Why hello there!

What the hell am I doing here? by K'eth on 2016-03-03 02:19:00 UTC Reply

So a little bird told me. That there was this place called the PPC. Or the Protectors of the Plot Continuum. heheh, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that, riggghhhht?

Welcome aBoard! by SkarmorySilver on 2016-03-04 03:09:00 UTC Reply

I know Voyd's told me about you, and I believe we've talked once or twice on the MGE chat. Hope you have a good time with us!

Have one of my own shed feathers, and a pocket-sized chibi Khepri! (The MGE version. Totally isn't a monster-girl version of the Khepri from SMITE, nope.)

Good to see a familar face. by K'eth on 2016-03-04 14:17:00 UTC Reply

'Proceeds to cuddle the chibi Khepri. Not crushing her......maybe' Thank you, good sir. Hope to see each other soon.........Like right now.

Welcome to Creation, here's your shovel. by Voyd on 2016-03-03 22:12:00 UTC Reply

I know I'm the one that brought you here, but have a magical shovel that digs up halos! Now you can shop at the Gates of Hell, ask Rodin for Colonel Kilgore.

Obscure reference. by K'eth on 2016-03-03 23:26:00 UTC Reply

'Proceeds to bash a Mary Sue's brain out like a bag of carrots, with said shovel.'

Re: What the hell am I doing here? by Slothgirl on 2016-03-03 18:36:00 UTC Reply

Welcome!

Re: Re: What the hell am I doing here? by K'eth on 2016-03-03 19:18:00 UTC Reply

Welcome! Welcome! ('starts repeating nonstop')

Welcome! by Dorano on 2016-03-03 18:10:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the madhouse, my name's Dorano, have some Bloffee. Trust me, you'll need it.

Another Elder Scrolls fan, eh? Shiny. Do you have a favorite faction (either Oblivion or Skyrim)?

Factions? by K'eth on 2016-03-03 19:00:00 UTC Reply

Factions, what factions? All I see are pools of blood everywhere. (If I have to much free time in games. I will become a mass murderer for fun.) As for Fallout? Wild Card in the first two. Minuteman in the 4th.

Fallout... by Dorano on 2016-03-03 22:11:00 UTC Reply

I have to admit I haven't played Fallout - although several of my friends do, so I've acquired a very basic understanding of the game.

Fallouts by K'eth on 2016-03-03 23:08:00 UTC Reply

It's a pretty good game in my opinion. Only thing that's bad about it really. Is the fact that I keep crashing. 'sad face'

Welcome to the PPC! by Scapegrace on 2016-03-03 12:13:00 UTC Reply

Please accept this starter Pokémon:-

Iiiiiiit's Gorebyss!

And your starting item is:-

The Back-Up from Risk Of Rain

Now, The Back-Up's quite a peculiar item. When the holder gets down to 50% health, their attacks gain a 33% damage boost and hit all enemy targets without a damage penalty. Outside of Triple Battles, you're generally better off with a Life Orb, but Gorebyss can make use of it. Try a Timid one with Swift Swim and EVs in Special Attack and Speed, then give it Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, Psychic, and Signal Beam. Just remember to have fun! =]

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Gorebyss.....hmmm seems. Dangerous by K'eth on 2016-03-03 19:03:00 UTC Reply

doesn't that that Pokemon suck your blood or something? Also I have Risk of Rain, thanks for the item! :3

Yeah, PokÃ©dex entries are weird. =] by Scapegrace on 2016-03-04 10:50:00 UTC Reply

Still, with love and training, Pokémon that seems untameably ferocious or scary can become your greatest friends.

