http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-22459-13/joshlamont+Obliviate+Is+Never+Enough.htm

Name: Obliviate is Never Enough

Category: BtVSxHP

Thoughts: It's very fast paced, so be prepared to have to read some areas over a couple of times in order to get it.
However.....
I think I died laughing.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8335211/1/Death-Note-Time-Gone-By
This fan-fiction will continue Death Note's story line, with N acting as the new great detective, and Ryuk as the main shinigami, again.
However, this time, a different character picks up the notebook, whose intentions shy away from Light's own ideas.
She won't use it for her own deeds, so what will be the drive to use the ominous notebook this time? Please read & review...

To be honest, after reading it a few times, it doesn't seem that bad (maybe I'm desensitized), but it just bugs me.
There's irritating narration, stupid names, contrivances, implausibility, MC singing 'Rolling in the Deep' to allude to her trajeck past, and just general stupidity.

An example of the last thing on the list is a man using the name Niseno Namae (fake name in Japanese) as an alias... and he was using it while he was in Japan. There wasn't any comment about the alias itself, so I'm guessing the stupidity of it was unintentional. (BTW, his real name is Chimei Sutoka, which translates to either Well-known Stalker or Fatal Stalker.)

And there's also the things that have been done with the Death Note that made it seem like the author either ignored how the rules worked or misunderstand them.

Thoughts?

I apologize if this isn't the correct thread to post this.

Pharaoh Love, by PiecesBurnUp. So far, seems T but might contain lemon. It's a Yu-Gi-Oh! badfic written by someone who seems to be rather... smitten with Yami Yugi.
Where to begin...
1) This fic apparently gives Tea Gardener cancer and kills her off offscreen so the Sue will be able to pair with the Pharaoh.
2) The fic's SPaG is consistently bad and has tense shifts.
3) The Sue cries a Single Tear.
4) The Sue has an uncanon Millennium Item called, I kid you not, 'millennium belt', which is also a capitalisation-created Mini.
5) The Sue is a five-time duelling champion while still being in school. (Remember: this is a continuum where duelling is as important as the economy and politics. It's like have a highschooler for president multiple times.)
6) The Sue invents a card, gives it a cat-on-keyboard name, makes it Forbidden (which means it's probably OP) and her Spirit Partner for no reason whatsoever.
7) Said Spirit is also quite a jerk, his response to people saying that she can't beat Yugi being calling them idiots.
8) The Sue fails forever at being a Tsundere toward Yami Yugi.
9) The fic contains dumb metaphors and purple writing in general.
10) The fic has a confusing, non-linear episode order.
11) The fic separates Yami Yugi from Yugi's body for no reason.
12) There's also a possible second Sue.
And all of that? From the first three chapters. This needs to die in a fire. Badly.

1. Son of the Abyss » by OfTheHuntandMoon reviews
   Years before the sons of Adam and daughters of Eve discovered Narnia, Jadis had a child. The boy born of fire and ice, the boy carved into a lethal weapon, the boy meant to deceive. Leon. Sent on an epic quest to manipulate the children of Adam and Eve, he deals with more than what he trained for. Lucy/OC/Susan (Love Triangle!) Please read and review!
   Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5-19-13 - Published: 5-5-13 - Lucy Pevensie Susan Pevensie
   
   My comment: Suethor asks which of the two we'd prefer Leon with? I'd say neither.
   
   2. Wizards and Werewolves Don't Mix by NINJA-RENKA reviews - Mildly NSFW
   When Fenrir Greyback spends a night with Harry Potter, the last thing he's expecting is to start a relationship with the young wizard. But when Harry turns up pregnant, what is a werewolf to do? MPREG
   Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5-17-13 - Harry P. Fenrir G.
   
   My comment: Minis, OOC, and general WTFery.
   
   3. Kiramir » by Victoriane reviews
   Tenth Walker - Gandalf convinces a former Haradrim assassin to join the Fellowship, but the path of blood and gold calls to her again in the form of the Ring. Will an elf prince help her find the strength to defeat her nature, or will she fall, as so many have? Legomance, obviously.
   Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,048 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5-17-13 - Published: 1-19-13 - Legolas Human
   
   My comment: Nine shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be nine. Ten shalt thou not count; neither shalt thou count eight (excepting, of course, that thou proceedest to nine). Eleven is right out.
   
   4. Just Give Me a Reason » by Enelya Arcamenel reviews
   Six friends end up in a car crash they die, or do they? For some reason thay end up in middle earth as elves (only one of them) stay as human (only 2) or even as hobbits! (do the math). Aragorn/oc Boromir/oc Legolas/oc Merry/oc Pippin/oc and Frodo/oc
   Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,581 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5-16-13 - Published: 4-7-13 - Aragorn Legolas
   
   My comment: Ridete Arwen, Asphodel, e Diamond, sul vostri amori infranti...

This...story...hurts...

Noooo... make it go away. This hurts....
Vampires and shampoo and OOC characters... actually, Petunia acting like that might be a complete Character Replacement.
For those who made it to the 2nd chapter: Braking the fourth wall?

Oh glods, when mini-Aragogs appear in the summary you know you're in for something awful.

Also, to save space on the Board could you just hijack the previous badfic reporting thread next time? It'd keep all the badfics in one place. :'D

They had me foaming at the mouth, that is. Use your freaking eyes and read your own work before posting!

Right, this has made my brain hurt so much that I decided to actually study for my finals. Thanks, Pauline.

I've only read the first chapter, and I already want to puke.

Just no. No. IT NEEDS TO DIE!

-Aila