Subject: By Jove!
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Posted on: 2017-01-28 06:06:00 UTC

By heavens!

By Steve Irwin!

By Jim Johnson!

I forgot to give you a gift!

I gift upon you: a robotic copy of myself, designed specifically to give you gifts on your command.

This will never happen again, I assure you.
Just don't get water in his joints. Or on his skin. Or within 5 metres of him. Don't take him out on humid days, too. And don't spit around him, either. If you need to drink, do it in a completely different house away from him. Don't even say the word 'water' around him.

But, other than that: this will never happen again.

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