Yes, I finished the report from further down the thread. Excited to find out what happened? You should be!

PPC HQ Hunger Games: Season 2

With thanks to Undis Closed and Notte Ling for commentating, and to Iximaz for running the sim in the first place.

Looking forward to Season 3!

hS

So Neshomeh and Phobos did a Hunger Games featuring their characters. July suggested I do one with mine.

That is not what I've done.

What I've done is a Hunger Games starring myself and Kaitlyn. And myself. And Kaitlyn. And myself. And...

So did you know there are more than 12 different self-insert versions of me and my wife on the PPC-related internet? :D

Before I link, though... I did this as a first-person commentary from inside the Arena. Thing is, I wrote it sight-unseen - I didn't know what the next section would bring until I'd finished the previous entry.

What I'm saying is, this is the darkest bit of fiction so far in this thread.

The Huinesunger Gaitlyns

(The logo blends from Kaitlyn Red to Huinesoron Green, because when I get an idea, I usually stick to it...)

hS

As written below, I'm preparing a pseudo-official season of the PPC HQ Hunger Games folowing Huinesoron's example. As this is supposed to be the following season, I will followhis example and set it up as an Holodeck simulation.

This will feature:

- 48 tribute line-up, to allow for as many Agents as we can to fit in!
- Edited events list to add more weapons, random events and PPC crazyness!
- This time, live on... Nutmeg TV, maybe? (AKA: I'll have two characters of mine do commentary from inside the arena. One possible death cause will, indeed, be a contestant attacking them only to be mowed down by submachine gun fire)
- Every contestant can provide their own comments at the end of each day. This will be done on the Board, I'll make a full readable document with everything in it afterwards.

So, according to Huinesoron's idea, every boarder who wants to join in can provide up to four contestants (a full district). If you don't have enough Agents, though, don't worry: you can team up with another Boarder, or even have your team topped up by free-to-use characters. I fully intend to throw a Flower or two in the battle if there are empty slots to be filled.

For each contestant I'll need: full name, shorter nickname to be used in the "report", gender, and a signature weapon or power. A link to an image would be appreciated if they don't have images on the Wiki page. The signature weapon/power is just for flavor in the commentary, as not all the death events mention a specific weapon and there are chances that no weapon was mentioned for the contestant beforehand.

My contestants, for example, are these:

Corolla (Corolla) (F) Magic energy darts
Rayson Kerman (M) Telescopic ladder
Sergio Turbo (Sergio) (M) Pistol
Nikki Cherryflower (Nikki) Magic energy sword

As Huinesoron and Iximaz already gave me their lists (I'll still need the signature attack method, though), there are still 36 spots left. Who's in?

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

GreyLadyBast runs away from the Cornucopia.

Araeph runs away from the Cornucopia.

Trojie finds a canteen full of water.

VixenMage runs away from the Cornucopia.

Techno-Dann grabs a jar of fishing bait while Tough Cookie gets fishing gear.

Huinesoron runs away from the Cornucopia.

Jay takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Acacia runs away from the Cornucopia.

Laburnum rips a mace out of Iximaz's hands.

JulyFlame grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.

Phobos runs away from the Cornucopia.

Makari runs away from the Cornucopia.

PoorCynic gathers as much food as he can.

TZA retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

NenyaQuende runs away from the Cornucopia.

Rohirric Monkey grabs a shovel.

Bjam grabs a backpack and retreats.

Neshomeh takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Kaitlyn runs into the cornucopia and hides.

Miss Cam takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

BeautyID finds a canteen full of water.

Desdendelle finds a bag full of explosives.

Neshomeh makes a wooden spear.

Araeph searches for a water source.

Phobos explores the arena.

Trojie discovers a river.

Makari sprains her ankle while running away from NenyaQuende.

Miss Cam travels to higher ground.

VixenMage receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Rohirric Monkey thinks about home.

Tough Cookie constructs a shack.

Kaitlyn steals from Bjam while she isn't looking.

GreyLadyBast receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Huinesoron travels to higher ground.

Jay receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Techno-Dann sets Acacia on fire with a molotov.

Iximaz begs for PoorCynic to kill her. He refuses, keeping Iximaz alive.

Desdendelle diverts Laburnum's attention and runs away.

BeautyID searches for a water source.

JulyFlame runs away from TZA.

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

Acacia
District 1

Kaitlyn starts a fire.

Laburnum convinces Phobos to snuggle with her.

Techno-Dann throws a knife into Huinesoron's chest.

Rohirric Monkey, Trojie, BeautyID, PoorCynic, and Iximaz sleep in shifts.

