(Ah, your guide explains a lot, hS. }:P
Here’s mine.)

How to Be More Twistey (not recommended at all):

PPC:
-Post on the Board as frequently as possible! Maybe even reply to stuff that you don't need to reply to!
-Try to hide your PPC activity from your local powers that be and delete your history of the Board and Wiki. Act all paranoid whenever they get suspicious.
-Be one of only a small number of people who edits the Plort Wiki outside of Plort "season". Add a ton of new stuff to it that nobody agreed to but you're doing it anyway and just letting them refine it because you trust them.
-Make lots of PPC memes using Walfas and Makemegoogly.com (because you don't have an Imgur account or anything and hS loves the googly eyes.)
-Spend the time between Badfic Games “seasons” planning out what you're going to write next year and overthink the new fake alter-ego.
-Realize that that nightmarish thing you thought up probably shouldn't be in the Badfic Games and is in fact worse than C-brian.
-Be unconventional: censor things with hyphens. Like C-brian.
-Mock-argue/duel/etc with hS whenever possible because the two of you had a slight scuffle in the past and reconciled and you're using it as an opportunity to create a running joke.
-Have way too many agent ideas for the fact that you don’t have Permission yet. (Gerb derbit!)
-Only thoroughly double check your username to make sure you don't have a mini. Double check the rest, but more skimming-like.
-When you have a question answered, say "Okay, thanks" or something like that in the subject and then ask another question in the post so that nobody reads it and answers. (Sigh.)
-Try to recruit your friends. Fail.
-Wonder too much about how you'd look as a Mary Sue. Worry that you'd be blonde.

Writing/etc:
-Have a long list of personal tropes. Use them in the beginning but then start cutting them out as you revise.
-Write too many stories that are either about a hopefully-no-longer-a-self-insert defeating her personal demons or are angry subversions of your fantasy-obsessed, romance-obsessed, blonde-obsessed (but not in a bad way) childhood friend's writing tropes. (Sigh)
-When reviewing, review nicely. When mocking, mock so aggressively that you probably need to take a step back because you’re pushing the boundaries of PPC protocol.
-When creating games, have an addiction to making boss fights.
-Have an addiction to making secrets.
-Have an addiction to making secret boss fights.
-Value function over form, but design your characters before you write them.
-Have too many unfinished Sibelius scores.
-Have too many unfinished stories.
-Have too many unfinished anything that actually takes a considerable amount of time and effort!
-Harp on the seriousness of copyright and the importance of royalty-free content.
-Have too many ideas of things to put on your Newgrounds account and your YouTube channel before you even have either one of them.
-Still be happy that you're closer to having both than you've ever been. :)

Internet:
-Visit RationalWiki as much as possible and use it as the ultimate resource for weird beliefs on both the left and right sides of the political spectrum.
-When you're bored, go to Google Images and surf! After all, that's how you found the PPC! What could go wrong?! (Dun dun dun!)
-Curiosity has blown up in your face many times. Make it happen again.
-Have too many bookmarks (until you switched to Chrome and your bookmarks from Firefox all got deleted).
-Go to Incompetech and listen to royalty-free music more than you go to any other music site.
-Have a hobby of mentally MSTing dress-up games meant for young girls that gradually developed into an addiction and a need to tell some of your friends to stop implying that Barbie's Aura of Smooth is turning you lesbian/bisexual/queer.

Gaming (mostly Wolf 3D):
-Don't strategize. Just run up to the boss and shoot at it until it's dead.
-In the case you can't, try to get your dad's help and stop trying to beat the boss when he can't figure out the controls. (True story.)
-Game out loud, like Markiplier except less over-the-top.
-Run from a scary enemy that you’re actually going to win against if you use the above “strategy”, because it’s scary. (Also a true story.)
-Talk to the paintings and comment on every Suspiciously Shaped Room you walk into.
-Be really good at Fruit Ninja because you played it so much earlier in life, but then wonder why you aren’t still good at pinball by the same logic.

Music Is Life:
-Practice your instrument whenever possible. Feel guilty when you can’t.
-Mentally squee whenever you hear your instrument in a song (because mine is bassoon and that doesn’t show up audibly all that often.)
-Complain about people who don’t care enough about band to actually practice and behave in class.
-When your family is watching a football game, only care about the marching band and the cheese dip.
-Be glad that band jokes are one of the few things you can search up on Google Images that doesn't put you in danger of Seeing An Old Familiar Face. (Dun dun dun again!)

Life:
-React in a negative way to making any sort of mistake, ranging from cringing and dwelling on it for months to completely freaking out and dwelling on it for decades.
-Exaggerate your nope/ahh moments by running from the person/hiding under the table/looking like you've been completely shell-shocked (and you have.)
-Be confused when people still like you a lot even after you did something stupid. Write it off as charisma. Suddenly realize that charisma =/= good person, with A Particular Example in mind. (Dun dun dun again again!) Freak out in your head and literally get an itchy upper lip.
-On a similar note, make as many references/comparisons/invocations of said example without calling him by name. If necessary, use euphemisms. (Sigh)
-Have the following reactions to said example and his followers: anger, fear, morbid fascination, WTFork, and more fear. More fear/fascination and less anger the higher up you go on the chain of command from those Neo idiots all the way up to the example himself. More WTFork the more occult it gets.
-Make jokes about people who talk about the example too much or too favorably in the company of hS being destined to be hit with a frying pan.
-Realize that you yourself fall under that category at this moment. Duck even though hS is nowhere near you IRL.
-Be proud of your brunetteness, flat-chested-ness, and lack of interest in getting contacts. Because your appearance is the one thing you don't ever worry about.
-Realize that this post is probably too long. Do nothing about it, in fact, make it longer over the course of your edits to it.

