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What Plant are you thinking of for the department head?

~Neshomeh

...of my first HP fanfiction are resurfacing in that Chalice fic.

*whimpers*

Makes Things has been dead for months now, I don't think a Spark is gonna be anywhere near him unless they go back in time, heh. Unless I misread and "makethings" is something else? Not being sarcastic there, just saying that I might have read wrong. Anyway, that comic's pretty good, from what I remember. I have to reread it sometime.

No, all the Torchwood missions are both reported and claimed by you. And I have to take it slow with the throwing new fandoms at Trojie, although she does agree that Captain Jack is fine. I imagine she may change her mind if she sees him pregnant, however.

The Division of MPreg would be a subset of the DBS, rather than an entirely new department. Basically, there's enough badslash out there as it is, without counting the mpreg, and also Agent!Trojie is likely to have a breakdown if she has to deal with much more of it. So the new division would mean she gets a break rather than a breakdown.

...Seeing how you guys appear to agree with my assessment of OH GOD WHY THE PAIN. I'm putting them in Unclaimed Badfic since no one has explicitly claimed them. So if any of y'all decide to spork the evil in the future, drop by the wiki to claim them.

I made it about halfway through the first chapter before I started retching uncontrollably. The worst part was, looking at the warnings, that it was going to go downhill from there.

Urgh... MPreg is... just no.

It's called the Moron Beam. It's actually a tool used by lazy writers to make their characters inexplicably lose their heads as a plot device (I'm sure we can all think of examples of this), but I'm sure DoSAT can easily adapt it for you.

~Neshomeh, who still maintains that Aeryn Sun should never have died that way.

If he is allowed any sense, he will be able to blot out the entire PPC in a blink. I need an excuse to make him bolt instead.

...and I have posting access to it, too.

Hmm.

I think I'm going to go poke it. ^_^

I believe there's a moratorum on new departments. Don't know if it includes divisions too. But you're in Bad Slash, aren't you? Isn't mpreg just part of the job description?

Do you do Torchwood? Badficcers can at least try to claim canon there on the mpreg thing, except when they make Ianto or Owen pregnant and grab for the pregnancy tests.

Okay, so this young Jewish boy is in a concentration camp during the Holocaust. His mother was immediately gassed upon coming to the place, but he dreams about her often. One night, she tells him that she's going to send him an angel. So one day, he sees this little girl hiding behind a tree right outside the camp's fence, just watching everything that's going on. And then she takes an apple out of her pocket and throws it over the fence to him, and he catches it and runs off before the guards see. Every day, she comes back and sneaks him food, and though they never speak, he starts calling her his "Angel Girl". Then, one day, the boy gets shipped to another camp, and figures he'll never see her again.

After liberation, the boy goes to America. It's been fifteen years since he was in the camp, and his friends arrange a blind date for him. He and the lady get to talking about their lives in Europe. She was Jewish, but her family had posed as Christians to escape the Nazis. He tells her about this little girl who threw him apples while he was in the concentration camp.

Turns out, she's the exact same girl.

Six months later, they got married, and they're still living happily after today.

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/10/20/earlyshow/main4532220.shtml

What is it with the explosion in mpreg at the moment? Is it new or are we only just noticing it? Is this the universe's punishment for Trojie's love of biology? And I hope no one objects to us setting up a new division, because we're about halfway through the first mission for the Division of MPreg. Do we need permission for that?

Then I suggest Girl Genius aswell. www.girlgeniusonline.com

There are several things in that that are hilarious. I suggest reading the short stories as a warm up though, the comic starts a little slow. (The one titled Fanfiction is hilarious!)

Oh, and we should NOT let any sparks anywhere near makethings. That would be very scary.......

L

I've been looking all over for those, thanks. I'll read them when I'm back from school.

...went to in order to make sure that he held that Idiot ball in the first place! Anyway, what about his famous attempts to search for Atlantis?

But I don't know about the seduction.

That has to be some sort of mini somewhere. Somewhere. Because sweet Mew that is awesome in a very disturbing way.

Interestingly enough, I just discovered that comic yesterday; yes, I'm archive binging now. Funny how the world works, though.

Heroes:

String Theory--A massive epic involving an alternate Peter and Hiro attempting to change the world by going from dimension to dimension. There are twenty-six universes in all, and each is different from the rest. A truly creative fic, one I would recommend if you have the time.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3555388/1/StringTheory

Alternate Universe--yet another "what-if-Mohinder-met-Sylar-before-he-started-killing-people" fic, except it is extraordinarily well done. No, seriously. It's a genuinely well-written love story, and much better than some of the romances I've seen published.
http://violet-anchovy.livejournal.com/1568.html#cutid1

Naruto:

Creating a Family--This is a crack fic done right. Pretty much, Itachi Uchiha decides to rebuild his family, and does so in the most disturbingly hilarious manner possible.
<a href="http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2928732/1/CreatingAFamily">http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2928732/1/CreatingA_Family

There's more, but it's 2 in the morning and I'm dead tired. I'll post the rest tomorrow.

Not Good. Have you added them to the Unclaimed Badfic list?

I was browsing through some SPN fics tonight, and I happened to run across this fic called "Vessels." And it gives me creepy feelings. The grammar isn't spectacular if understandable and the characters all feel really off-kilter. Also, the writer inexplicably spells "Lilith" with a y. The little obsessive-compulsive almost-English-major within me is jumping up and down screaming "NO NO NO LYLITH JUST SOUNDS STUPID NO NO NO," etc.

Still, I'm very new to the fandom--I can count the number of episodes I've seen on my fingers. So I was wondering if someone better acquainted with the series could give this fic a look over and maybe tell me if it should go up on Unclaimed Badfic.

Here's the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4601292/1/Vessels

Incidentally, I took a glance at some of the other stories listed under her profile, and they have scary descriptions. This one called "Harry Potter and the Chalice" caught my eye. Warnings include (I quote) "slash, rape, mpreg, lots of death and blood duh its got vampires every where". I opened the link out of sheer curiosity, got to the point where Harry gets a letter from someone named Serenity Snape, and then my brain shut down. And began melting when I read a bit more. This is just the first chapter. There are twenty-two chapters total. OH GOD KILL IT NOW MAKE THE PAIN GO AWAY SOMEONE PLEASE.

Link for this fic is here:
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2556961/1/HarryPotterandtheChalice

Warning, comic is not work safe. Butg, can I have one please???? I would only set it on people that deserver it (spamers and trolls). I promice to take care of it... (read to end of comic)


http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11162008.shtml

Leto

http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp11162008.shtml read to the end of the comic...

Leto

They're all here.