Araeph tries to sing herself to sleep.

Desdendelle cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Neshomeh tends to Makari's wounds.

Bjam receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

TZA goes to sleep.

Jay tends to NenyaQuende's wounds.

VixenMage, JulyFlame, and Tough Cookie get into a fight. Tough Cookie triumphantly kills them both.

Miss Cam accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

GreyLadyBast tries to sing herself to sleep.

PoorCynic, Phobos, Neshomeh, and TZA hunt for other tributes.

Laburnum camouflauges herself in the bushes.

Trojie and Tough Cookie work together for the day.

Makari questions her sanity.

Iximaz and Araeph hunt for other tributes.

NenyaQuende overhears GreyLadyBast and Desdendelle talking in the distance.

Techno-Dann and Kaitlyn work together for the day.

Bjam explores the arena.

BeautyID injures herself.

Rohirric Monkey kills Jay with a hatchet.

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Huinesoron
District 2

VixenMage
District 7

JulyFlame
District 7

Miss Cam
District 8

Jay
District 1


Trojie starts a fire.

Kaitlyn starts a fire.

Laburnum falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

Desdendelle tends to Neshomeh's wounds.

Tough Cookie thinks about home.

Bjam passes out from exhaustion.

Araeph questions her sanity.

PoorCynic sees a fire, but stays hidden.

Makari dies of dysentery.

BeautyID thinks about winning.

TZA and Phobos huddle for warmth.

NenyaQuende is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Iximaz catches Techno-Dann off guard and kills him.

Rohirric Monkey defeats GreyLadyBast in a fight, but spares her life.

Phobos sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Rohirric Monkey diverts BeautyID's attention and runs away.

Iximaz searches for firewood.

Desdendelle begs for Neshomeh to kill him. She refuses, keeping Desdendelle alive.

Bjam is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

NenyaQuende sprains her ankle while running away from PoorCynic.

TZA discovers a cave.

GreyLadyBast practices her archery.

Tough Cookie kills Araeph as she tries to run.

Trojie injures herself.

Kaitlyn receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Laburnum
District 9

Makari
District 10

Techno-Dann
District 8

Araeph
District 5

TZA, Neshomeh, and Desdendelle discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Tough Cookie is awoken by nightmares.

Trojie and GreyLadyBast hold hands.

NenyaQuende receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

BeautyID receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Bjam, Rohirric Monkey, Iximaz, and PoorCynic tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Kaitlyn climbs a tree to rest.

Phobos receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

PoorCynic practices his archery.

GreyLadyBast, Bjam, and TZA get into a fight. Bjam triumphantly kills them both.

Trojie receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

BeautyID constructs a shack.

Phobos and Kaitlyn hunt for other tributes.

NenyaQuende attacks Tough Cookie, but Rohirric Monkey protects her, killing NenyaQuende.

Neshomeh discovers a river.

Desdendelle receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Iximaz makes a wooden spear.

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

GreyLadyBast
District 6

TZA
District 10

NenyaQuende
District 11

Neshomeh receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Kaitlyn tries to treat her infection.

Iximaz, Trojie, and Bjam get into a fight. Iximaz triumphantly kills them both.

Phobos tries to treat his infection.

Tough Cookie receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

BeautyID cooks her food before putting her fire out.

Rohirric Monkey receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Desdendelle and PoorCynic hold hands.

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Neshomeh severely injures Iximaz and leaves her to die.

Kaitlyn decides not to go to The Feast.

BeautyID decides not to go to The Feast.

Rohirric Monkey throws a knife into Desdendelle's chest.

PoorCynic, Tough Cookie, and Phobos confront each other, but grab what they want slowly to avoid conflict.

Phobos picks flowers.

Tough Cookie and Kaitlyn work together to drown Rohirric Monkey.

Neshomeh tends to PoorCynic's wounds.

BeautyID is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Trojie
District 9

Bjam
District 12

Iximaz
District 4

Desdendelle
District 4

Rohirric Monkey
District 12

Phobos dies from thirst.

Neshomeh kills Kaitlyn with her own weapon.

Tough Cookie goes to sleep.

PoorCynic and BeautyID talk about the tributes still alive.

Neshomeh, PoorCynic, and BeautyID start fighting, but PoorCynic runs away as Neshomeh kills BeautyID.

Tough Cookie receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Phobos
District 3

Kaitlyn
District 2

BeautyID
District 5

PoorCynic defeats Neshomeh in a fight, but spares her life.

