Yeah, rather late here. I'd been away from the boards when this was first posted due to certain difficulties that have left me with an extensive degree of paranoia, although I've gotten back in the habit of trusting my anti-virus systems to not be lying to me.

Have a dose of paranoia: there is currently a virus that will close open instances of task manager and the command prompt that can apparently delete the registry entry for safe mode.

And an Puma.

You may call yourself dorky if you know what Maslab means. Without using the internet.
Oh, and have an M4 folding knife. Twelve inch long blade with an energy field around it. (I'm from the Halo universe, alright?)
Hmmm... that reminds me... I've been running low. Probably time for another trip in to the manufacturing facilities.

Nice to meet a fellow Dresden Files fan! (I've just finished reading Turn Coat, and I absolutely adored it).

Welcome to the PPC! :) Please allow me to present you with this gift of a glow-in-the-dark spork *hands it over* You can use it for killing Sues in the dark (or eating icecream with).

I like your nametag.

Here, have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. *eyes your list of fandoms* Anyone who gets on with Tolkien and PTerry is a friend in my book. Many welcomes to the PPC.

Welcome, though, Master Unbi! As a gift, I present you with an overdone internet meme. (It's Caramelldansen!)

Ah, LOTR, you might regret choosing that. Lot of bad fic in that. Good luck, though.

Excellent for cleaning up blood after giving Sues exactly what they deserve. You will be joining the DMS, right? *gives you a pointed glare*

Anyhow, always good to see a new face :)

Help yourself to a venomous invertebrate.

I know what you mean about LotR; it's an awesome story, but the universe surrounding it is so complicated, it's hard to keep track of everything. I'm thinking about learning Elvish, just so I can say I understand it...

Also, it's good to see someone else who's into M:tG!

*ceremonially pokes the newbie*

Hello! Welcome. LotR and PTerry, huh? It's... it's like the old days come back again. *gets teary-eyed* I too am a disciple of those great masters, as well as Neil Gaiman, whom I actually got to meet in person once (though when I say "meet" I actually mean "hear speak and then stand in line for hours to get books signed by").

I also dig sci-fi, but Farscape is my One True Fandom in that genre. I've seen Star Wars, of course, and some of each Star Trek series, and even some SG-1, but I could never forgive the latter for replacing Farscape when it went off the air, even when they hired on Farscape's two lead stars.

I keep telling myself I'm going to read the Dresden Files. Someday I will. At the moment I'm re-reading LotR as inspiration for NaNoWriMo.

Now, I have just one question: what is "to MWOT"?

~Neshomeh

How well do you know Doctor Who? Because we've got TARDISes available.

Have a cup of tea. It has no Sue-slaying powers, but it'll cure all what ails you.

Welcome to the Board! Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *indicates bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here. Also, have an Internets. Watch out for snakes.

Welcome to the PPC! Here's short bow and a jug of bleepka, to get rid of all of those bad memories. I'm not precisely familiar with all of those series, but I know them a little. That drinking game for My Immortal is a bit dangerous. :|

For my part, I'm into several SF fandoms starting with Star (Trek, Wars, -gate), fantasy books, some TV shows (House, Numb3rs), and U2 (yes, that band).