by
on 2009-01-31 21:19:00 UTC
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(yuh) by
on 2009-01-31 21:15:00 UTC
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she most likely did. although, she is pretty smart at times.
"A huntm, right? Lux tuaght me this game, or tried ot explain bu meany naomi interrupted."
that said, DRake giggled, than ran off again, giggling fleeing down the corridor.
Naomi sighed. "Look, can we instead of killing him, just injure him instead? he is my partner, after all...."
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You're assuming, of course... by
on 2009-01-31 21:13:00 UTC
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...that people DO pay attention.
"What? All those fiddly grammatical rules? Bollocks to that, there's footy on!"
Never mind that even an IDIOT could understand said rules, but then, since when have the British (or American, for that matter) public at large ever been intelligent enough to be called 'idiots'?
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IN HIS NAME: by
on 2009-01-31 21:08:00 UTC
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BURN THE BADFIC
SMITE THE AUTHOR-WRAITH
KILL THE MARY SUE
By the Emperor's will, I shall see it done!
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I honestly do find that I start responding to trauma ... by
on 2009-01-31 20:59:00 UTC
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... in lolcat. It seems to put a fluffy barrier between me and whatever is hurting so much ....
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((This is Drake. She probably wandered back...)) by
on 2009-01-31 20:50:00 UTC
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((... when she realised no one was chasing her any more.
hS))
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(( I thought Drake was long-gone down the hallway. O.o )) (nm) by
on 2009-01-31 20:23:00 UTC
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"Wait!" by
on 2009-01-31 19:05:00 UTC
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Stormsong ducked forwards and stood in front of Drake. "'Twould not be a good idea to slay the one who caused this. After all, if he caused it, he must know how to change it back."
Drake grinned. "Aww, I knew there was a reason I like you."
"The no-touching rule is still in place, Drake."
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No problem! I appreciate your comment. by
on 2009-01-31 18:54:00 UTC
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I like to hear the honest truth on my writing. How else can I improve?
~Zoe~
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Muaha. Think fast, Drake. by
on 2009-01-31 18:32:00 UTC
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Constance's eyes lit up, possibly because he was holding a burning sword in front of them. "Oh, let's," he said, gleefully.
Dafydd rolled her eyes. "All right, so it's tempting," she admitted. "But murder is rarely the answer, Connie. Unless the question is a 'Sue."
"She's kind of Sueish," Constance said reasonably. "I mean, talking animals are pretty unusual, right?"
"They were," Dafydd corrected. "We've been gone long enough that they might be common now." She glanced at the Agents referred to as Storm and Sky meaningfully.
"Nevertheless," Constance said, frowning, "I propose we kill her. Has it crossed your mind that this might have affected Hera and Ilwion?"
His spouse winced at the thought of genderbent fire lizards. "All right, I'm convinced," she said. "Murder it is."
hS
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Wabbit season! I mean... by
on 2009-01-31 17:26:00 UTC
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Nume's wrath had now carried her all the way out into the hallway. "I have a better idea. Let's figure out if this can un-happen. If that requires a fox-hunt, I'm all for it."
Ilraen, who was by this time Earth-savvy enough to understand the reference, eyed her partner suspiciously. Coming from three of four eyes, this was nothing to sneeze at. <You are not riding me again,> she said. <That was a very singular occasion, and in any case, I cannot be certain this new body is quite strong enough. It feels more... dainty.>
Nume stared in utter horror. "Ilraen, if you ever use that word again, I'm going to have to hurt you."
Ilraen was the absolute picture of wounded innocence. <You would injure a female?>
Her partner turned in desperation to Dafydd and Constance. "Can we kill the fox now?"
~Neshomeh
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Petition, anyone? by
on 2009-01-31 17:17:00 UTC
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I have very little experience with social rabble-rousing, but I do know that if enough rabble gets roused, it can make a difference.
So... anyone with more experience know how to set up a good petition? "Save the Apostrophe" sort of thing?
~Neshomeh
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I suppose that by
on 2009-01-31 13:39:00 UTC
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whenever there's someone to hear the charges, the charges should be read out. Be it a Mary Sue, or Author Wraith or what have you. I could be wrong though.
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Re: Something to anger all grammar lovers... by
on 2009-01-31 13:30:00 UTC
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No, bad Pads, no nukes. Some of us still have to live here, at least until they've graduated from Uni anyway. Let's not let the illiterate minority (who are unfortunately growing to a majority, but they're still a minority if we don't count all the immigrants who can't be bothered to learn English well enough to understand it) win.
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*gulp* by
on 2009-01-31 13:06:00 UTC
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She gulped, looking at the sword, and clearly guessing the intent.
"Errrr, i think so. I have no clue what happened to that DORKS!!!"
she spoots Storm and SKy, or what she assumes are them, and Molly too.
"Say, Storm, Sky? what happened on that mission? What woudl cause a DORKS to genderbend agents? "
she asks, then looks back.
"Please, let's figure out why this could have happened before we declare open fox season on my partner, okay?"
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ack, that didn't come out right by
on 2009-01-31 12:54:00 UTC
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Many apologies. Was extremely drunk when I posted last night, and Pan Galactics turn me into a very unpleasant person. Forgive me being needlessly harsh?
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Re: Something to anger all grammar lovers... by
on 2009-01-31 12:33:00 UTC
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*sigh*
Alright, the entire country's doomed, I suppose. Let's just break out the nukes and have done.
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Saw this coming. by
on 2009-01-31 12:20:00 UTC
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Fun times~
I know. I don't use TekTek. I'm so nonconformist. =P
Samuel, who is not too pleased and may or may not have raided the Armory;
and Kat, who seriously could care less, only the lack of cramps might be nice.
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What is official policy on charges? by
on 2009-01-31 12:00:00 UTC
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They must always be read in the event of a Mary Sue, but what about other cases? When Jay and Acacia got shifted to the DoIC, they didn't read out chargelists. When should and shouldn't charges be read out?
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If they want to get rid of the apostrophy, then... by
on 2009-01-31 11:37:00 UTC
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They sould get rid of the `s` as well. It would only make sence. That would keep the meaning straight and not have the grammatically correct up in arms.
Just my two yen.
Leto