*bangs head against wall*

Needs. To. DIE!! by Pauline07 on 2013-05-19 23:39:00 UTC Reply

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6892671/1/Harry-Potter-and-The-Chronicles-of-Labyrinth

Finally some GOODfic! by Pauline07 on 2013-05-23 04:18:00 UTC Reply

http://www.tthfanfic.org/Story-22459-13/joshlamont+Obliviate+Is+Never+Enough.htm

Name: Obliviate is Never Enough

Category: BtVSxHP

Thoughts: It's very fast paced, so be prepared to have to read some areas over a couple of times in order to get it.
However.....
I think I died laughing.
This one bugs me by Ozzielot on 2013-05-22 04:43:00 UTC Reply

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8335211/1/Death-Note-Time-Gone-By
This fan-fiction will continue Death Note's story line, with N acting as the new great detective, and Ryuk as the main shinigami, again.
However, this time, a different character picks up the notebook, whose intentions shy away from Light's own ideas.
She won't use it for her own deeds, so what will be the drive to use the ominous notebook this time? Please read & review...

To be honest, after reading it a few times, it doesn't seem that bad (maybe I'm desensitized), but it just bugs me.
There's irritating narration, stupid names, contrivances, implausibility, MC singing 'Rolling in the Deep' to allude to her trajeck past, and just general stupidity.

An example of the last thing on the list is a man using the name Niseno Namae (fake name in Japanese) as an alias... and he was using it while he was in Japan. There wasn't any comment about the alias itself, so I'm guessing the stupidity of it was unintentional. (BTW, his real name is Chimei Sutoka, which translates to either Well-known Stalker or Fatal Stalker.)

And there's also the things that have been done with the Death Note that made it seem like the author either ignored how the rules worked or misunderstand them.

Thoughts?

I apologize if this isn't the correct thread to post this.

Actually... by Ozzielot on 2013-05-22 19:27:00 UTC Reply

...I shouldn't have described the past as trajeck.

Who thought going into the Circle was a good idea? by Desdendelle on 2013-05-20 21:48:00 UTC Reply

Pharaoh Love, by PiecesBurnUp. So far, seems T but might contain lemon. It's a Yu-Gi-Oh! badfic written by someone who seems to be rather... smitten with Yami Yugi.
Where to begin...
1) This fic apparently gives Tea Gardener cancer and kills her off offscreen so the Sue will be able to pair with the Pharaoh.
2) The fic's SPaG is consistently bad and has tense shifts.
3) The Sue cries a Single Tear.
4) The Sue has an uncanon Millennium Item called, I kid you not, 'millennium belt', which is also a capitalisation-created Mini.
5) The Sue is a five-time duelling champion while still being in school. (Remember: this is a continuum where duelling is as important as the economy and politics. It's like have a highschooler for president multiple times.)
6) The Sue invents a card, gives it a cat-on-keyboard name, makes it Forbidden (which means it's probably OP) and her Spirit Partner for no reason whatsoever.
7) Said Spirit is also quite a jerk, his response to people saying that she can't beat Yugi being calling them idiots.
8) The Sue fails forever at being a Tsundere toward Yami Yugi.
9) The fic contains dumb metaphors and purple writing in general.
10) The fic has a confusing, non-linear episode order.
11) The fic separates Yami Yugi from Yugi's body for no reason.
12) There's also a possible second Sue.
And all of that? From the first three chapters. This needs to die in a fire. Badly.

Intriguing by Phobos on 2013-05-21 16:35:00 UTC Reply

You can add charges for not knowing the stats of the cards she is using, not remembering that her monster is in defense mode, and generally failing at math. All this is according to chapter 4.

I've actually been looking for a fic exactly like this. I have plans, you see, and this looks like it will work wonderfully.

Do you mind if I claim this?

-Phobos

Go ahead. by Desdendelle on 2013-05-21 17:08:00 UTC Reply

I have my own, slightly less bad Yu-Gi-Oh! fanfic that I am missioning right now. Though I'd be very happy if agent!Des, Anebrin, or both will cameo in that mission. I think it will help their character development.

That could be possible by Phobos on 2013-05-22 19:08:00 UTC Reply

It all depends on when and how I decide to do the mission. I'll keep you in mind.