Tough Cookie dies from hunger.

Neshomeh repeatedly stabs PoorCynic to death with sais.

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Tough Cookie
District 11

PoorCynic
District 6

The winner is Neshomeh from District 3!

*slowly edges away from Nesh*

So, Phobos and I threw all of our characters (including our agent selves) into the arena. Here's what happened:

The Bloodbath

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Oopart scares Phobos away from the cornucopia.

Kur'nak runs away from the Cornucopia.

Alex runs away from the Cornucopia.

Barid finds a canteen full of water.

Tuff finds a bag full of explosives.

Parwill runs away from the Cornucopia.

Voltarmi runs away from the Cornucopia.

Earwig runs away from the Cornucopia.

Brightbeard sets an explosive off, killing Decima, and Jiffy.

Derik runs away from the Cornucopia.

Cameo finds a bow, some arrows, and a quiver.

Gall grabs a backpack and retreats.

Nume runs away from the Cornucopia.

Ilraen and Durotar fight for a bag. Ilraen gives up and retreats.

Jenni takes a handful of throwing knives.

Elms runs into the cornucopia and hides.

Mirrad runs away from the Cornucopia.

Neshomeh runs away from the Cornucopia.

Monath runs away from the Cornucopia.

Immac runs away from the Cornucopia.

Day One

Durotar and Immac hunt for other tributes.

Monath and Barid split up to search for resources.

Ilraen searches for firewood.

Gall discovers a cave.

Alex and Nume fight Mirrad and Tuff. Mirrad and Tuff survive.

Parwill collects fruit from a tree.

Brightbeard picks flowers.

Cameo searches for a water source.

Kur'nak makes a slingshot.

Elms forces Earwig to kill Oopart or Phobos. He refuses to kill, so Elms kills him instead.

Derik and Jenni split up to search for resources.

Voltarmi picks flowers.

Neshomeh practices her archery.

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Decima
District 10

Jiffy
District 6

Alex
District 5

Nume
District 1

Earwig
District 10

Gall and Barid tell stories about themselves to each other.

Parwill receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Kur'nak destroys Brightbeard's supplies while he is asleep.

Oopart dies of dysentery.

Durotar receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Ilraen questions his sanity.

Elms receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Phobos and Cameo huddle for warmth.

Derik cries himself to sleep.

Jenni stays awake all night.

Immac dies from hypothermia.

Voltarmi receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

Mirrad cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Monath questions her sanity.

Neshomeh lets Tuff into her shelter.

Day Two

Jenni constructs a shack.

Barid constructs a shack.

Mirrad and Neshomeh split up to search for resources.

Elms poisons Derik's drink, but mistakes it for her own and dies.

Parwill questions his sanity.

Monath picks flowers.

Durotar tends to Brightbeard's wounds.

Cameo thinks about home.

Tuff begs for Ilraen to kill him. He refuses, keeping Tuff alive.

Gall travels to higher ground.

Phobos dies from an infection.

Kur'nak catches Voltarmi off guard and kills her.

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Oopart
District 8

Immac
District 9

Elms
District 7

Phobos
District 12

Voltarmi
District 8

Durotar receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Parwill is awoken by nightmares.

Brightbeard receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Neshomeh tries to treat her infection.

Mirrad severely slices Barid with a sword.

Derik, Kur'nak, Monath, Ilraen, and Cameo sleep in shifts.

Tuff lets Jenni into his shelter.

Gall dies from an infection.

Day Three

Cameo, Parwill, and Durotar hunt for other tributes.

Mirrad thinks about home.

Jenni, Brightbeard, Tuff, and Neshomeh hunt for other tributes.

Derik tries to spear fish with a trident.

Kur'nak kills Monath with a hatchet.

Ilraen makes a wooden spear.

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Barid
District 2

Gall
District 3

Monath
District 6

Brightbeard goes to sleep.

Durotar and Parwill hold hands.

Kur'nak is awoken by nightmares.

Cameo cries herself to sleep.

Ilraen goes to sleep.

Neshomeh sets an explosive off, killing Derik, Tuff, Mirrad and Jenni.

Day Four

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Cameo catches Parwill off guard and kills him.

Brightbeard, Durotar, Ilraen, and Neshomeh team up to grab food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs.

Kur'nak decides not to go to The Feast.

Kur'nak searches for a water source.

Cameo fishes.

Neshomeh hunts for other tributes.

Durotar cannot handle the circumstances and commits suicide.