-Sign your posts with "-[name here]." In my case, that's "-Twistey".

1) Lurk
2) Randomly appear and make semi-useful comments/puns.
3) Disappear for a random amount of time no one can guess.
4) Repeat.
Optionals
5) Use numbers. Maths is important and so is reminding people.
6) Constantly worry if you're talking about yourself too much and shut up in case you're alienating people.
7) Promise you'll write something in the next year and never get around to it.
8) Play video games, recommend video games then get sad when no one plays the same video games as you.
10) Occasionally miss things. Even more occasionally realise you missed things before you post and correct it.
11) When in chat SPaG comes second to getting your point across. You can always edit things, but if you lose your place in the conversation it means you'll have to go back to point 1).
12) Swear you'll get better and then forget an hour later what you were getting better at.
13) Always listen to music. It helps.

Nova

• Double-check everything. The time you don't double-check is the time you will be utterly, laughably wrong. In fact, triple-check.
  
  - Fear failure, but fear success even more. Consequently, get nothing done.
  
  - Want to do all the things, suffer decision paralysis. Consequently, get nothing done.
  
  - Be baffled when people still think you're a level-headed, with-it, confident person.
  
  - If all else fails, edit the wiki.
  
  - Spend inordinate amounts of time on wiki articles and projects meant to elucidate the masses. Inevitably suffer frustration and disappointment when nobody notices. Keep doing it anyway.
  
  - Use a smiley that no one understands anymore. {= )
  
  - Crackers don't matter, and there is never a bad time for a Farscape reference. {= D
  
  - There is no problem that can't be solved with more and better words.
  
  - Everyone needs your advice whether they want it or not, no exceptions.
  
  - Re-read your own work. This is to a) actually remember what happened, and b) because you are secretly self-centered and enjoy it.
  
  - Pretend really hard not to be so self-centered. Maybe pull it off?
  
  - Write extremely slowly. Publish a mission maybe once a year or so.
  
  - If you get into a new thing, get really into it. Pursue it until you are in danger of burning out. Then drop it and move on to the next thing. Come back later.
  
  - Once you commit to something, never let it go ever. Even when it's long past time most people would have moved on and not felt bad about it. Torture yourself with every incomplete project and swear you'll finish it eventually, really.
  
  - Honestly believe that most people are good and pretty much just want to live their lives in peace, despite evidence to the contrary.
  
  - Embody the Unitarian Jihad name of Sister Boot Knife of Looking at Both Sides of the Question. Never outright disagree with anyone when you can temporize instead.
  
  - Waste ridiculous amounts of time trying to find that one word you know exists but can't quite remember. (Temporize. Which I'm still not sure is quite the word I wanted.)
  
  - Occasionally withdraw and don't talk to anyone for a week or so with no explanation. Apologize later.
  
  - When editing, obsess over typography. Hyphens and dashes are the best and nobody else appreciates them like you do.
  
  - Real life is the annoying but necessary distraction from the important stuff in your own head.
  
  ... Yeah, that's a good start. {= )
  
  ~Neshomeh

-*Puffs up chest*. If you could use an emote, use an emote. Even if it's a bad idea or unnecessary.

-Technical references nobody gets should be as common as SIGSEGVs from dereferencing pointers with random values.

-References to ancient computer history nobody knows are a good thing. Don't think of it as confusing people, think of it as showing the Ignorant Masses the Good Word of Symbolics.

-References to ancient videogames are worth 20 zorkmids each.

-Use exclaimation points a lot!

-...use ellipses even more.

-Give out excessive numbers of hugs.

-Say you'll write things and then never actually do.

-Say you won't write things and then do.

-Constantly get shipped with your friends.

-Pretend to be annoyed about this.

-Make Tomash very angry about some Horrifying Horror you just found in programming.

-...Or just tell him about PHP again.

-Don't get involved on the board very often.

-If you're involved in a discussion and you don't have at least one comment nobody's replied to on each response, you're not trying hard enough.

-Never preview your posts. Never check to se if your HTML works. Post corrections. Never check if the corrections work, correct the corrections.

-The more time you put into a post, the less likely it is to get attention.

-Constantly try to get people to play Quake 3 deathmatch with you. You will never succeed.

-Why finish your programming project when you can... not?

-Why work when you can... not?

-Why not be on Discord when you can... not not.

-Possess a burning, fundamental hatred of ABO deep in the depths of your soul.

-There is never a bad time to reference TTS. For you see, I... am Rogal Dorn. And I am Adorable. (You read it in his voice, didn't you Nesh? =D)

-Never miss an opportunity to do something silly. Even while doing something serious.

• =] is your only face


• Angery react only


• Is mostly asleep?


• Iximaz is Bes Frend


• Beta everything
  • Correct v little
  • Mostly just tell jokes



• Rule Discord w. an iron fist
  • May not include ruling, the Discord, ironing, or f-movingonveryfast


• Flag?


• FLAG!

Congratulation! You am now fully prepared for life as Board Weird Person! A Spacegrape is You! =]

I feel like 16-19 could be one rule on the subject of what we find desirable/acceptable for the tone of Board posts.

Actually, setting what we want as RULES makes me feel like the document may have hit the point of becoming bloated. Like... maybe all these details are better covered by the supporting document FAQ: The Board?

(Should I/we go help you work on revising that?)

~Neshomeh

I approve!