Subject: Eaueauaueuargh noooooo
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Posted on: 2019-07-20 13:01:00 UTC

nooooo how can you do this to me? I can't believe I forgot this detail. This canon has been my go-to immortality dream for decades!

What's the back-up plan? Indiana Jones-verse Holy Grail? That knight was super-old, but in pretty good shape for being in his ~700s. Plus, who's to say he wasn't already elderly before he drank from the Grail? Maybe the other knights were like, "Fred's on his way out soon, let's have him become the immortal Grail guard. Fred's a good guy!"

—doctorlit, co-opting religious artifacts for his personal benefit

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