Subject: Weird elf traits
Posted on: 2020-05-13 02:58:53 UTC
Ah, elves. Noble, intelligent, long-lived... and also quite favored by Sues. However, today I seek not to inquire into the bland noble wizard forest dudes that Sues create- today I'm curious about the really weird Suvian traits that sometimes get tacked onto elves. For example, not too long ago I picked up a book from the Adventurers Wanted series, not having read it for many years. It... wasn't very good. But the bit that sticks out in my memory the most is the fact that every elf in this cosmology could apparently draw a perfect circle. Why did evolution, magic, or for that matter the book gift them with such a random talent? Perhaps by accumulating more weird elf traits, we can find out.