Let's see if the post takes this time.

Hi, KillerPiplup. Are you introducing yourself to the PPC in hopes of becoming an agent?
If so, there's a handy button at the top of the section where the newest thread post is, that says "Start new thread." It's really convenient for keeping threads from getting turned into free-for-alls or flamefests when somebody says something not related to the particular thread--course, this *is* the PPC, so that might be common. Meh, who cares?
But, this is, or was, my introduction thread. Nice meeting you anyways. Here's a handydandy bucket to deposti your sanity in next time you come on to the boards--don't worry, the Worg's won't eat it all...

--Honu_Wahine, Agent-candidate Hopeful

You wouldn't believe it. This...I dare not call her a person, is a stain upon humanity. Her works could, literally, all be treated as crimes against humanity. And no, that is *not* an exaggeration. Let's see the crimes totaled so far, shall we?
*neon sign that says "List of Doom" pops up*
First, there is the OOCness of it all. Hmmm, Kinch the extremely heterosexual African-American male radio man, is now gay, obsessed over replacement!Hogan's hair, and fluffing pillows. And that's just the start.
Second, replacement!Hogan--Where the hell do I begin? First, there's his wife--who, if written correctly and well could be called proper fanon--who is, for some reason, in a non-Coed POW camp. She also has one kid, according to one of those travesties. Oh, and did I mention that Hogan is Patton's son, and that Patton visits a *German Stalag* regularly? So, that's Hogan who's been replaced, as well as one of WWII's greatest generals. Shall I continue, or have you seen enough to go after this girl?
Lastly, this...author-person is 13 freaking years old. Okay, not a bad thing, some 13-year-old's can be good authors--and claims to be a *fan* of Hogan's Heroes, when she doesn't even seem to grasp the ...ing concept.
I'm sorry, was that last line a little too vicious? Well, good! I was thirteen once too, and I know *more* about HH canon than she does, and, thankfully, TIRATHON HATES HER TOO! Hahaha, vindicated!!!!!
Signing off before the stress of 3 days to Avatar kills what remains of my sanity and coherency
--Honu_Wahine, the jibbering former suethor

Thanks. I now have an almost complete set of armor, and plenty of weaponry (plus a cool sticker!), to be used when I finally beg for permission. The shield is *awesome*!
Hogan's Heroes--A brief rundown: A 60s sitcom set in a WWII Luftwaffe POW camp. The Allied prisoners run rings around the Germans, aided(unknowingly) by the Sergeant of the Guard, Schultz, and Kommandant Klink. Much speculation and an almost-flamefest free-for-all break out occasionally over the identity of Nimrod. It's good for a larf or two. *grins manaically* If you want a really funny story, and proof of my insanity(not that anyone ever needed it...) check out the multi-chapter author!insert story, "The Mary-Sue Experiments." I won a great award for "Best Development of a Character Voice." I'm so proud.
-HW

Hi IndeeMaat! It's me, IronAmerica! Yeah, I kinda got that-but seriously, some of Tir's extended reviews count as PPC missions all on their own... I think I'm going to steal those reviews for banishing the author!wraith thingy...
And, I saw the mission you did for Hogan's Heroes--and laughed until I was hoarse and got funny looks from everybody...Wait. That happens a lot around me, anyways. hehe. As to the alias thing, I decided that using IA for everything was getting a bit old, so, new name. Nice seeing you outside of FF.net.
Honu_Wahine, aka IronAmerica, a former Suethor

My Agents won't touch any WW2 continuum with a ten foot pole. They lived through WW2. So they can't help you, unfortunately.

Nah, it's actually Hawaiian. I have no life and like to read pocket translators. I do know a guy nicknamed Kiwi though, and he's actually from New Zealand.
Ah, do Mega!Replacement!Sues count as OCs?