Subject: Star Wars: Episode VII trailer (spoilers)
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Posted on: 2014-12-01 13:33:00 UTC

Yes, another trailer discussion. We seem to be swimming in those recently! First was The Battle of the Five Armies, then Jurassic World, and now Star Wars. And, hey, by the way, both those previous threads are still on the front page if you feel like chiming in. ^_^

So: the trailer for Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens is out. A year in advance, so they weren't kidding when they called it a tease... sorry, I mean teaser.

And... well, on the one hand, I'm still mourning the death of the Expanded Universe. What, it's 30 years on and there's still X-Wings in common use? TIE fighters? By 30ABY we should be in the Galactic Alliance era, with the Incom T-65 X-wing basically obsolete, and the TIE/LN a hilariously outdated deathtrap. I mean, okay, they were still around, but they should be pretty rare.

And, yeah, big woo, back to Planet Dustbowl, because we're not tired of that place yet. And that astromech is hilariously useless - as is 'stick some parts on your lightsaber to chop your fingers off if your hand slips'.

But.

But but but.

X-wings! TIE fighters! The Falcoln! Outdoor environments not made out of pixels (seriously, I think the last time we saw a real tree in Star Wars was Endor)! Aerial acrobatics! X-wings in ground attack mode (seriously, you have no idea how cool I thought that shot was)! And, y'know - Star Wars!

They're not going to get me to buy the merchandise for the new continuity - which is a shame for them, since I own practically every book from the old EU. But they're also not going to be able to stop me seeing the film.

Here's hoping there's no replacement Jar Jar...

hS

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