Subject: This makes me glad RPF isn't still under our jurisiction.
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Posted on: 2013-04-30 01:40:00 UTC

The unlucky agent who would get assigned Justin Bieber in the Department of Character Protective Services would need to be put under constant flamethrower watch. I don't even want to know what sort of crime an agent would commit to be given that job.
The former DIO Agent Peter Piper killed two Department Heads, and all that the Board of Flowers gave him was exile to the Minecraft continuum. Getting chased around by fire-spitting flying squid would be a picnic compared to sifting through page after page of Justin Bieber seduction RPF written by drooling fangirls. Just the idea makes me miserable and desperate for mind-bleach. (takes a bite of Bleepolate) I'm going to need a bigger stock of Bleeproducts if this keeps up.

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