Brightbeard accidentally detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Ilraen receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Derik
District 3

Tuff
District 11

Mirrad
District 7

Jenni
District 5

Parwill
District 9

Durotar
District 4

Brightbeard
District 2

Ilraen stays awake all night.

Cameo cries herself to sleep.

Neshomeh lets Kur'nak into her shelter.

Day Five

Cameo receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Neshomeh decapitates Kur'nak with a sword.

Ilraen receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

Kur'nak
District 4

Neshomeh dies from hypothermia.

Cameo throws a knife into Ilraen's chest.

The winner is Cameo from District 11!

Is anyone surprised that Cameo won? I'm not.

I AM surprised at how bloodthirsty Agent Neshomeh was, blowing people up in their sleep and all. Jeez. O.o Phobos says I probably snapped, turned violent, and eventually completely lost my mind and ended up on top of a freezing mountain.

All the random deaths from dysentery, infection, and hypothermia do seem to indicate a pretty harsh environment in this arena. Blades, explosives, and poison water and food. Not nice. Probably got high ratings, though.

~Neshomeh & Phobos

Why not creating a Board Hunger Games? Anyone interested for joining the bloddbath can sign in here, but they also must give their prefered gender at the same time so it can be put on the simulator.

Lineup is:
Das Mervin Mrs Hydes
Ket Makura Gehayi
Zelda Queen Astra Aurora
Ianxfalcon Midoriri
Riffing Academy Raxistaicho
Enoby Way Illyriasacolyte
Lady Fofa Quicksilvermaid
Ranguvar42 Otakukeith
Masterghandalf Ultimateparagon
Esme Amelia Celticlonging
Carakasla Runintheriver
Themadmisshats Taekarado

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Quicksilvermaid runs away from the Cornucopia.

Enoby Way runs away from the Cornucopia.

Taekarado grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.

Esme Amelia runs away from the Cornucopia.

Lady Fofa runs away from the Cornucopia.

Riffing Academy runs away from the Cornucopia.

Themadmisshats runs away from the Cornucopia.

Otakukeith takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Mrs Hydes runs away from the Cornucopia.

Ianxfalcon, Ket Makura, Illyriasacolyte, and Ranguvar42 share everything they gathered before running.

Celticlonging finds a bag full of explosives.

Das Mervin finds a bag full of explosives.

Raxistaicho, Carakasla, Ultimateparagon, and Astra Aurora share everything they gathered before running.

Runintheriver takes a sickle from inside the cornucopia.

Zelda Queen runs away from the Cornucopia.

Midoriri runs away from the Cornucopia.

Masterghandalf and Gehayi fight for a bag. Gehayi gives up and retreats.

Enoby Way steals from Ket Makura while she isn't looking.

Illyriasacolyte sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Raxistaicho and Zelda Queen work together for the day.

Esme Amelia chases Celticlonging.

Das Mervin discovers a cave.

Taekarado runs away from Runintheriver.

Astra Aurora discovers a river.

Lady Fofa, Mrs Hydes, Themadmisshats, Otakukeith, and Ianxfalcon track down and kill Riffing Academy.

Masterghandalf begs for Ultimateparagon to kill him. He refuses, keeping Masterghandalf alive.

Midoriri practices her archery.

Gehayi, Quicksilvermaid, and Carakasla hunt for other tributes.

Ranguvar42 discovers a cave.

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

Riffing Academy
District 5

Raxistaicho ambushes Gehayi and kills her.

Masterghandalf, Zelda Queen, and Taekarado cheerfully sing songs together.

Quicksilvermaid, Das Mervin, Mrs Hydes, and Astra Aurora sleep in shifts.

Midoriri stays awake all night.

Otakukeith tends to her wounds.

Ianxfalcon looks at the night sky.

Ultimateparagon receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Enoby Way and Celticlonging talk about the tributes still alive.

Illyriasacolyte convinces Runintheriver to snuggle with her.

Lady Fofa receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Ket Makura, Esme Amelia, and Ranguvar42 cheerfully sing songs together.

Themadmisshats and Carakasla tell stories about themselves to each other.

Illyriasacolyte receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Ket Makura receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Astra Aurora scares Celticlonging off.

Runintheriver thinks about home.

Ranguvar42 attacks Raxistaicho, but he manages to escape.

Quicksilvermaid stalks Ultimateparagon.

Midoriri receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Zelda Queen, Enoby Way, Carakasla, Das Mervin, and Taekarado hunt for other tributes.

Masterghandalf, Mrs Hydes, and Otakukeith unsuccessfully ambush Lady Fofa, Ianxfalcon, and Themadmisshats, who kill them instead.

