I have a big dog named Sam who is a male spaniel mix with white long fur and brown spotches. I also have a female puppy that is a miniature shitzu with golden-brown short fur named Kinzie.

[Sueifying]

LOL!!11! Like OMg Sammmmmiiiieee is teh mst anazing doggie eva! He has sparkly blue eyes dat chang collor ta green and fur lyke wite silk w/ebbony ears (gold on the brown) and he is a karate masster. Kynzieee is so adorable wit pure gold fur an purple eyes. She can sing all teh Hannah Montana songz purfectedly!

[De-Sueifying]

My poor pets...

Alrighty I have a horse and a dog. The horse is a 6yr old dapple grey warmblood x thoroughbred mare her name is Minstrel (who, ever since her arrival, has ruled my life with her perfectly shod hooves and unpredictable temperament!) The dog is a 3yr old Shetland Sheepdog bitch named 'Lass' who can get kind of excited >
[SUEIFICATION IN PROGRESS]

OMG!!!1!! I have this REALLY PRITTI girl horse who is SILVER and WHITE and has a LOOOOOONG flowing tail and she ONLY obeys me! And her name is My Midnight Minstrel Dancer although I call her MY MINNIE MOOMOO! And she's best friends with my wittle PUPPI! SHE IS SO KAWAI!!!!111!!!! her names is LSSI!! and she is small and soooooooooo FLUFFI!

[END SUEIFICATION]

I'm going to go and beg for forgivness...

I have one dog in mind for this. She belongs to one of my younger sisters because I don't really care for pets. I will also include my grandparents' new kitten. Shorty is a mutt, with black and tan fur. The kitten, Precious (my grandmother named her that), is all black. She has been given several different names by my sisters who think she is a menace while I think she is absolutely adorable.

[SUEIFYING IN PROGRESS... COMPLETE]

Like, oh my god, my systar's dog, Shortcake, is just the most precousss thang. she is jus so swt and cudly. Shortcake just luves to take looooong walks wit me and she is larning to tlk.

Precious is so kawaii. She's all black and silky and satiny. she undrstands evrything u say to her and she talks back. She can also use silverwear and napkns.

[REVERSION TO NORMAL... COMPLETE]

Bleeprin...

Must have Bleeprin.

And please forgive me Shortcake and Precious.

Okay. I have two cats, Numair, who is a dark gray tabby, and Maura, who is a light gray "Bleachspot" calico. Numi has white socks, is extremely affectionate, and we think that he was weaned too early, since he has the tendency to attempt to nurse my mothers and my ears. Maura is mostly light gray, with tan patches that look like she got in the way of someone going berserk with a bottle of bleach. She is slightly more aloof than Numi, for the most part, but will occasionally do something incredibly, stupidly affectionate. Since the death of our old queen, Maura's sort of take it upon herself to fill the absurdity vacuum left in the house. She also has the Greebo-esque tendency to try to catch deer...

Now, to CAF it up.

Iv got too kats, Numair (i naimed him after the charri lol!) and Moora. Nummi is silver with black stipes like a tieger, so i call him mie tieger kitteh. he is the sweatest kitteh in teh hole werld, and luvs me teh bestest of nybuddy ever. he has wite socks and will life 4 eva bcuz he is magical liek that.

Moora is a little kittin (shes only 2 yeers old) and she is silver to with pyoor wite patches liek woah. she is my gardian and she is kinda rood to other poepple, but she luves me alot. she is reely brave and will hunt and kill mooses evn!!!11! when our old kat dide, Moora tuke on her sole, so now she is too kats, and the old cat is reely wize and tells me thing like teh tiem she said that there was a fier so i had to go home.

...

I.. I... I think I just threw up a little....

Ok, then. my cat, Lucy. She has brown fur, and green eyes. she is a very old cat, and we are currently giving her three different medicines. She will jump onto a person's lap in order to be petted. and she is very friendly

*REALITY COMPROMISED. CAF MODE ENGAGED*

my cat lucee is so cuuuuuuuuuuuuuute. she has pure gold fur, and is porbalby a dragon, becus she iz like 500 years old. and shi toks to me. and kills peeple for me. and protects me. did i menshun she haz golden fur? and she can use magic and fly and move things with her mind and stuff. and she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!11!!!!!1!1!!

