It's nice to meet you, and thank you for the sunflower seeds! In return, I present you with your very own Awake!
Please enjoy this self aware-adjective and give it a few servings of espresso and love* each day.
*Can be substituted with small doses of CAFfeine(TM)

Here, lurker: have some cool shades, a bead, and a handful of Guatemalan currency. You can have a small wad of rubber bands too.

'Ello, 'ave a squig an' some fungus beer. Oi'd give you some flash gubbins, but OI need's dem for a projekt so 'ands off or else Oi'll stomp ya... sorry about the orky talk, I've been spending too much time working on my 40k stuff the glue fumes and bad cold are going to my 'ed. Oh Zoggit, dere Oi go again.

I'm new here too, but still I present you my gift:
A brand new shotgun.
May you kill many Sues with it :D

Oh you mean ''tostadas'' right?
To be honest, I'll never known the proper English term for that either :/

Thanks for the seeds though ;)

PD:Oh, by the way, where are you from? I'm from Venezuela :D
I'm curious, maybe you're from there too?(Or Latino America, same thing :B)
It's just that, since English is not your native tongue...

Hi, have some fudge!

And cooking terms can get confusing. Normally "fried" is with some sort of fat in a pan on the stovetop, and "baked" is in the oven with no fat, but all those restaurants and family recipes for "oven-fried chicken" disagree.

Don't let the SO catch you with those. As a Newbie gift have a bunch of Generic Cupcakes.

Have a set of universally pretty armour to celebrate; it might also be handy for hunting 'Sues.

Welcome to the Board! Have some of my hydrophobic water to commemorate the event. Doesn't comply to VSEPR theory!


/chemistry

Have some lemming repellent. You may need it.

Congratulations on breaking the lurker-silence.

Greetings, new friend!

Have a Worry Seed! Keep it under your pillow, and you'll never be able to sleep! Think of the FREE TIME!

I think everyone lurked for a while before joining. Good to see you! Have a fluffy hat in the color of your choice.

Good to see you, second newbie of the day. You have just helped to demonstrate what I like to call the "Newbie Pack Phenomenon". For some reason, newbies tend to come in twos and threes, even if they've never met or heard of the other newbie before. It's a rather curious trend, but it's been around for a while.

But, that doesn't mean I'm going to give you any less of a welcome! Although, you might want to hide those sunflower seeds; the Sunflower Official probably wouldn't take to kindly to them.

For your newbie gift, I present to you this bottle of Bleepnog, in order for you to help us celebrate the holiday season and our filk-fest down below. It's probably made of eggnog and Bleeprin, but I'm not quite sure, seeing as I just invented it. Have fun!

I'm KittyNoodles! Have some holiday Bleepnerds (in bleen, wilver, and high pink!)

Did you lurk for 5-6 years before peeking in? Less? Then I'll be keeping my trophy. :D

Velcome, velcome! Don't mind the strange brown stains on the carpet; you see how they sparkle? That's Sue blood. Have a heavy-duty-size bottle of Bleeprin, you'll need it.

I used to lurk myself. Many of us started out as lurker. But we are glad that we made the leap to full Boarders and welcome you into the ranks as well.

How about some biscuits to go with the tea?

Welcome to the PPC! You can leave your sanity at the door, as you won't be needing it here. You should also read the Constitution (link on top of the Board). The Original Series and the Wiki are recommended reads too, and you're more than welcome to drop by in the IRC channel (link on top of the Board, too) and say hi.
Last but not least, a gift, that is a cup of tea. Just don't let the leaves eat you.