I think Illya might be as good as a solution. With Herakles at her side at any moment she's not bonding with the other members of her family

Beowulf's Noble Phantasm is, surprisingly enough, *not* Grendel's arm. He does, however, throw his swords away and start wrastling people to death - at least, that's what he does in Fate/Grand Order. Also, fun fact about Beowulf - he's actually a very reasonable Berserker, due to his absolutely staggering Madness Enhancement rank of... E-.

The rules of this game suck. Let's sidestep them for a better future—together!

There's a bit of a snag if your Kelda is a Caster, because unless things get really weird there can only be one Servant of each class, but assuming for a moment that we get around that somehow...

I just want to see a clan of Feegle carry off all the extremely overpowered Sabers and Berserkers and such. The looks of confusion would be beautiful. ^_^

~Neshomeh

That if the Grail thinks that one of the masters is cheating, it tends to fight back, which means that in our PPC Grail War we met get a Ruler Class summoned which throws everything for a loop.

So, speaking of PPC Agents - if your (and this is a general you, although I'll admit to a fair bit of curiosity as to one particular agent of Neshomeh's) Agents were to somehow wind up as Servants, what classes do you think they'd end up as? And, assuming you feel like doing the work to go over everything, what do you suppose their stats, Noble Phantasms, and Skills would be? I'll probably post my conjectures about mine later, when I get off my butt and do the work for it have the time, but I'd like to see what other people think of theirs.

If you feel like checking them out, on this page, there's a table with the base stats for the core Servant classes, although you have to scroll down a bit, and on this page, you can find a very large list of skills from which you might derive inspiration. The Class Skills for the seven core classes are as follows:

Saber: Magic Resistance, Riding
Lancer: Magic Resistance
Archer: Independent Action, Magic Resistance
Rider: Riding, Magic Resistance
Assassin: Presence Concealment
Caster: Item Construction, Territory Creation
Berserker: Madness Enhancement

The ultimate pacifist summon: Farscape's Pilot (and living ship Moya), Rider class. Noble Phantasm: Starburst. Strategy: Run away. Really, really fast. Maybe in a way that leads our opponents into a cunning trap, if we're lucky. ^_^

If I had to pick one of the crew... 'Course D'Argo would make a great Berserker or Saber, depending on which season we're in; and you could pick Zhaan as a Caster or Chiana or Rygel as an Assassin; Aeryn would have to be a Rider (flies ships good) or an Archer (shoots guns good), I think... but I gotta go with Crichton. He'd be a Rider, because he flies a one-man spacecraft of his own invention, sometimes through wormholes. His Noble Phantasm is a galaxy-devouring wormhole weapon. You don't wanna be standing too close to that when it goes off.

A really strong choice might be Scorpius as a Caster, on the principle that sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic. Noble Phantasm: Aurora Chair—we now know everything about you and your plans, thanks! But since he would absolutely betray me if he thought it would further his own goals, that's a BAD choice.

Could also go with Crais as Berserker or Rider, depending. The latter would be pretty awesome, but too spoilery to go into in detail.

Holy Grail War in Space!

~Neshomeh

He'd be a Caster the same way that Shakespeare is a Caster in Apocrypha, and while at first glance it might seem like there's a massive power discrepancy between him and many of the other characters mentioned so far, lemme explain why I think it doesn't matter.

The Caster class isn't about martial power, it's about magic and manipulation. Caster!Robinton is going to use magically-amped song, story, and sheer charisma to persuade you to his point of view. We don't have to fight, you know. Surely there's a better way to settle things. And, if we get the Grail, things will be better for everyone. Come, have a glass of wine with me and listen to what I propose...

And, if that doesn't work, there's always his Noble Phantasm, which I'm gonna call Friends in High Places. One thing that marks Robinton out as a unique person is that even the dragons of Pern recognize him and honor him. Dragons spoke to him to keep him from slipping away after his heart attack—and that's not a thing they just do, ever. If he gets into trouble, guess who's coming to help? ^_^

I reckon he'd be on board with my wish, too, which I've put a lot of thought into. As I understand it, the Grail can only carry out your wish by means you yourself are capable of imagining, so with the help of the Masterharper, I'm gonna come up with an air-tight way to ask for all the governments of the world to be bound to prioritize education for all, health & safety & civil rights (these things are intrinsically linked), and the environment henceforth. That way, we MIGHT be able to pull ourselves out of the mess we've made of things without any overly drastic upheaval.