-Phobos

And more badfic... by Tawaki on 2013-05-20 04:46:00 UTC Reply
1. Son of the Abyss » by OfTheHuntandMoon reviews
  Years before the sons of Adam and daughters of Eve discovered Narnia, Jadis had a child. The boy born of fire and ice, the boy carved into a lethal weapon, the boy meant to deceive. Leon. Sent on an epic quest to manipulate the children of Adam and Eve, he deals with more than what he trained for. Lucy/OC/Susan (Love Triangle!) Please read and review!
  Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,247 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5-19-13 - Published: 5-5-13 - Lucy Pevensie Susan Pevensie
  
  My comment: Suethor asks which of the two we'd prefer Leon with? I'd say neither.
  
  2. Wizards and Werewolves Don't Mix by NINJA-RENKA reviews - Mildly NSFW
  When Fenrir Greyback spends a night with Harry Potter, the last thing he's expecting is to start a relationship with the young wizard. But when Harry turns up pregnant, what is a werewolf to do? MPREG
  Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 45 - Published: 5-17-13 - Harry P. Fenrir G.
  
  My comment: Minis, OOC, and general WTFery.
  
  3. Kiramir » by Victoriane reviews
  Tenth Walker - Gandalf convinces a former Haradrim assassin to join the Fellowship, but the path of blood and gold calls to her again in the form of the Ring. Will an elf prince help her find the strength to defeat her nature, or will she fall, as so many have? Legomance, obviously.
  Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,048 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 5-17-13 - Published: 1-19-13 - Legolas Human
  
  My comment: Nine shall be the number of the counting, and the number of the counting shall be nine. Ten shalt thou not count; neither shalt thou count eight (excepting, of course, that thou proceedest to nine). Eleven is right out.
  
  4. Just Give Me a Reason » by Enelya Arcamenel reviews
  Six friends end up in a car crash they die, or do they? For some reason thay end up in middle earth as elves (only one of them) stay as human (only 2) or even as hobbits! (do the math). Aragorn/oc Boromir/oc Legolas/oc Merry/oc Pippin/oc and Frodo/oc
  Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,581 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5-16-13 - Published: 4-7-13 - Aragorn Legolas
  
  My comment: Ridete Arwen, Asphodel, e Diamond, sul vostri amori infranti...

Latin? by son_of_heaven176 on 2013-05-21 23:33:00 UTC Reply

Could you please translate your comment for that last fanfic?

It's a Pagliacci reference by Tawaki on 2013-05-22 04:29:00 UTC Reply

"Ridi, Pagliaccio/Sul tuo amore infranto" is from Canio's lament at the end of act one and means "Laugh, Clown, at thy fractured love".

*bangs head against wall* by Karen on 2013-05-20 04:27:00 UTC Reply

This...story...hurts...
STRAWBERRY WHAT? by Bausiren on 2013-05-20 03:22:00 UTC Reply

Noooo... make it go away. This hurts....
Vampires and shampoo and OOC characters... actually, Petunia acting like that might be a complete Character Replacement.
For those who made it to the 2nd chapter: Braking the fourth wall?

If Pinkie can bake the fourth wall, surely you can brak it by World-Jumper on 2013-05-20 16:01:00 UTC Reply

(Google Pinkie's Brew if you are confused.)

Yeah, this is a really bad fic, and I am going to step back and let the others rip it apart.

...Nerville? by Lily Winterwood on 2013-05-20 03:06:00 UTC Reply

Oh glods, when mini-Aragogs appear in the summary you know you're in for something awful.

Also, to save space on the Board could you just hijack the previous badfic reporting thread next time? It'd keep all the badfics in one place. :'D

Sorry. Forgot with all the sheer badness :) (nm) by Pauline07 on 2013-05-20 05:02:00 UTC Reply

I'll remember next time (nm) by Pauline07 on 2013-05-20 05:02:00 UTC Reply

No problemo. (nm) by Lily Winterwood on 2013-05-20 05:21:00 UTC Reply

"Pivet Drive" *giggles* (nm) by hermione of vulcan on 2013-05-20 02:52:00 UTC Reply
They had me at "Sorry in advanced." by Sevenswans on 2013-05-20 02:18:00 UTC Reply

They had me foaming at the mouth, that is. Use your freaking eyes and read your own work before posting!

Right, this has made my brain hurt so much that I decided to actually study for my finals. Thanks, Pauline.
I strongly support that proposition. by Ailavyn Siniyash on 2013-05-20 00:08:00 UTC Reply

I've only read the first chapter, and I already want to puke.

Just no. No. IT NEEDS TO DIE!

-Aila