*CAF MODE DISENGAGED*

At the moment I have three cats: Selina, who is fat and black, and Pepper and Bentley (I was trying for Adam, but when mum offered Bentley instead I leapt on it) who are siblings. Pepper is torteshell and Bentley is black and white, but both of them have white socks and bibs. Selina's lazy, and has been on a diet pretty much since we got her, but Pepper and Bentley are as crazy as all kittens are and love sticking their noses in places they shouldn't, trying to eat my hair and using people's legs as scratching posts. Also, none of them know how to miaow: Selina meeps, and the kittens mrr.

But CAFified...

i hav 3 cats that r like my guardien angles. Celii is the oldest, and she is rly big, almost as big as a dog, and dark black lik my soul and since her son died protecting me form an evil monster she's been lik so depressedd but she still comes to sav me when I need her

Peregrin (I named her after the hobit!11) and Bently are kittens and r so kawii! Peregrin is red and black, like flames, and bently is all black with white around his face that makes :3, but both of them have white socks. They run arund all the time and let me now if theirs danger ahed. They are brother and sister and they share thier power together! I saved them from a men person who was abuzing them becoz I don't like 2 see anyone being hurt (see my history for more details!!)

They all spek to me, but it's in a speshil code that no1 undrstands so that noone can over here us!

I have two dogs, Lady and Monty. Lady is a pure black German Shepherd with a long coat, who quite frequently gets compared to a bear. Monty is a Rottweiler/Labrador (we think) cross breed, who was abandoned by his previous owners meaning that he ended up in the care of the RSPCA. They wrestle over who the boss is, but they never actually try to hurt each other. They usually act like big puppies, especially when food is around.

*engages Sueification machine*

I hav 2 kawaii doggies called Lady Midnight and Montezuma Black. Lady Midnight is pure black and is realy a wolf that can turn into a bare if she needs to. Montezuma Black is a puppy and he was going to be killed by some men because they wanted mean rottwielers and hes more liek a labrador, which is much cuter. Their both super loyal to me and if anyone trys to attack me then they hurt them until they run away. They're also really smart and can understand every word I say and even speak to me in they're own speshul barking code.

I have two cats. One called Salom and the other Sabrina.

Salom is all black, male, from a farm and Swedish. HE is pretty smart, and loves to Attack Sabrina. He is somewhat smart, although Sabrina, who is female, tends to be a tiny bit smarter, but he is much braver then him.

CAF ALERT!!!!
I hav e hte most AWESOMEOUS KATTEH!!! HE"S BIG>>> blak.... and pantheryy... (did you know that there is no such thing as a panther?) He is super smartz, talkz, and has vampire fangz. Did IZ mention he is part Vampire? He also has FOUR BATZ wingz.
end CAF ALERT

I have a fish named Joe. He doesn't do much but expect me to clean his water every single day and feed him three times a day. In return, all he does is bubble at me occasionally when I sit near the computer.

OMG gues what? I got this AMZINGLY AWSOMEFUL FISH. yeha. well, he's not actually a fish, he's actually a GIANT WSUID MOSNTER! yeah. i fedd him to much 1 day and he gew AS BIG AS MY HOUSE! itsn' that amazing?!!1!!1!!!11111 and so now he's not a boring goldfish anmore. HES ACTUALLY MADE OF GOLD. yeah. it's prety coo. all my friends are SO TOALLY JELUS OF SAMFIRE THE AWESOMEST (tats his name)!!!

Ow. Firefox's handy dandy ability to underline the misspelled words is making looking that even worse, if that's possible...

Now, this is a tough one. My pet has blond hair and blue eyes, and he already does all sorts of useful things, like making me a cup of tea in the morning, and going to the shops for me, and hanging my washing out to dry, and making me more cups of tea, and he always makes me laugh. Which sounds a bit CAF-like as it is, except he's human, and he's technically a housemate rather than a pet. Nonetheless.

I have a pet monkey, and he is the most awesomest monkey in the whole world. He does everything I tell him to, because he's really really smart (except when it's funnier that he's silly). Sometimes my monkey lets me put him in a suit and he acts as a butler, and answers the door to let my amazing cool friends in, and he fixes us all drinks and stuff. They say money doesn't grow on trees, but that's a lie - it does, but only my amazing monkey knows where that tree is. He's also really sleek and cute with white hair and azure eyes, and all the girl-monkeys want his uber-kawaii monkey babies.

,,,

And now I feel slightly dirty.