~Neshomeh should remember not to drink caffeine at night.

... you tell that last to Karna and his Noble Phantasm.

Nagisa Shiota from Assassination Classroom - as an Assassin, obviously. Both a sweet kid and an incredible assassin, and, I recall, an excellent teacher.

What about Gods? After all, in Fate, Divine Spirits are a thing. However, if a spirit is Divine, then it's generally too powerful to be made a Servant. E.G., you won't get Zeus showing up, and Artemis only sneaks her way in because she basically makes herself into Orion, stats-wise. On the other hand, there are a few entities - for example, Stheno and Euryale - who are divine, but are also so weak that being made into Servants is a distinct upgrade for them. Thus, what is to be done with gods?

I'd argue that the higher-tiers are out. You're not getting around this one by summoning, say, Hades from Disney or Percy Jackson and then just releasing the Underworld on your opponents, and for that matter, those who are able to go up against gods, at least lesser ones, might be out too. For example, the Dresden Files' Queens Titania and Mab, as of Changes which is where I'm at, are probably out.

On the other hand, if you've got a really, really weak god - for example, isn't there a god in Discworld who is left near-powerless due to having only one person who truly believes in him? - you might get away with sliding them into one of the classes, but it might be best if you didn't, as they're probably going to be pretty weak.

That Bathory and Charmilla are also summonable, despite one being the inspiration for the other. Also, multiple versions of Arturia have been summoned in the same class, so I'd say it would be totally possible to summon different versions of the same character.

I would be trying for Artoria - Saber or Mordred - Saber, though Gilgamesh - Archer.

Though now that I'm thinking about it I might go with Ryougi Shiki Saber or Assassin (unless that's cheating since she was featured in FGO)

He could be a Lance-class Servant if you count a harpoon as a lance.

-Phobos

He's definitely Avenger Class.

I summon Jeanne Alter to wreak death upon my enemies! Hush, Grand Order me. My general inclination is to go for Caster or Assassin. Caster because magic is awesome, and Assassin because then I can steal the Holy Grail and hide it or make a wish before anybody else can, and then nobody has to die! My villainy is unmatched in this world!

But, anyways. Assuming I'm fighting... I've got a few ideas. One that's been recommended to me due to probably having a similar wish would be Asriel, of Undertale. To be clear - not Flowey. Asriel. He'd be, in all likelihood, a Caster-class Servant, and assuming his Noble Phantasm didn't disqualify him, it would probably be to assume his God of Hyperdeath form. Not only is that going to be rather difficult to defeat, he'll get stronger each time he defeats someone. Considering how much a human soul does for a monster, you have to wonder what a Heroic Spirit's does. And then, at the end, everything gets fixed because bleep you war. ... This is assuming he could ever be persuaded to actually participate, which is unlikely and which I honestly wouldn't mind if the other Masters and Servants would leave me out of it.

But, let's see... beyond that... most classics are out. I don't know many, and I'm pretty sure a magic lance would reach out from my phone and stab me if I tried to say Dracula. But... hm. Trisanna Chandler, Caster-Class, from the Circle of Magic. Hope you enjoy getting lava in your face!

I suppose I could take the Mary-Anne route to justify summoning, say, Maka and Soul, Lancer-Class Servants, or Death the Kid with Liz and Patty, Archer-Class Servants. Or I could basically ask for my own death and summon the Berserker Asura. Which... I wouldn't do, because I don't particularly feel like passively being involved in the destruction of cities. Of them, I think I'd probably opt for Maka and Soul.

There's also Harry Dresden, Caster-Class Servant, but... let's just say a book I just read slightly sours me on that idea. But he might work.

As I've assembled far too many and need to go back through everything I've ever read or watched, I suppose I'll let it go for now. It feels like the perfect Servant is sitting just out of thought's reach, though.

If their reputation does matter, then what universe are we fighting in? Or are the battlegrounds designed that each Servant gets the full power offered by their reputation at the seat of their power?

There are canonical servants from works already (Holmes, Moriarty, Phantom of the Opera, Frankenstein) but you could just summon a different version of them.

For example, I could summon the Holmes from Sherlock, or the one from Elementary. Or I could summon Sherlock Gnomes.

But what form would they take? Would they be Rose during her time with 9, Rose in the anniversary special, or would it manifest as the words 'Badwolf' randomly popping up everywhere?