Welcome, consider yourself at home now,
because you are already a member just by posting this.

My gift to you is a batch of fresh baked cookies!:D

I kid of course. You are at least a breadi-knife.
Okay, sorry, I have no memory of going to sleep last night, and I am hungry.
In news actually relevant to the topic, I'd like to welcome you a-board. I have a bright shiny Awkae for you, too. D'aww, look at it. Isn't it pretty?
Remember to provide it with espresso and love, or else it'll reproduce like nobodies business. There is nothing more adorable than a caffeinated asexual ball of an adjective.
I hope to see you around!

Hi, have some fudge!

As a welcome gift have a mysterious large egg, it probably won't hatch anything too dangerous ...

I have for you a spare sonic screwdriver, 15 feet of parachute cord, and an admiral's hat. Welcome to the PPC!

Here's some bubble wrap. Have fun with it. : )

Have a fluffy hat in the color/pattern of your choice.

Greetings, new friend! Have some Matrix-style training programs!

Welcome a-Board newbie! Let me throw some links your way.

The first is our Consitution, which outlines all the rules of out little online society in order to ensure that it remains as (in)sane as we like it.

The second is our wiki which contains a somewhat-infinite amount of knowledge. If you ever have a question, the answer is probably here.

Thirdly, The Original Series is how this whole community started, so it's definitely a recommended read.

And lastly, the IRC is a place for casual conversation and goofing off, if you like that sort of thing.

For your newbie gift, I present this time travelling orange. If you keep it for approximately two days (depending on your timezone) it will be in another year. Have fun!

You already are! Well, if you decide to hang out. You don't have to write PPC missions to be in the PPC - just be part of the community! Which, by posting here, you have already done!

So - welcome!

(To actually write PPC missions, you need permission - but that all comes later. For now, come in, sit down, have a probably-not-poisonous cookie!)

Welcome! Have a cookie. It probably isn't toxic. My cooking can be that way.

Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object.

Welcome to the Board!

Well, I have never seen a pile of living pasta before. Do you know the Flying Spaghetti Monster by any chance?

(Realy? You desided to introduce yourself to him like that? *sigh* I'm sorry, for my author's insanity. I am his in progress OC currently named Jumper, though I intend to change that after fixing my Gary Stu qualities. Please forgive us, we tend to be a little... well frankly quite insane. Then again, that is what makes us fun to interact with. As it is, me and Worldie are also new, though I think we are nearing our one-month anniversary, so feel free to gaze in utter shock at the others shenanigans with us.)
Worldie?
(You call me Jumper.)
Fair enough.

Any whom. So, you are also a brony! Yay! Now I know what to give you. I have one set of magical figurines of the mane six, each imbeded with an aspect of their respective personalitys. I will give you one, depending on who you think best pony is.

Welcome to our little comunity. For my information, how did you find us? Just curious.

Have some lemming repellent and welcome!

Jooooin usss--

I feel like I've done that one already.

Anyway, here's your newbie gift from me: Lots of Bleeprin! -throws Bleeprin at you-

Also, what are your fandoms?

Have a lion saddle (lion not included.) And welcome again! What are your fandoms (I presume Yu-Gi-Oh, because you said you wrote a badfic in it, but any others?)

Also, is it weird that your post there reminds me of how anime characters in school introduce themselves?

Boarders make up the PPC's majority, I think.

Merry Very Late Christmas! Have an Uncomfortable Massage chair. With luck, if and when you get Permission, it'll keep you too agonized for the Ironic Overpower to mess wi-

Waitsh*t.