Esme Amelia discovers a river.

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Gehayi
District 2

Masterghandalf
District 9

Mrs Hydes
District 1

Otakukeith
District 8

Das Mervin convinces Illyriasacolyte to not kill her, only to kill her instead.

Zelda Queen defeats Ket Makura in a fight, but spares her life.

Esme Amelia, Runintheriver, and Astra Aurora cheerfully sing songs together.

Themadmisshats receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Raxistaicho, Ianxfalcon, and Taekarado cheerfully sing songs together.

Celticlonging is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

Quicksilvermaid fends Ultimateparagon, Enoby Way, and Lady Fofa away from her fire.

Ranguvar42 shoots an arrow into Carakasla's head.

Midoriri receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Ianxfalcon bashes Zelda Queen's head against a rock several times.

Enoby Way, Runintheriver, and Esme Amelia get into a fight. Esme Amelia triumphantly kills them both.

Astra Aurora picks flowers.

Ranguvar42 begs for Ultimateparagon to kill her. He refuses, keeping Ranguvar42 alive.

Celticlonging accidently detonates a land mine while trying to arm it.

Lady Fofa makes a slingshot.

Ket Makura overhears Taekarado and Raxistaicho talking in the distance.

Quicksilvermaid begs for Themadmisshats to kill her. She refuses, keeping Quicksilvermaid alive.

Das Mervin steals from Midoriri while she isn't looking.

Monkey mutts fill the arena.

Das Mervin injures Lady Fofa and leaves her for the monkey mutts.

Astra Aurora survives.

Taekarado injures Themadmisshats and leaves her for the monkey mutts.

Esme Amelia survives.

Ultimateparagon injures Ianxfalcon and leaves her for the monkey mutts.

Quicksilvermaid injures Ket Makura and leaves her for the monkey mutts.

Midoriri uses Raxistaicho as a shield from the monkey mutts.

Ranguvar42 survives.

11 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Illyriasacolyte
District 6

Carakasla
District 11

Zelda Queen
District 3

Enoby Way
District 6

Runintheriver
District 11

Celticlonging
District 10

Lady Fofa
District 7

Themadmisshats
District 12

Ianxfalcon
District 4

Ket Makura
District 2

Raxistaicho
District 5

Taekarado attempts to climb a tree, but falls to her death.

Quicksilvermaid, Ranguvar42, and Ultimateparagon discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Das Mervin climbs a tree to rest.

Astra Aurora and Midoriri talk about the tributes still alive.

Esme Amelia sees a fire, but stays hidden.

he cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Midoriri severely slices Das Mervin with a sword.

Astra Aurora, Ranguvar42, and Quicksilvermaid get into a fight. Astra Aurora triumphantly kills them both.

Esme Amelia's trap kills Ultimateparagon.

Midoriri dies of dysentery.

Esme Amelia falls into a frozen lake and drowns.

7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Taekarado
District 12

Das Mervin
District 1

Ranguvar42
District 8

Quicksilvermaid
District 7

Ultimateparagon
District 9

Midoriri
District 4

Esme Amelia
District 10

The winner is Astra Aurora from District 3!

Must admit, I was supporting Mervin...

The lineup:

Rose Potter and Cerelian ("The Girl Who Lived")
laura and legolas ("legolas by laura")
Celebrian and The Goblin King ("C*l*br**n")
Harry Mary Potter and John Aberforce Snape ("Little Miss Mary")
Littlefoot and Cera ("The Land Before Time: LittlefootxCera")
Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash ("Cupcakes")
Dumbledore and Hermaphrodite Snape ("Subjugation")
Cluny the Scourge and Redtooth (That Series)
Marrissa Picard and Captain Jean-Luc Picard (the Marrissa Picard series)
Kimberly and Lord Zedd ("Agony in Pink")
Cloud and Tifa ("Cloud Mows the Lawn")
Enoby Way and Draco Malfoy ("My Immortal")

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Littlefoot clutches a first aid kit and runs away.

Celebrian runs away from the Cornucopia.

legolas grabs a sword.

Lord Zedd sets an explosive off, killing Cluny the Scourge, Cloud, Kimberly and John Aberforce Snape.

Hermaphrotite Snape rips a mace out of Cerelian's hands.

Rainbow Dash runs away from the Cornucopia.

Draco Malfoy runs away from the Cornucopia.

The Goblin King grabs a backpack and retreats.

Dumbledore grabs a sword.

Tifa runs away from the Cornucopia.

Redtooth runs away from the Cornucopia.

Harry Mary Potter runs away from the Cornucopia.

