Subject: Chapter four part two.
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Posted on: 2009-07-16 17:17:00 UTC
"No problem"
"Now, why don't you stay here for a while? We can regroup, consolidate our forces-"
YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED!
A crystal Star Destroyer suddenly appeared in the sky, accompanied by crystal Nebulon-B Frigates.
I, THE SUNFLOWER EMPEROR, WILL NOT ALLOW YOU!
Multicolored beams of death rained down from the sky.
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Several hours later, Agent Tawaki was mourning the losses of the battle against the EPC. Honeshah and Mkellin had sacrificed themselves to take out the Star Destroyer, while Nendil and Twp took on the Sunflower Emperor and killed him.
Now all of the Mirror Multiverse Cats are dead, along with hundreds of Agents and OFUer's. He and Takdeeta had been forced to regenerate thrice, just before the battle ended.
Now, he and the survivors were at the newly founded Official Fanfiction Academy of Warhammer 40k (AN: Which I created just now). It didn't have any students and staff yet, but they had huge amounts of war material, which he and Takdeeta planned to use (He had an Inquisitor's gear, and Takdeeta was dressed in the armour of a Cannoness).
The OFUer's who had escaped to the New Caledonia town informed him that the Offical Fanfiction University of Alagesiä was the one that betrayed them, and Tawaki planned to take revenge. He had sent Agent Dustin into the fanfic 'Agony in Pink' in order to get the Z-staff and the monster, Tortura, and was going to-
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Agent Lyta Holling shut off the TV.
"What did you do that for?!" said the stranger.
"That was the most OOC programming I ever watched! I can belive that the libations to the Ironic Overpower were just a gambit to weaken us, that the SO and the other Flowers had the prescence of mind to get levels in D&D classes, and that Psycho!Thundera looks badass! But Agent Tawaki becoming an Inquisitor who tortures people in ways that would give Medival Tortuers nightmares? That is where my Willing Suspension of Disbelief ends!"
"But it's live!"
"I don't care! We skip over the Tawaki torturing and killing people part, okay?"
"Fine."
"Oh, and while you're at it, why don't you tell me who you are, so I could stop doubting."
"Very Well." The Stranger then took off his hat and scarf, revealing the face of an Asian man in his prime.
It was the face of Makes-Things.
"You're alive! Wait a minute, aren't you supposed to be working on the Hornbeam's Instrumentality thing?"
"Yes, yes I was. I also had a secret mission from the Queen Anne's Lace, which I wasn't able to do anymore once he and the Gladiolus were retconned out of the conspiracy."
"I see. What was the mission, exactly?"
"To create an ark that would withstand the fractures in reality caused by the Time of Judgement. You see, back on Origin, there was a prophecy that predicted the End of the Multiverse as we know it."
"And you think the Time of Judgement is this?"
"Yes. After all, HQ has fallen..."
Agent Lyta bowed her head.
"So, is this room part of the ark, then?"
"Yes. There's also a replicator, some toilets, and am ornamental garden. That was all I could accomplish before the Fall."
"Ahh. Is there any way to get out?"
"No. I'd invent one, but only after the time of Judgement has passed."
"I see. Wait-does that mean that we're going to have to repopulate the Multiverse, then?"
"Do you want to?"
"Of course not!"
"Then don't worry. There should be at least some sane people left after the end. If we can rescue them before they die, we may have enough of a starting population."
"Good. Now, has Inquisitor Tawaki finshed torturing innocent OFUer's?"
"By my calculations, yes."
They pressed the remote again.
Author's Note: Thank you JayBird!
