Subject: Hello newbie.
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Posted on: 2016-03-03 07:40:00 UTC
Have these black-hole chocolates, please. This place could be the one you're talking about, but I need you to answer some questions before giving you a confirmation: what are your fandoms?
So a little bird told me. That there was this place called the PPC. Or the Protectors of the Plot Continuum. heheh, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that, riggghhhht?
I know Voyd's told me about you, and I believe we've talked once or twice on the MGE chat. Hope you have a good time with us!
Have one of my own shed feathers, and a pocket-sized chibi Khepri! (The MGE version. Totally isn't a monster-girl version of the Khepri from SMITE, nope.)
'Proceeds to cuddle the chibi Khepri. Not crushing her......maybe' Thank you, good sir. Hope to see each other soon.........Like right now.
I know I'm the one that brought you here, but have a magical shovel that digs up halos! Now you can shop at the Gates of Hell, ask Rodin for Colonel Kilgore.
'Proceeds to bash a Mary Sue's brain out like a bag of carrots, with said shovel.'
Welcome!
Welcome! Welcome! ('starts repeating nonstop')
Welcome to the madhouse, my name's Dorano, have some Bloffee. Trust me, you'll need it.
Another Elder Scrolls fan, eh? Shiny. Do you have a favorite faction (either Oblivion or Skyrim)?
Factions, what factions? All I see are pools of blood everywhere. (If I have to much free time in games. I will become a mass murderer for fun.) As for Fallout? Wild Card in the first two. Minuteman in the 4th.
I have to admit I haven't played Fallout - although several of my friends do, so I've acquired a very basic understanding of the game.
Please accept this starter Pokémon:-
Iiiiiiit's Gorebyss!
And your starting item is:-
The Back-Up from Risk Of Rain
Now, The Back-Up's quite a peculiar item. When the holder gets down to 50% health, their attacks gain a 33% damage boost and hit all enemy targets without a damage penalty. Outside of Triple Battles, you're generally better off with a Life Orb, but Gorebyss can make use of it. Try a Timid one with Swift Swim and EVs in Special Attack and Speed, then give it Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, Psychic, and Signal Beam. Just remember to have fun! =]
doesn't that that Pokemon suck your blood or something? Also I have Risk of Rain, thanks for the item! :3
Still, with love and training, Pokémon that seems untameably ferocious or scary can become your greatest friends.
Fandoms? I don't think I belong to many. Oh wait no, I know a few. Lets see here. Guild Wars, Guild Wars 2, MGE (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) Monster Musume, errrr what else. My Little Pony Friendship is Magic (Don't kill me please. 'cough')Fallout (Mainly 3-4), the Elder Scrolls (Mainly Oblivion and Skyrim.)I don't think I have any Anime fandoms. I don't stick around long enough for me to get THAT interested.
That little bird's name was Voyd211. I'm pretty sure you two might know each other.
Welcome a'Board! [Pokes the newbie]
In accordance with a very old PPC tradition which I'm trying to revive, have a bumper sticker!
hS
Haven't seen a newbie greeting from you since... forever?
You should do that more often, it's good for your health.
Yeah, I'm trying. Trouble is I've never been a fan of 'hello answer these questions while feeling like I'm glowering at you' or 'hello here is something that doesn't exist', and 'hello... just... hello' always feels a bit awkward.
Hence: bumper stickers! Now I have an angle.
hS
Are you gonna use any of these ones? {= D Otherwise, I suppose I might have to get back in the game, since I'm pretty sure those are all my creations. Why I didn't think to make gifs for them, though, I do not know. Great idea!
~Neshomeh, who would've made this post in Irrelevant's thread, but then this one happened.
I figured it had been long, long abandoned as a concept.
I probably won't use any of those; I'm having too much fun coming up with them myself. ^_^ No promises, though, I might steal rip off borrow a couple.
hS
Looks like the most recent one I gave out was to GlarnBoudin, last year (along with some advice about posting badfics).
I don't generally welcome newbies unless there's something specifically relevant to my interests/concerns to comment on, but when I do, it's fun to keep up the old traditions. {= )
~Neshomeh
Have these black-hole chocolates, please. This place could be the one you're talking about, but I need you to answer some questions before giving you a confirmation: what are your fandoms?
'Proceeds to nom said chocolates with no ill effects.'
What little bird was that? Tell me and I'll give you a snow globe that plays music when you shake it. Very pretty, delicate, German metal.
Have a Clem noggle. Chh-chh; Clem, Grakata!
Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti! 'Is glomped and poked' Soooooo this.....Seems kinda nice. Wait SPaGhetti?!? Gimmie, gimmie!! Also, welcome! Here's a bucket of popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series and Constitution, linked to at the top of the board homepage! Enjoy your stay~! Also thanks for the popcorn. I shall devour it in 0.000000000000000001 seconds! Have a great day.
If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is
