Subject: Urple Durple Revurple: A PPC Wild West
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Posted on: 2019-12-08 00:45:21 UTC

The West ain't won, kid.

Time was, this was a wilderness. Then ya get people moving in and moving on and moving boundaries, the land gets bought out from under you and rented out to sharecroppers, and you're told to go elsewhere. Land barons and railroaders and Pinkertons, all with their pretty li'l boots right on your neck. No space for anyone like us any more, anyone who'd challenge their order. They're fixin' to choke the big skies out here with factory smoke and rip the wild out of the hills to make way for nothin' but fences. Sometimes it feels like barbed wire's the only thing that grows.

'Bout fifteen, sixteen years back there was a couple old-style gunslingers who could see which way the wind was blowin', and they didn't like it one bit. So the pair of 'em formed up a posse, a reg'lar rambling band, and they fought back. Took out corrupt sheriffs, robbed train cars full of money stolen from the poor folks out here, fought full-on brush wars against the hired goons and land barons tryin' to force the local tribes off their sacred lands. Good folks, too. Had a whole lotta success. But ain't no folks seen 'em in a dog's age, so it's up to everyone else.

They want me, kid, and they'll want you too if you're in. That's what this means. They've got their law on their side, and we've just got what's right, and nine times outta ten you mess with law on the law's own terms, you're headin' for the hemp fandango. I picked up a gun years ago an' I ain't gettin' any younger, but those two old bandits? They started a movement. They started a cause. And there's plenty of us who believe in it, if you know the hows and wheres of looking. It's not up to ol' Jay and Acacia no more. It's up to anyone with a gun who'll do what's right.

The west ain't won yet, kid. Let's you an' me win it back.

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So yeah, the Discord had an idea for a PPC Western AU. Suvians are corrupt sheriffs, Pinkertons, landowners - the bad guys from Western stories (you know, the non-racist ones). Agents are outlaws who've had to take matters into their own hands, as well as a six-gun. High noons, saloon bars, gunfights at corrals that even on a good day would struggle to count as okay. So, what do you say?

The correct answer is "YEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

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