Subject: Aw, hey, come on now!
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Posted on: 2020-08-04 14:39:52 UTC

D'you really think we'd publish obviously fake photos from that clown Undi Sclosed? Please! We do have some journalistic integrity here (unlike those NAME THIEVES at the so-called New Monitor). Obviously we're not gonna let him fob us off with holodeck snaps without checking first.

Any rumours that said 'checking' consists of me lurking outside the showers to catch when - sorry, 'if' - the two of you go in there together are vicious lies made up by... someone... bad. Yep. That's the one.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to go and waterproof my camera.

~Agent S. Rohana, Ed., MM (REAL)

(So should I scrap the pictures? We do still need a story for page 7. -Estelnar)

(Nah, keep 'em on file. If all else fails, we can pull out the old 'no smoke without digitally simulated fire' line and run 'em anyway. -Starwind)

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