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- Okay, I've edited the offending lines by on 2009-01-30 23:24:00 UTC Reply
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"Curves in all the wrong places." Heehee. (nm) by
on 2009-01-30 23:20:00 UTC
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We have to start a genderbending epidemic through HQ! by
on 2009-01-30 23:19:00 UTC
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Not sure when it'd be set because the mission I've just done was around November 2007, so it'd be either then or present day. Without getting too spoilery, Laburnum and Drake are going to keep genderbending on occasion when off-duty for a while - she out of curiosity and because she wants to spend some time being someone else (because she has unresolved self-loathing issues left over from buggering up the Nighthunt fiasco), he because he has a creepy transformation fixation - so we could work on it somehow.
- I may have gotten slightly carried away... by on 2009-01-30 18:58:00 UTC Reply
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Just a few, then. by
on 2009-01-30 17:58:00 UTC
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Nyx and Dassie
"How do they expect us to work like this?" Nyx demanded. She -- or rather, he -- waved his sword vaguely. "My muscles are all wrong!"
Dassie sipped her cup of coffee. "Well, the Plot Continuum still needs protecting," she said vaguely. "And Agents still need patching up. They can't really afford to give us a break, especially with so many of our colleagues transformed too."
Nyx wasn't listening. "Didn't we save their hides during the Invasion?" he ranted. "And the Reorganisation. The least they could do, the absolute least..."
Dassie leant back in her chair. This sounded like it would take a while.
Louise and Narto
"... Lou," Narto said in a strangely high voice.
"Yes, Nar?"
"Why am I a girl?"
Louise looked round at her. "For giggles," he said, grinning. "I was bored."
"You were bored," Narto repeated flatly. "And when you're bored, you..."
"Hop across to a comic I know and steal some cool tech, yes," Lou finished for her. "Isn't it fun?"
"I have curves in all the wrong places," Narto muttered. "And what if someone comes over?"
"We'll just have to be busy," Lou said dismissively, and held out a hand. "Ms. Telyan, will you join me in the hot tub?"
Narto stared at him for a moment, and then laughed. "Certainly I will, sir," she said, and off they went.
Constance and Dafydd
"Dafydd, please put the sword down."
Dafydd swung around to look at Constance. "They can't get away with this!" she exclaimed. "Elves may be girly, but I'm not female!"
"You are now," Constance said, eying her amusedly. "Come on, it's not that bad. I'm not having any trouble."
Dafydd scowled at him. "Says you," she muttered darkly. "But come on, Connie, they can't get away with this."
"Probably not," Constance agreed cheerfully. Reaching into a closet, he pulled out a sword. Dafydd blinked.
"Um."
"Yeeeees?"
"Your... er, your sword is on fire?"
Constance looked at it startledly. "Why, so it is! How clever of you to notice." He beamed.
"... right, then." Dafydd looked around. "Tanfin's asleep?"
"He is," Constance agreed. "Unless it's she by now." He swung his sword experimentally. "So shall we go and knock on the doors of HQ?"
Dafydd grinned. "Let's get knocking," she said, and headed for the door.
~
hS
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That, and... by
on 2009-01-30 17:34:00 UTC
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It's fun torturing our characters. By which I mean it's an interesting mental exercise, thinking about just how different they might be if they were the opposite sex. How would they be treated differently? How would a different brain organization/different hormones affect them? How would they feel about it?
That's my take, anyway. {= )
~Neshomeh
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Presumably they have a form of the same stuff ... by
on 2009-01-30 14:39:00 UTC
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... which works on ready-born beings. I'm pretty sure some canon somewhere already has an age-slowing medication of some type, so it's not entirely out of the question that Doc Fitz could make some.
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I LOVE THEM!!! by
on 2009-01-30 14:05:00 UTC
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especailly drake. Love the large railgun. and i do think that it is as large as she is. makes thigns was right to be nervous.
and love naomi as well.
- And at Kit's request, here's Drake and Naomi ... by on 2009-01-30 14:01:00 UTC Reply
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mm, I spotted that by
on 2009-01-30 13:26:00 UTC
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But they're not gestating, are they? But fair enough.
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I asked if it was okay for Doc Fitz to develop something ... by
on 2009-01-30 13:19:00 UTC
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... which would slow down ageing because it would be useful for fixing "quickly-gestating babies" (a la Evelyn Eliza - see the Technical Errors missions), and the Flowers might have discussed its use with some of the agents who age faster than humans do, because they'd approve of anything to slow the turnover rate. The discussion's a bit further down the Board.
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Re: They were rescued around September 2007. by
on 2009-01-30 13:08:00 UTC
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So does the one year = four thing not apply to them?
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Huh, tell me about it. by
on 2009-01-30 12:59:00 UTC
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I just got redirected to something that the school computer wouldn't let me see, and then a bloody huge Victoria's Secret ad.
- *spews profanity* Sorry, I keep pasting the wrong code! by on 2009-01-30 12:58:00 UTC Reply
- Sorry, HERE's OFUR Boy!Foxglove. by on 2009-01-30 12:55:00 UTC Reply
- Okies, I'll have a go with the TekTeks ... by on 2009-01-30 12:52:00 UTC Reply
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*boots your brain* (nm) by
on 2009-01-30 12:29:00 UTC
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They were rescued around September 2007. by
on 2009-01-30 12:11:00 UTC
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So Molly would be seven and Moses would be one.
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It might be best to contact the author directly on that one. (nm by
on 2009-01-30 09:46:00 UTC
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Finally had a chance to listen! Good job! :D (nm) by
on 2009-01-30 07:34:00 UTC
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Nesh already said it, but... no. by
on 2009-01-30 06:51:00 UTC
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Or else I'm in trouble several times over. Permission is just about the oldbies making sure PPC authors aren't going to spoil things. Once you're in, you're in, so to speak. :)
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*shakes head* Genderbending. I've just never understood it. by
on 2009-01-30 06:49:00 UTC
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Why?
...Oh, wait. This is the PPC. Insanity. I forgot. :P
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doesn't matter by
on 2009-01-30 03:53:00 UTC
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We're still killing it. I showed it to Trojie and she was horrified. Then we remembered we've still got the New Pie kicking around in a box somewhere...
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Re: Good point, the agents may not know. by
on 2009-01-30 03:51:00 UTC
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So how old are Molly and Moses, as of January 2009 HST? I checked the wiki but it doesn't actually say when they were rescued.