Cera retrieves a trident from inside the cornucopia.

Pinkie Pie runs away from the Cornucopia.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard takes a handful of throwing knives.

Rose Potter grabs a backpack, not realizing it is empty.

Enoby Way kills laura with a sickle.

Marrissa Picard runs away from the Cornucopia.

Redtooth begs for Lord Zedd to kill him. He refuses, keeping Redtooth alive.

Rainbow Dash begs for Dumbledore to kill her. He refuses, keeping Rainbow Dash alive.

The Goblin King constructs a shack.

Marrissa Picard explores the arena.

Tifa receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard stalks Rose Potter.

Hermaphrotite Snape picks flowers.

Littlefoot defeats Draco Malfoy in a fight, but spares his life.

Celebrian sprains her ankle while running away from Cerelian.

Enoby Way tries to spear fish with a trident.

Harry Mary Potter stalks legolas.

Pinkie Pie constructs a shack.

Cera makes a slingshot.

5 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Cluny the Scourge
District 8

Cloud
District 11

Kimberly
District 10

John Aberforce Snape
District 4

laura
District 2

Dumbledore thinks about home.

The Goblin King, Cerelian, Cera, Rainbow Dash, and Rose Potter sleep in shifts.

legolas, Enoby Way, Redtooth, Marrissa Picard, and Lord Zedd sleep in shifts.

Hermaphrotite Snape, Harry Mary Potter, Draco Malfoy, and Pinkie Pie tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Littlefoot, Celebrian, Captain Jean-Luc Picard, and Tifa sleep in shifts.

Rainbow Dash begs for legolas to kill her. He reluctantly obliges, killing Rainbow Dash.

Pinkie Pie severely slices Harry Mary Potter with a sword.

The Goblin King steals from Rose Potter while she isn't looking.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard practices his archery.

Celebrian throws a knife into Draco Malfoy's chest.

Lord Zedd tries to spear fish with a trident.

Tifa and Littlefoot work together for the day.

Marrissa Picard sets an explosive off, killing Cera.

Enoby Way and Redtooth split up to search for resources.

Hermaphrotite Snape tries to sleep through the entire day.

Dumbledore receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Cerelian picks flowers.

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Rainbow Dash
District 6

Harry Mary Potter
District 4

Draco Malfoy
District 12

Cera
District 5

Hermaphrotite Snape, Rose Potter, Marrissa Picard, and Cerelian sleep in shifts.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard, Littlefoot, Celebrian, and Redtooth tell each other ghost stories to lighten the mood.

Pinkie Pie and Enoby Way sleep in shifts.

The Goblin King starts a fire.

Tifa tends to legolas's wounds.

Lord Zedd convinces Dumbledore to snuggle with him.

Marrissa Picard overhears Enoby Way and Cerelian talking in the distance.

Redtooth, Lord Zedd, The Goblin King, Rose Potter, and Pinkie Pie hunt for other tributes.

Littlefoot fishes.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard tries to spear fish with a trident.

legolas attacks Hermaphrotite Snape, but he manages to escape.

Dumbledore, Tifa, and Celebrian hunt for other tributes.

No cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Hermaphrotite Snape climbs a tree to rest.

Pinkie Pie and Captain Jean-Luc Picard huddle for warmth.

Lord Zedd looks at the night sky.

The Goblin King receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Cerelian, Celebrian, and Rose Potter cheerfully sing songs together.

Littlefoot, Dumbledore, Enoby Way, Marrissa Picard, and legolas sleep in shifts.

Tifa sets up camp for the night.

Redtooth sees a fire, but stays hidden.

legolas, Littlefoot, and Dumbledore hunt for other tributes.

Hermaphrotite Snape defeats Lord Zedd in a fight, but spares his life.

Marrissa Picard thinks about home.

Tifa bashes Rose Potter's head in with a mace.

Enoby Way searches for firewood.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard and The Goblin King threaten a double suicide. It fails and they die.

Celebrian travels to higher ground.

Redtooth scares Cerelian off.

Pinkie Pie searches for a water source.

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Rose Potter
District 1

Captain Jean-Luc Picard
District 9

The Goblin King
District 3

Hermaphrotite Snape quietly hums.

Lord Zedd is unable to convince Marrissa Picard to not kill him.

legolas, Tifa, and Littlefoot sleep in shifts.

Dumbledore and Redtooth huddle for warmth.

Celebrian tends to Pinkie Pie's wounds.

Enoby Way convinces Cerelian to snuggle with her.

Pinkie Pie sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Celebrian thinks about home.

