Have you seen the size of the damned thing? I'm not that masochistic.
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actually, screw that by
on 2008-11-27 16:28:00 UTC
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*headdesk* by
on 2008-11-27 16:24:00 UTC
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I suppose Oscar will have to take on that second one. *sigh*
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probably busy moving the pet Ziekk in by
on 2008-11-27 16:21:00 UTC
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Since he's got a lot of shit to drag over from the squat, and will need someone to hold the loft hatch open while he hauls all his stuff up there. But if we're done in time, I may put in an appearance.
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Meh, I was only going by hearsay. You're probably right. (nm) by
on 2008-11-27 16:21:00 UTC
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Happy Thanksgiving, dudes! by
on 2008-11-27 15:02:00 UTC
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...Well, American dudes at least. But the rest of you can come too! *throws Board Thanksgiving party*
*and then runs off to finish cooking RL meal*
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We have found badfics. May we burn them? by
on 2008-11-27 14:37:00 UTC
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http://www.lotrfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?sid=10242 .:Tears Of Blood:.
Fandom: LOTR
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Selena and Syrus are twins with strange powers that none have ever seen or heard of. They claim to be half-elf, but what of the other half? What secrets do they hold and why did they join the Fellowship? Are they simply there to help? Or is there another reason?
Pairings: Not specified in fic info, some slash
'Sue and 'Stu half-elf twins, supposedly unknown father. Mother!Sue stole Nienna's name. Grelvish is the only form of Elvish in the fic, and the Suethor apparently has no knowledge of either Quenya or Sindarin. Creation of mini-Balrogs, bad spelling, and bad grammar.
Burn them! Burn them!
http://www.lotrfanfiction.com/viewstory.php?sid=9819 Rationalising MPreg
Fandom: LOTR
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Lindir, a former thrall, is forced against his will to become a witness in Sauron's trial on Taniquetil in the Fourth Age. Slash, MPreg, Angst, Slavery, Noncon, Tentacles, Body manipulation, Mind control, Oral, Violence, Minor involved.
It 'contains Slash, MPreg, Angst, Slavery, Noncon, Tentacles, Body manipulation, Mind control, Oral, Violence, Minor involved, and more', according to the story note. What more do I need to say? It's automatically a killworthy fic. Oh, and the author's obviously read the books, including Silm. Quite obvious from the character list, really.
Kill it with fire, kill it with fire, kill it with FIRE!
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Is that a mini-Boarder I see? (nm) by
on 2008-11-27 14:12:00 UTC
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SAPHIE! by
on 2008-11-27 14:00:00 UTC
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Of course I remember you. :D Hiiiiiiiii!
I'm around, kindasorta. I'm not too involved in any fandom nowadays, since my life's been sort of consumed by moving across country twice, getting married (to hS, of all people. Speaking of PPC couples . . . :P), and preparing to move out of the country, should the UK government ever choose to grant me a spouse visa. But! I still do check in on the board every now and again. It's good to see you!
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I was here when Jay was! by
on 2008-11-27 13:57:00 UTC
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And I'm active!
-ish.
Sorta.
Kinda.
You know . . .
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Morgoth had a ring? *needs to reread the histories* (nm) by
on 2008-11-27 13:30:00 UTC
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Wish I was available at around that time... by
on 2008-11-27 11:22:00 UTC
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Skype badfic reading sounds very, very fun. Sucks that I'm busy with intrusively-scheduled school-related stuff and miscellaneous other things this weekend, I really wanted to join in. And the time is very inconvenient for me, because it would be 8 in the morning here and I like sleeping in... Ah well. Maybe some other time.
Maybe someone could try to record it somehow? That would probably be a Very Good Thing for people who aren't available but want to listen. Like me.
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Ah, dammit! Just remembered I work the evening shift! by
on 2008-11-27 11:18:00 UTC
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I'll be working from late afternoon to midnight both days, so I can't. Ah well, maybe next time.
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Essence of Prudishness, for pranks! (nm) by
on 2008-11-27 11:18:00 UTC
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Interested, but don't yet have Skype ... by
on 2008-11-27 11:16:00 UTC
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Will ask Dad if we can install it.
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I might be able to do some of that. by
on 2008-11-27 11:01:00 UTC
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My skype address is either kasia(dot)shaw(at)gmail(dot)com or lynxihez(at)googlemail(dot)com. I'll be around early Friday evening, if Mum allows me on.
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In the Meantime, have a Greatsword! by
on 2008-11-27 10:59:00 UTC
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And a few chocolates for Andy and your Suedom characters, if you're willing to share it with them.
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Sorry I'm late! by
on 2008-11-27 10:57:00 UTC
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May I have your Autograph?
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Hello there. by
on 2008-11-27 09:52:00 UTC
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Very, very new Boarder here. A lot of oldbies and newbies appearing - or reappearing - since I joined, apparently. I read Suedom a few times, and it's good to hear it isn't actually a dead fic.
Oh, and do you want some random shiny and/or pointy objects? I've got a lightspork, glass equipment from Morrowind, random lightsaber crystals, a few extra copies of Glorious and the Omniscient Staff from the Disgaea-verse, a few Prinny costumes, and a whole bunch of Wall-E plushies. Granted, the plushies and the Prinny suits aren't actually shiny or pointy, but they are still very awesome.
Oh, and Neshomeh, is there any more of that food and drink left?
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I can understand that. by
on 2008-11-27 08:41:00 UTC
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I just never noticed anyone actually didn't realise the joke. :S We tend to forget that not everyone on the board knows everyone else so well. Sorry.
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It should be noted... by
on 2008-11-27 08:23:00 UTC
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... that we once had a prominent Board member leave in a huff from which she never came back after someone else assumed her behaviour should be consistant across the internet and called her on it when it wasn't. Which, I know, is not what's happening here, but it's in a similar category.
hS
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Aw, man, you weren't? by
on 2008-11-27 08:18:00 UTC
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(Joke! Joke! It's a joke!)
Of course, in the nature of Truth In Fiction, there now are several genuine couples on the Board...
hS
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No worries - 11am I can do. by
on 2008-11-27 07:25:00 UTC
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Also, if you'll be back the following morning, I could come back in the evening.
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No can do. (nm) by
on 2008-11-27 06:13:00 UTC
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A plug of sorts. by
on 2008-11-27 06:09:00 UTC
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Now, waaaaaaaaay back in August a band of PPCers (Trojie, July, Jai, Plat, Wingnut, and me, to be exact), after a long and interesting discussion, decided to write an essay concerning the geography of smutfic. This essay did come to fruition, but unfortunately was abandoned as its authors ran out of ideas and inspiration.
So. Here I plug what we have and encourage PPCers with a GMail account and fun ideas to add! Just post your account or email it to me at celticfirefeet (at) hotmail (dot) com and I'll give you access to the GoogleDoc.
Enjoy!
http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=df4h2hkg_62hjhgfsgs