Okay, Murphy's a big fat sable-pattern ferret, with a bad case of hairless tail (something to do with his last moult going funny, the vet assures us it should grow back). He used to be a stray, and was in an unfortunate accident which, to put it bluntly, circumcised him, poor little guy. He's cute and huggable and I've trained him to lick my nose on command ("kiss!" - awwww ^_^) but he has the disgusting habit of drinking his own urine, then trying to lick inside my nose and mouth, so I don't do that often.

Jinx is smaller, skinnier, and yellow. He doesn't do hugs as much, he's a wriggly little monster and he's always gotta be doing something. He still bites sometimes, but he has an excuse because he appears to have been neglected a bit as a kit. I haven't been able to train him to do anything except let go when I yell at him for biting me again.

*turn on Sueify machine*

Okay, after Sueification, Murphy's tail hair is back ... and he now has three of them, which he can spin around really fast to fly with like a helicopter. Instead of being different shades of brown, his fur is now raven black and snowy white (it actually physically hurt to type that). In place of his unfortunate injury from when he was a stray, he now has a dramatic battle scar on his shoulder, where it's clearly visible and a lot less embarrassing, from one of the many times he saved Sue-me's life. He now understands English perfectly rather than just obeying one command when he feels like it, and he no longer has his bad habit of drinking his own urine because I'm pretty sure Cute Animal Friends don't excrete. (It's not "cute" to mess everywhere, and if they don't have to pass waste a Sue can keep them in her pocket/handbag/bra for as long as she wants.)

Jinx now has bright gold-coloured fur instead of pale yellow, and he understands English as well. Instead of merely being able to squeeze through most small gaps I don't want him to squeeze through, he now has the power to phase through solid walls. And rather than simply never having suffered any interesting injuries, he has magical regeneration powers! And teeth which can puncture solid steel! And super-speed! And ... argh, this is painful to imagine.

I have a cat named Merlin, only he's living with my mom because the apartment here is really too small. Anyway, he's a platinum-mink Tonkinese, which is really impossible to accurately describe, so here's a picture--a friend of mine took it while catsitting. He's quite an intelligent cat, very people-friendly. He'll reach up your leg to be picked up like a little kid. However, he's a bit skittish, and he can be very mouthy when he thinks he needs something we're not giving him. Also, while he generally never bites or claws--and he has all of them--he would get angry at me for leaving for extended periods of time (like a weekend) and not be satisfied until he'd taken it out on my arm. Just me, mind, no one else. {= P I maintain that he once deliberately spilled hot tea on me, too.

Now, while that's long-winded enough to be a CAF description, I can do better.

HI I have a kewl kitteh named Merlin, because he's part Kneazle and super-smart! He follows me around like a dog and protects me! His fur is totally silver and pale gold colored, and he has sapphire-emerald eyes (they're kinda both!)! Also he's part dragon, but he pretends to be a cat because its easier, but that's why he can telelport and fly and stuff. And he can talk! Kawaiiiiiii! ^____^

... Yeah. >.
~Neshomeh

I once had a border collie named Dixie. She never liked me, but she was still a good dog, and she was smart. She was mostly black, with white on her muzzle and chest, and on the tip of her tail.

Hang on, lemme get in the zone.

I had a dog thats part WOLF. She hs pure midngiht black fur and skyblue eyes that GLOW IN TEH DARK. Whe was so smart she could TLAK.And she was relly relaly loyal an ended up dyeing to saev my lief. OH TEH TRADEGY.

I have a cat. She's quite beautiful, with a black coat and white paws, and intelligent enough to know that being held and surrounded by people offering treats means she's about to be force-fed worm paste, and enough to know when I'm about to head for the study chair (because my morning routine is always the same), and bolt towards the room fast enough to curl up before I get there.

ERROR! ERROR! Not Sueish. REBOOT.

i have a kyut kitty namd EMERLAND GREEN IYES whose supr smart & can answer phones and typ on mny computr an chk the weather chanle evry mornin!

When I was a boy, I had a rabbit named Carrot-Muncher. He was a dark gray minilop, and had imprinted on people, so he was very sociable and very forgiving. He ate the stems of the carrots, not the roots (Pretty convenient Jack and Mrs. Spratt division, no?) He took ill and died two months short of his fourth birthday, alas.

[CAF OWNER="gary stu", DEGREE="FF"]i once had a coney named Carrotsbane. He had sleek chinchilla fur taht shone like the stars and mood ring ears he LIVED for people. boy did he live up to his name!!!1 he was almsot 4 wen he died oh angst.[/CAF]