Redtooth kills Tifa with a hatchet.

Littlefoot attacks Dumbledore, but he manages to escape.

legolas constructs a shack.

Hermaphrotite Snape and Enoby Way split up to search for resources.

Cerelian travels to higher ground.

Marrissa Picard makes a slingshot.

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Lord Zedd
District 10

Tifa
District 11

Enoby Way, Dumbledore, and Cerelian discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Hermaphrotite Snape tends to his wounds.

Pinkie Pie receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

Marrissa Picard receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

Celebrian attempts to start a fire, but is unsuccessful.

Redtooth thinks about winning.

Littlefoot convinces legolas to snuggle with him.

Redtooth discovers a river.

Enoby Way tracks down and kills legolas.

Celebrian bleeds out due to untreated injuries.

Cerelian tends to Dumbledore's wounds.

Hermaphrotite Snape searches for a water source.

Pinkie Pie makes a slingshot.

Littlefoot silently snaps Marrissa Picard's neck.

The remaining tributes begin to hallucinate.

Enoby Way survives.

Cerelian eats a scorpion, thinking it is a delicate dessert.

Hermaphrotite Snape survives.

Littlefoot and Dumbledore decide to jump down the rabbit hole to Wonderland, which turns out to be a pit of rocks.

Redtooth mistakes Pinkie Pie for a bear and kills her.

7 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

legolas
District 2

Celebrian
District 3

Marrissa Picard
District 9

Cerelian
District 1

Littlefoot
District 5

Dumbledore
District 7

Pinkie Pie
District 6

Redtooth dies trying to escape the arena.

Enoby Way ambushes Hermaphrodite Snape and kills him.

The winner is Enoby Way from District 12!

...well then. I guess even in a simulated fight she still has to be the biggest Sue.

Well, I decided to put in some of the better-known agents in the lineup along with a few of my favorites. Let's see what happens, shall we?

As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Stormsong runs away from the Cornucopia.

Zeb, Mara, Acacia, and Dafydd share everything they gathered before running.

Skyfire and Silas fight for a bag. Silas gives up and retreats.

Aster takes a handful of throwing knives.

Fritz runs away from the Cornucopia.

Ilraen runs away from the Cornucopia.

Supernumerary runs away from the Cornucopia.

Trojanhorse runs away from the Cornucopia.

The Aviator runs away from the Cornucopia.

Suicide runs away from the Cornucopia.

Laburnum runs away from the Cornucopia.

Paddlebrains grabs a jar of fishing bait while Isaiah gets fishing gear.

Lore snatches a pair of sais.

Jay breaks Drake's nose for a basket of bread.

Foxglove takes a handful of throwing knives.

Diocletian finds a bag full of explosives.

Naomi runs away from the Cornucopia.

Selene stays at the cornucopia for resources.

Foxglove sets an explosive off, killing Ilraen, Mara, and Paddlebrains.

Dafydd receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Diocletian camouflauges herself in the bushes.

Drake receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Silas and Isaiah split up to search for resources.

Naomi chases Jay.

Skyfire goes hunting.

Acacia and Aster work together for the day.

Trojanhorse picks flowers.

The Aviator camouflauges herself in the bushes.

Selene and Zeb work together for the day.

Suicide questions his sanity.

Stormsong receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.

Fritz dies from an infection.

Lore tends to Supernumerary's wounds.

Laburnum searches for firewood.

4 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Ilraen
District 2

Mara
District 10

Paddlebrains
District 9

Fritz
District 12

Drake and Laburnum huddle for warmth.

Lore tries to sing himself to sleep.

Jay is awoken by nightmares.

Dafydd receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

The Aviator sets up camp for the night.

Diocletian, Foxglove, and Skyfire sleep in shifts.

Naomi looks at the night sky.

Selene kills Aster with a sickle.

Acacia, Trojanhorse, and Suicide discuss the games and what might happen in the morning.

Supernumerary pushes Zeb off a cliff during a knife fight.

Isaiah and Stormsong tell stories about themselves to each other.

Silas loses sight of where he is.

Trojanhorse defeats Selene in a fight, but spares her life.

Silas tries to sleep through the entire day.

Diocletian runs away from Supernumerary.

Skyfire travels to higher ground.

Isaiah makes a wooden spear.

Naomi, Suicide, Drake, and Jay raid Lore's camp while he is hunting.

Acacia discovers a cave.

Foxglove sprains her ankle while running away from Laburnum.

Dafydd kills Stormsong with a hatchet.

The Aviator questions her sanity.

