The lineup:
Rose Potter and Cerelian ("The Girl Who Lived")
laura and legolas ("legolas by laura")
Celebrian and The Goblin King ("C*l*br**n")
Harry Mary Potter and John Aberforce Snape ("Little Miss Mary")
Littlefoot and Cera ("The Land Before Time: LittlefootxCera")
Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash ("Cupcakes")
Dumbledore and Hermaphrodite Snape ("Subjugation")
Cluny the Scourge and Redtooth (That Series)
Marrissa Picard and Captain Jean-Luc Picard (the Marrissa Picard series)
Kimberly and Lord Zedd ("Agony in Pink")
Cloud and Tifa ("Cloud Mows the Lawn")
Enoby Way and Draco Malfoy ("My Immortal")
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.
Littlefoot clutches a first aid kit and runs away.
Celebrian runs away from the Cornucopia.
legolas grabs a sword.
Lord Zedd sets an explosive off, killing Cluny the Scourge, Cloud, Kimberly and John Aberforce Snape.
Hermaphrotite Snape rips a mace out of Cerelian's hands.
Rainbow Dash runs away from the Cornucopia.
Draco Malfoy runs away from the Cornucopia.
The Goblin King grabs a backpack and retreats.
Dumbledore grabs a sword.
Tifa runs away from the Cornucopia.
Redtooth runs away from the Cornucopia.
Harry Mary Potter runs away from the Cornucopia.
Cera retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.
Pinkie Pie runs away from the Cornucopia.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard takes a handful of throwing knives.
Rose Potter grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.
Enoby Way kills laura with a sickle.
Marrissa Picard runs away from the Cornucopia.
Redtooth begs for Lord Zedd to kill him. He refuses, keeping Redtooth alive.
Rainbow Dash begs for Dumbledore to kill her. He refuses, keeping Rainbow Dash alive.
The Goblin King constructs a shack.
Marrissa Picard explores the arena.
Tifa receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard stalks Rose Potter.
Hermaphrotite Snape picks flowers.
Littlefoot defeats Draco Malfoy in a fight, but spares his life.
Celebrian sprains her ankle while running away from Cerelian.
Enoby Way tries to spear fish with a trident.
Harry Mary Potter stalks legolas.
Pinkie Pie constructs a shack.
Cera makes a slingshot.
5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Cluny the Scourge
District 8
Cloud
District 11
Kimberly
District 10
John Aberforce Snape
District 4
laura
District 2
Dumbledore thinks about home.
The Goblin King, Cerelian, Cera, Rainbow Dash, and Rose Potter sleep in shifts.
legolas, Enoby Way, Redtooth, Marrissa Picard, and Lord Zedd sleep in shifts.
Hermaphrotite Snape, Harry Mary Potter, Draco Malfoy, and Pinkie Pie tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Littlefoot, Celebrian, Captain Jean-Luc Picard, and Tifa sleep in shifts.
Rainbow Dash begs for legolas to kill her. He reluctantly obliges, killing Rainbow Dash.
Pinkie Pie severely slices Harry Mary Potter with a sword.
The Goblin King steals from Rose Potter while she isn't looking.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard practices his archery.
Celebrian throws a knife into Draco Malfoy's chest.
Lord Zedd tries to spear fish with a trident.
Tifa and Littlefoot work together for the day.
Marrissa Picard sets an explosive off, killing Cera.
Enoby Way and Redtooth split up to search for resources.
Hermaphrotite Snape tries to sleep through the entire day.
Dumbledore receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.
Cerelian picks flowers.
4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Rainbow Dash
District 6
Harry Mary Potter
District 4
Draco Malfoy
District 12
Cera
District 5
Hermaphrotite Snape, Rose Potter, Marrissa Picard, and Cerelian sleep in shifts.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Littlefoot, Celebrian, and Redtooth tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.
Pinkie Pie and Enoby Way sleep in shifts.
The Goblin King starts a fire.
Tifa tends to legolas's wounds.
Lord Zedd convinces Dumbledore to snuggle with him.
Marrissa Picard overhears Enoby Way and Cerelian talking in the distance.
Redtooth, Lord Zedd, The Goblin King, Rose Potter, and Pinkie Pie hunt for other tributes.
Littlefoot fishes.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard tries to spear fish with a trident.
legolas attacks Hermaphrotite Snape, but he manages to escape.
Dumbledore, Tifa, and Celebrian hunt for other tributes.
No cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Hermaphrotite Snape climbs a tree to rest.
Pinkie Pie and Captain Jean-Luc Picard huddle for warmth.
Lord Zedd looks at the night sky.
The Goblin King receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Cerelian, Celebrian, and Rose Potter cheerfully sing songs together.
Littlefoot, Dumbledore, Enoby Way, Marrissa Picard, and legolas sleep in shifts.
Tifa sets up camp for the night.
Redtooth sees a fire, but stays hidden.
legolas, Littlefoot, and Dumbledore hunt for other tributes.
Hermaphrotite Snape defeats Lord Zedd in a fight, but spares his life.
Marrissa Picard thinks about home.
Tifa bashes Rose Potter's head in with a mace.
Enoby Way searches for firewood.
Captain Jean-Luc Picard and The Goblin King threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.
Celebrian travels to higher ground.
Redtooth scares Cerelian off.
Pinkie Pie searches for a water source.
3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Rose Potter
District 1
Captain Jean-Luc Picard
District 9
The Goblin King
District 3
Hermaphrotite Snape quietly hums.
Lord Zedd is unable to convince Marrissa Picard to not kill him.
legolas, Tifa, and Littlefoot sleep in shifts.
Dumbledore and Redtooth huddle for warmth.
Celebrian tends to Pinkie Pie's wounds.
Enoby Way convinces Cerelian to snuggle with her.
Pinkie Pie sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.
Celebrian thinks about home.
Redtooth kills Tifa with a hatchet.
Littlefoot attacks Dumbledore, but he manages to escape.
legolas constructs a shack.
Hermaphrotite Snape and Enoby Way split up to search for resources.
Cerelian travels to higher ground.
Marrissa Picard makes a slingshot.
2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
Lord Zedd
District 10
Tifa
District 11
Enoby Way, Dumbledore, and Cerelian discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.
Hermaphrotite Snape tends to his wounds.
Pinkie Pie receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.
Marrissa Picard receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.
Celebrian attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.
Redtooth thinks about winning.
Littlefoot convinces legolas to snuggle with him.
Redtooth discovers a river.
Enoby Way tracks down and kills legolas.
Celebrian bleeds out due to untreated injuries.
Cerelian tends to Dumbledore's wounds.
Hermaphrotite Snape searches for a water source.
Pinkie Pie makes a slingshot.
Littlefoot silently snaps Marrissa Picard's neck.
The remaining tributes begin to hallucinate.
Enoby Way survives.
Cerelian eats a scorpion, thinking it is a delicate dessert.
Hermaphrotite Snape survives.
Littlefoot and Dumbledore decide to jump down the rabbit hole to Wonderland, which turns out to be a pit of rocks.
Redtooth mistakes Pinkie Pie for a bear and kills her.
7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.
legolas
District 2
Celebrian
District 3
Marrissa Picard
District 9
Cerelian
District 1
Littlefoot
District 5
Dumbledore
District 7
Pinkie Pie
District 6
Redtooth dies trying to escape the arena.
Enoby Way ambushes Hermaphrodite Snape and kills him.
The winner is Enoby Way from District 12!
...well then. I guess even in a simulated fight she still has to be the biggest Sue.
