Subject: Hello, newbie!
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Posted on: 2016-03-03 05:18:00 UTC
Have a Clem noggle. Chh-chh; Clem, Grakata!
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What the hell am I doing here? by
on 2016-03-03 02:19:00 UTC
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So a little bird told me. That there was this place called the PPC. Or the Protectors of the Plot Continuum. heheh, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that, riggghhhht?
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Welcome aBoard! by
on 2016-03-04 03:09:00 UTC
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I know Voyd's told me about you, and I believe we've talked once or twice on the MGE chat. Hope you have a good time with us!
Have one of my own shed feathers, and a pocket-sized chibi Khepri! (The MGE version. Totally isn't a monster-girl version of the Khepri from SMITE, nope.) -
Good to see a familar face. by
on 2016-03-04 14:17:00 UTC
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'Proceeds to cuddle the chibi Khepri. Not crushing her......maybe' Thank you, good sir. Hope to see each other soon.........Like right now.
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Welcome to Creation, here's your shovel. by
on 2016-03-03 22:12:00 UTC
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I know I'm the one that brought you here, but have a magical shovel that digs up halos! Now you can shop at the Gates of Hell, ask Rodin for Colonel Kilgore.
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Obscure reference. by
on 2016-03-03 23:26:00 UTC
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'Proceeds to bash a Mary Sue's brain out like a bag of carrots, with said shovel.'
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Re: What the hell am I doing here? by
on 2016-03-03 18:36:00 UTC
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Welcome!
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Re: Re: What the hell am I doing here? by
on 2016-03-03 19:18:00 UTC
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Welcome! Welcome! ('starts repeating nonstop')
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Welcome! by
on 2016-03-03 18:10:00 UTC
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Welcome to the madhouse, my name's Dorano, have some Bloffee. Trust me, you'll need it.
Another Elder Scrolls fan, eh? Shiny. Do you have a favorite faction (either Oblivion or Skyrim)? -
Factions? by
on 2016-03-03 19:00:00 UTC
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Factions, what factions? All I see are pools of blood everywhere. (If I have to much free time in games. I will become a mass murderer for fun.) As for Fallout? Wild Card in the first two. Minuteman in the 4th.
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Fallout... by
on 2016-03-03 22:11:00 UTC
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I have to admit I haven't played Fallout - although several of my friends do, so I've acquired a very basic understanding of the game.
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Welcome to the PPC! by
on 2016-03-03 12:13:00 UTC
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Please accept this starter Pokémon:-
Iiiiiiit's Gorebyss!
And your starting item is:-
The Back-Up from Risk Of Rain
Now, The Back-Up's quite a peculiar item. When the holder gets down to 50% health, their attacks gain a 33% damage boost and hit all enemy targets without a damage penalty. Outside of Triple Battles, you're generally better off with a Life Orb, but Gorebyss can make use of it. Try a Timid one with Swift Swim and EVs in Special Attack and Speed, then give it Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, Psychic, and Signal Beam. Just remember to have fun! =] -
Gorebyss.....hmmm seems. Dangerous by
on 2016-03-03 19:03:00 UTC
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doesn't that that Pokemon suck your blood or something? Also I have Risk of Rain, thanks for the item! :3
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Yeah, Pokédex entries are weird. =] by
on 2016-03-04 10:50:00 UTC
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Still, with love and training, Pokémon that seems untameably ferocious or scary can become your greatest friends.
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Fandoms...errr what? by
on 2016-03-03 12:09:00 UTC
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Fandoms? I don't think I belong to many. Oh wait no, I know a few. Lets see here. Guild Wars, Guild Wars 2, MGE (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) Monster Musume, errrr what else. My Little Pony Friendship is Magic (Don't kill me please. 'cough')Fallout (Mainly 3-4), the Elder Scrolls (Mainly Oblivion and Skyrim.)I don't think I have any Anime fandoms. I don't stick around long enough for me to get THAT interested.
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That little bird. by
on 2016-03-03 12:02:00 UTC
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That little bird's name was Voyd211. I'm pretty sure you two might know each other.
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He followed me home, guys. Can I keep him? (nm) by
on 2016-03-03 13:25:00 UTC
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Why hello there! by
on 2016-03-03 09:44:00 UTC
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Welcome a'Board! [Pokes the newbie]
In accordance with a very old PPC tradition which I'm trying to revive, have a bumper sticker!
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OK, that's rare. by
on 2016-03-03 10:24:00 UTC
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Haven't seen a newbie greeting from you since... forever?
You should do that more often, it's good for your health. -
I greeted Irrelevant, too. ^_~ by
on 2016-03-03 10:31:00 UTC
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Yeah, I'm trying. Trouble is I've never been a fan of 'hello answer these questions while feeling like I'm glowering at you' or 'hello here is something that doesn't exist', and 'hello... just... hello' always feels a bit awkward.
Hence: bumper stickers! Now I have an angle.
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If you're doing bumper stickers... by
on 2016-03-03 19:12:00 UTC
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Are you gonna use any of these ones? {= D Otherwise, I suppose I might have to get back in the game, since I'm pretty sure those are all my creations. Why I didn't think to make gifs for them, though, I do not know. Great idea!
~Neshomeh, who would've made this post in Irrelevant's thread, but then this one happened. -
Oops, are you still handing them out? by
on 2016-03-03 20:58:00 UTC
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I figured it had been long, long abandoned as a concept.
I probably won't use any of those; I'm having too much fun coming up with them myself. ^_^ No promises, though, I mightstealrip offborrow a couple.
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I haven't for quite a while. by
on 2016-03-03 21:15:00 UTC
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Looks like the most recent one I gave out was to GlarnBoudin, last year (along with some advice about posting badfics).
I don't generally welcome newbies unless there's something specifically relevant to my interests/concerns to comment on, but when I do, it's fun to keep up the old traditions. {= )
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Hello newbie. by
on 2016-03-03 07:40:00 UTC
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Have these black-hole chocolates, please. This place could be the one you're talking about, but I need you to answer some questions before giving you a confirmation: what are your fandoms?
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Oh god, I needed these. by
on 2016-03-03 19:11:00 UTC
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'Proceeds to nom said chocolates with no ill effects.'
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Ooh! Another newbie! *pokes* by
on 2016-03-03 07:26:00 UTC
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What little bird was that? Tell me and I'll give you a snow globe that plays music when you shake it. Very pretty, delicate, German metal.
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Hello, newbie! by
on 2016-03-03 05:18:00 UTC
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Have a Clem noggle. Chh-chh; Clem, Grakata!
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ANOTHER newbie! *glomp* *poke* by
on 2016-03-03 02:51:00 UTC
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Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!
If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is-
ACK! by
on 2016-03-03 19:08:00 UTC
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'Is glomped and poked' Soooooo this.....Seems kinda nice. Wait SPaGhetti?!? Gimmie, gimmie!!
- Ha-ha, very funny. by on 2016-03-03 02:31:00 UTC Reply
Also, welcome! Here's a bucket of popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series and Constitution, linked to at the top of the board homepage! Enjoy your stay~!
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Why thank you, I don't try my best. by
on 2016-03-03 19:10:00 UTC
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Also thanks for the popcorn. I shall devour it in 0.000000000000000001 seconds! Have a great day.
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ACK! by
on 2016-03-03 19:08:00 UTC
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