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Aster
District 7

Zeb
District 1

Stormsong
District 6

The Aviator tries to sing herself to sleep.

Dafydd stays awake all night.

Diocletian convinces Trojanhorse to snuggle with her.

Foxglove destroys Supernumerary's supplies while he is asleep.

Acacia thinks about winning.

Isaiah and Skyfire talk about the tributes still alive.

Naomi shoots a poisonous blow dart into Lore's neck, slowly killing him.

Jay kills Laburnum with her own weapon.

Selene loses sight of where she is.

Silas cooks his food before putting his fire out.

Drake tries to treat his infection.

Suicide is awoken by nightmares.

Isaiah camouflauges himself in the bushes.

Trojanhorse, Suicide, Dafydd, and Acacia raid Drake's camp while he is hunting.

Selene questions her sanity.

Supernumerary is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Naomi is pricked by thorns while picking berries.

Foxglove searches for firewood.

Diocletian injures herself.

Skyfire steals from The Aviator while she isn't looking.

Jay searches for firewood.

Silas receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Lore
District 7

Laburnum
District 5

saiah receives fresh food from an unknown sponsor.

The Aviator, Acacia, and Foxglove sleep in shifts.

Silas sets up camp for the night.

Dafydd and Selene talk about the tributes still alive.

Supernumerary tries to treat his infection.

Diocletian fends Naomi, Skyfire, and Drake away from her fire.

Trojanhorse sets an explosive off, killing Jay, and Suicide.

Acacia scares Skyfire off.

Naomi sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Foxglove discovers a river.

Isaiah scares The Aviator off.

Dafydd tries to sleep through the entire day.

Selene attacks Drake, but he manages to escape.

Trojanhorse overhears Diocletian and Silas talking in the distance.

Supernumerary receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

2 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Jay
District 4

Suicide
District 11

Dafydd convinces Diocletian to snuggle with him.

Trojanhorse sets up camp for the night.

Skyfire, Isaiah, and Silas unsuccessfully ambush Supernumerary, Naomi, and Selene, who kill them instead.

Foxglove, The Aviator, and Acacia get into a fight. The Aviator triumphantly kills them both.

Drake is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

The cornucopia is replenished with food, supplies, weapons, and memoirs from the tributes' families.

Supernumerary decides not to go to The Feast.

Drake decides not to go to The Feast.

Diocletian decides not to go to The Feast.

Selene kills Naomi with her own weapon.

The Aviator, Trojanhorse, and Dafydd get into a fight. The Aviator triumphantly kills them both.

The Aviator sees smoke rising in the distance, but decides not to investigate.

Selene picks flowers.

Supernumerary camouflauges himself in the bushes.

Diocletian defeats Drake in a fight, but spares his life.

8 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Skyfire
District 6

Isaiah
District 10

Silas
District 12

Foxglove
District 5

Acacia
District 4

Naomi
District 8

Trojanhorse
District 9

Dafydd
District 3

Supernumerary questions his sanity.

Selene and Diocletian tell stories about themselves to each other.

The Aviator convinces Drake to snuggle with her.

Selene camouflauges herself in the bushes.

Diocletian travels to higher ground.

The Aviator and Supernumerary track down and kill Drake.

1 cannon shot can be heard in the distance.

Drake
District 8

Diocletian and Selene tell stories about themselves to each other.

Supernumerary is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.

The Aviator stays awake all night.

Diocletian receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

The Aviator practices her archery.

Supernumerary hunts for other tributes.

Selene receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.

No cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Supernumerary lets The Aviator into his shelter.

Selene tends to Diocletian's wounds.

The Aviator and Selene work together for the day.

Supernumerary tends to Diocletian's wounds.

No cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Supernumerary receives clean water from an unknown sponsor.

Selene thinks about winning.

Diocletian goes to sleep.

The Aviator receives a hatchet from an unknown sponsor.

The Aviator makes a slingshot.

Diocletian kills Selene with her own weapon.

Supernumerary goes hunting.

Carnivorous squirrels start attacking the tributes.

Supernumerary is brutally attacked by a scurry of squirrels.

The Aviator is brutally attacked by a scurry of squirrels.

3 cannon shots can be heard in the distance.

Selene
District 3

Supernumerary
District 2

The Aviator
District 1

The winner is Diocletian from District 11!

(I think I completely lost it and started giggling at the squirrels thing. Couldn't keep the mental images of Veruca Salt being dragged away out of my head.)

He's acting like some mad hermit - going off on his own, picking flowers, fending people away from his fire.
If he doesn't survive this, I'm going to scream.