Subject: Rambly elf stuff
Posted on: 2020-05-17 02:01:39 UTC

Okay, so this actually was a sort of a poorly worded throwaway jokish thing, but alrighty, time to go diving into the dark abyss that is the obscure corners of the internet!

Binges internet

"One of Santa’s elves’ defining characteristics are their pointy ears, which really help in anticipating repairs on Santa’s sleigh. They have a large pinna... (that) helps elves localize sounds like a screw that’s become loose on a sleigh’s runner. Their brilliant hearing means they also have a talent for echolocation... handy because it gets dark as anything on Christmas night and Santa doesn’t want to be seen." -Santamory, someone's OC from an edutainment website

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