Subject: Seeker FULL STOP
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Posted on: 2015-12-08 23:30:00 UTC

Seeker: The Dark is Rising is the worst film adaptation of a book ever. I'd say that as an irrefutable fact. Not only did it almost completely ignore the premise of Susan Cooper's The Dark is Rising Sequence but it is quite possibly one of the worst films (not films are based off of a bad book, or the bad adaptation of a book, just films in general) ever made.

List of things the film adaptation redacted:
-Connection to Celtic Myth.
-Connection to Arthurian Myth.
-The protagonist's nationality which is tied to the Mythos.
-The entirety of it's Mythos.
-The protagonist (NO, HE WAS NOT "AGED UP". Book!Stanton and Movie!Stanton are two completely different characters).
-Removal of The Walker.
-The first book.

List of things the brilliant Hollywood Producers shoehorned in a hopeless bid to compete with the Harry Potter films
-Protagonist is a teen that only cares about girls and getting superpowers.
-Protagonist is now an American
-Trying to instil immediate sympathy for the protagonist by sicking bullies on him.
-Trying to instil sympathy for the protagonist because he is an American in a "foreign" country.
-Trying to instil sympathy for the protagonist because his family is essentially the Dursley's but with the numbers of the Weasley's.
-Christopher Eccleston, who left Doctor Who and walked face and eyes into this.
-Vikings, because why not?
-Ineffectual villains
-a 90 minute run time
-and various other Book-to-Filmisms

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