Subject: Re: Not a PG, but...
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Posted on: 2010-01-08 14:12:00 UTC

Okay, thanks Sedri.
My primary agent goes by "hey you," or "Sam," depending on how much trouble she's in, or how urgent the situation is.
Her SuePer powers are everything that a 'sue has in spades, as long as no one points out what she's doing. She runs experiments when she's not doing missions(often on her partner as well), to see if "Major Dad" was right, and you *can* actually get sloshed on soda pop.
Sam spent two years learning to manipulate plotholes(although it hasn't exactly worked out very well), after the 'fic she was in dumped her there for a vacation. She had just returned from a time-travel joyride with nine or ten other authors to 1943, and had just been debriefed by the CIA. Q, or someone pretending to be Q, dumped her in said plothole. What little sanity she had after spending time in close quarters with the cast of Hogan's Heroes quickly dissapeared after her two-year plothole exile.
My secondary agent:

Agent Sidhe
Species: Elf, a la Dragon Age
Age: On a technicality, still Jailbait(17).
Height: 5'5" Weight: 118 lbs
Hair: black, shoulder length braid
Eyes: green w/ gold flecks
Department: Department of Floaters
Division: none
Previous partner: none
Partner: SAMS(aka Sam)[adendum to first post, Sams's partner is Sidhe]
Weapon(s): saxe and a short knife; rapier; Mongolian recurved composite bow
Response Center: 1943
Fandoms: Dragon Age, Hogan's Heroes, Star Trek, X-Men, Warcraft and LOTR
Quirks/Other annoying habits:
Sidhe is a fairly well-balanced and grounded individual(at least when compared to his partner). He has a fondness for orange drinks, particularly orange juice. He lusts after elves, both male and female, and takes particular/personal offense when an author screws with said elves. When he isn't on missions, doing target practice, or assissting Sam with various bits of theft or other illegal activities, he is often found reading an original copy of "Le Morte D'Arthur" or the "Legacy of Aldenata" series by John Ringo. He finds human failures extremely hillarious, and likes to mock authors of badfic at every opportunity. When he's not doing one of the those activities, he's being used in the sodapop-can-get-you-sloshed experiment with Sam.

-Honu_Wahine

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