Fandoms...errr what? by K'eth on 2016-03-03 12:09:00 UTC Reply

Fandoms? I don't think I belong to many. Oh wait no, I know a few. Lets see here. Guild Wars, Guild Wars 2, MGE (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) Monster Musume, errrr what else. My Little Pony Friendship is Magic (Don't kill me please. 'cough')Fallout (Mainly 3-4), the Elder Scrolls (Mainly Oblivion and Skyrim.)I don't think I have any Anime fandoms. I don't stick around long enough for me to get THAT interested.
That little bird. by K'eth on 2016-03-03 12:02:00 UTC Reply

That little bird's name was Voyd211. I'm pretty sure you two might know each other.

He followed me home, guys. Can I keep him? (nm) by Voyd on 2016-03-03 13:25:00 UTC Reply

Why hello there! by Huinesoron on 2016-03-03 09:44:00 UTC Reply

Welcome a'Board! [Pokes the newbie]

In accordance with a very old PPC tradition which I'm trying to revive, have a bumper sticker!

hS

OK, that's rare. by Desdendelle on 2016-03-03 10:24:00 UTC Reply

Haven't seen a newbie greeting from you since... forever?
You should do that more often, it's good for your health.

I greeted Irrelevant, too. ^_~ by Huinesoron on 2016-03-03 10:31:00 UTC Reply

Yeah, I'm trying. Trouble is I've never been a fan of 'hello answer these questions while feeling like I'm glowering at you' or 'hello here is something that doesn't exist', and 'hello... just... hello' always feels a bit awkward.

Hence: bumper stickers! Now I have an angle.

hS

If you're doing bumper stickers... by Neshomeh on 2016-03-03 19:12:00 UTC Reply

Are you gonna use any of these ones? {= D Otherwise, I suppose I might have to get back in the game, since I'm pretty sure those are all my creations. Why I didn't think to make gifs for them, though, I do not know. Great idea!

~Neshomeh, who would've made this post in Irrelevant's thread, but then this one happened.

Oops, are you still handing them out? by Huinesoron on 2016-03-03 20:58:00 UTC Reply

I figured it had been long, long abandoned as a concept.

I probably won't use any of those; I'm having too much fun coming up with them myself. ^_^ No promises, though, I might ~~steal~~ ~~rip off~~ borrow a couple.

hS

I haven't for quite a while. by Neshomeh on 2016-03-03 21:15:00 UTC Reply

Looks like the most recent one I gave out was to GlarnBoudin, last year (along with some advice about posting badfics).

I don't generally welcome newbies unless there's something specifically relevant to my interests/concerns to comment on, but when I do, it's fun to keep up the old traditions. {= )

~Neshomeh

Hello newbie. by Hardric on 2016-03-03 07:40:00 UTC Reply

Have these black-hole chocolates, please. This place could be the one you're talking about, but I need you to answer some questions before giving you a confirmation: what are your fandoms?

Oh god, I needed these. by K'eth on 2016-03-03 19:11:00 UTC Reply

'Proceeds to nom said chocolates with no ill effects.'

Ooh! Another newbie! *pokes* by Cat-on-the-Keyboard on 2016-03-03 07:26:00 UTC Reply

What little bird was that? Tell me and I'll give you a snow globe that plays music when you shake it. Very pretty, delicate, German metal.
Hello, newbie! by Desdendelle on 2016-03-03 05:18:00 UTC Reply

Have a Clem noggle. Chh-chh; Clem, Grakata!
ANOTHER newbie! *glomp* *poke* by Iximaz on 2016-03-03 02:51:00 UTC Reply

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is

ACK! by K'eth on 2016-03-03 19:08:00 UTC Reply

'Is glomped and poked' Soooooo this.....Seems kinda nice. Wait SPaGhetti?!? Gimmie, gimmie!!

Ha-ha, very funny. by eatpraylove on 2016-03-03 02:31:00 UTC Reply

Also, welcome! Here's a bucket of popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series and Constitution, linked to at the top of the board homepage! Enjoy your stay~!

Why thank you, I don't try my best. by K'eth on 2016-03-03 19:10:00 UTC Reply

Also thanks for the popcorn. I shall devour it in 0.000000000000000001 seconds! Have a great day.