Kindly performed by our holographic replicas of most of the PPC, which we would never use for anything inappropriate, probably.
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NOTARY: Rubber ducky, clutched in my hand
JENNI: Rubber ducky, should've been banned
NOTARY: Public show'rs, for direst need
JENNI: Public show'rs, perfect for me
NOTARY: Rubber duck, drifting away
JENNI: And oh, those rubber pants!
CONTINUITY COUNCIL: Tell me more, tell me more:
Were you crippled with shame?
JACQUES: Tell me more, tell me more:
Did you check for her name?
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NOTARY: Splashed around, where was my duck?
JENNI: Splashed around, gosh what rhymes with duck?
NOTARY: Hid my face, who'd want to see?
JENNI: Hid my towel, 'Oh where can it be?'
NOTARY: Rubber duck, why did you leave?
JENNI: But oh, those rubber pants!
CONTINUITY COUNCIL: Tell me more, tell me more:
Did she help you to soap?
JACQUES: Tell me more, tell me more:
Is it crass to say 'grope'?
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NOTARY: Tried to stay where it was steamy
JENNI: Oh come on, I wanted 'steamy'!
NOTARY: Wore the most clothes I could swing
JENNI: Wore a smile - is that ev'rything?
NOTARY: Rubber duck, wish you were here
JENNI: But oh, those rubber pants!
CONTINUITY COUNCIL: Tell me more, tell me more:
Did you have a nice chat?
JACQUES: Tell me more, tell me more:
Was it another spat?
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NOTARY: She got close - perhaps she was blind
JENNI: She got close, her ducky to find
NOTARY: Held my tongue, didn't call her a pest.
JENNI: Something 'tongue', now what rhymes with 'pest'?
NOTARY: Rubber duck, lost in the foam
JENNI: But oh, those rubber pants!
CONTINUITY COUNCIL: Tell me more, tell me more:
Did she take a few snaps?
JACQUES: Tell me more, tell me more:
Did it end with a slap?
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NOTARY: No hot water, that's where it ends
JENNI: A cold shower, I must recommend.
NOTARY: Went back home, glad of the peace.
JENNI: Made a plan, to come back next week.
NOTARY: Rubber duck, back in my hand
BOTH: But oh - those rubber pants!
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