Subject: So, if we're going with the astronomer elves...
Posted on: 2020-05-14 00:14:11 UTC

Not knowing enough about Discord (I know, I'm a shame on the PPC), I must therefore construct my own zany theory! I propose that elves are ancient aliens who lost their homeworld and bioengineered themselves to be the perfect astronomers, then scattered throughout the universes in order to increase their chances of returning home. They don't tell outsiders because of a variant on Star Trek's Prime Directive.

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