Subject: ANOTHER newbie! *glomp* *poke*
Author: Iximaz
Posted on: 2016-03-03 02:51:00 UTC

Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is Reply Return to messages


  • What the hell am I doing here? by K'eth on 2016-03-03 02:19:00 UTC Reply

    So a little bird told me. That there was this place called the PPC. Or the Protectors of the Plot Continuum. heheh, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that, riggghhhht?

    • Welcome aBoard! by SkarmorySilver on 2016-03-04 03:09:00 UTC Reply

      I know Voyd's told me about you, and I believe we've talked once or twice on the MGE chat. Hope you have a good time with us!

      Have one of my own shed feathers, and a pocket-sized chibi Khepri! (The MGE version. Totally isn't a monster-girl version of the Khepri from SMITE, nope.)

      • Good to see a familar face. by K'eth on 2016-03-04 14:17:00 UTC Reply

        'Proceeds to cuddle the chibi Khepri. Not crushing her......maybe' Thank you, good sir. Hope to see each other soon.........Like right now.

    • Welcome to Creation, here's your shovel. by Voyd on 2016-03-03 22:12:00 UTC Reply

      I know I'm the one that brought you here, but have a magical shovel that digs up halos! Now you can shop at the Gates of Hell, ask Rodin for Colonel Kilgore.

      • Obscure reference. by K'eth on 2016-03-03 23:26:00 UTC Reply

        'Proceeds to bash a Mary Sue's brain out like a bag of carrots, with said shovel.'

    • Re: What the hell am I doing here? by Slothgirl on 2016-03-03 18:36:00 UTC Reply

      Welcome!

    • Welcome! by Dorano on 2016-03-03 18:10:00 UTC Reply

      Welcome to the madhouse, my name's Dorano, have some Bloffee. Trust me, you'll need it.

      Another Elder Scrolls fan, eh? Shiny. Do you have a favorite faction (either Oblivion or Skyrim)?

      • Factions? by K'eth on 2016-03-03 19:00:00 UTC Reply

        Factions, what factions? All I see are pools of blood everywhere. (If I have to much free time in games. I will become a mass murderer for fun.) As for Fallout? Wild Card in the first two. Minuteman in the 4th.

        • Fallout... by Dorano on 2016-03-03 22:11:00 UTC Reply

          I have to admit I haven't played Fallout - although several of my friends do, so I've acquired a very basic understanding of the game.

          • Fallouts by K'eth on 2016-03-03 23:08:00 UTC Reply

            It's a pretty good game in my opinion. Only thing that's bad about it really. Is the fact that I keep crashing. 'sad face'

    • Welcome to the PPC! by Scapegrace on 2016-03-03 12:13:00 UTC Reply

      Please accept this starter Pokémon:-

      Iiiiiiit's Gorebyss!

      And your starting item is:-

      The Back-Up from Risk Of Rain

      Now, The Back-Up's quite a peculiar item. When the holder gets down to 50% health, their attacks gain a 33% damage boost and hit all enemy targets without a damage penalty. Outside of Triple Battles, you're generally better off with a Life Orb, but Gorebyss can make use of it. Try a Timid one with Swift Swim and EVs in Special Attack and Speed, then give it Hydro Pump, Ice Beam, Psychic, and Signal Beam. Just remember to have fun! =]

    • Fandoms...errr what? by K'eth on 2016-03-03 12:09:00 UTC Reply

      Fandoms? I don't think I belong to many. Oh wait no, I know a few. Lets see here. Guild Wars, Guild Wars 2, MGE (Monster Girl Encyclopedia) Monster Musume, errrr what else. My Little Pony Friendship is Magic (Don't kill me please. 'cough')Fallout (Mainly 3-4), the Elder Scrolls (Mainly Oblivion and Skyrim.)I don't think I have any Anime fandoms. I don't stick around long enough for me to get THAT interested.

    • That little bird. by K'eth on 2016-03-03 12:02:00 UTC Reply

      That little bird's name was Voyd211. I'm pretty sure you two might know each other.

    • Why hello there! by Huinesoron on 2016-03-03 09:44:00 UTC Reply

      Welcome a'Board! [Pokes the newbie]

      In accordance with a very old PPC tradition which I'm trying to revive, have a bumper sticker!



      hS

      • OK, that's rare. by Desdendelle on 2016-03-03 10:24:00 UTC Reply

        Haven't seen a newbie greeting from you since... forever?
        You should do that more often, it's good for your health.

        • I greeted Irrelevant, too. ^_~ by Huinesoron on 2016-03-03 10:31:00 UTC Reply

          Yeah, I'm trying. Trouble is I've never been a fan of 'hello answer these questions while feeling like I'm glowering at you' or 'hello here is something that doesn't exist', and 'hello... just... hello' always feels a bit awkward.

          Hence: bumper stickers! Now I have an angle.

          hS

          • If you're doing bumper stickers... by Neshomeh on 2016-03-03 19:12:00 UTC Reply

            Are you gonna use any of these ones? {= D Otherwise, I suppose I might have to get back in the game, since I'm pretty sure those are all my creations. Why I didn't think to make gifs for them, though, I do not know. Great idea!

            ~Neshomeh, who would've made this post in Irrelevant's thread, but then this one happened.

            • Oops, are you still handing them out? by Huinesoron on 2016-03-03 20:58:00 UTC Reply

              I figured it had been long, long abandoned as a concept.

              I probably won't use any of those; I'm having too much fun coming up with them myself. ^_^ No promises, though, I might steal rip off borrow a couple.

              hS

              • I haven't for quite a while. by Neshomeh on 2016-03-03 21:15:00 UTC Reply

                Looks like the most recent one I gave out was to GlarnBoudin, last year (along with some advice about posting badfics).

                I don't generally welcome newbies unless there's something specifically relevant to my interests/concerns to comment on, but when I do, it's fun to keep up the old traditions. {= )

                ~Neshomeh

    • Hello newbie. by Hardric on 2016-03-03 07:40:00 UTC Reply

      Have these black-hole chocolates, please. This place could be the one you're talking about, but I need you to answer some questions before giving you a confirmation: what are your fandoms?

    • Ooh! Another newbie! *pokes* by Cat-on-the-Keyboard on 2016-03-03 07:26:00 UTC Reply

      What little bird was that? Tell me and I'll give you a snow globe that plays music when you shake it. Very pretty, delicate, German metal.

    • Hello, newbie! by Desdendelle on 2016-03-03 05:18:00 UTC Reply

      Have a Clem noggle. Chh-chh; Clem, Grakata!

    • ANOTHER newbie! *glomp* *poke* by Iximaz on 2016-03-03 02:51:00 UTC Reply

      Hello, and welcome aBoard! For your newbie gift, take this plate of freshly-made SPaGhetti!

      If you haven't yet read them, may I point you towards the Original Series and the Constitution? They're pretty much the only required reading around these parts. Another useful resource you might use is

      • ACK! by K'eth on 2016-03-03 19:08:00 UTC Reply

        'Is glomped and poked' Soooooo this.....Seems kinda nice. Wait SPaGhetti?!? Gimmie, gimmie!!

    • Ha-ha, very funny. by eatpraylove on 2016-03-03 02:31:00 UTC Reply

      Also, welcome! Here's a bucket of popcorn to eat while you read the Original Series and Constitution, linked to at the top of the board homepage! Enjoy your stay~!