Hello! by
Cinnia Aine
on 2009-06-19 03:05:00 UTC
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Welcome to the PPC! Here's a special shield from the Raven Armory.
Hello, small mammal. by
Maudlin Hart
on 2009-06-19 00:23:00 UTC
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Welcome to the Board. Please deposit your sanity in the provided receptacle. *provides bucket marked "Warg Fodder"* You shan't be needing it here. Also, have some hugs and The Sword Of Beheading People Just Like In That Movie. Use them wellish.
-Mad Maudlin
Greetings, new person! by
Tirya_Moonflame
on 2009-06-18 20:45:00 UTC
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Have a winged kitten, and watch out for giant glass jars.
greetings by
Pads
on 2009-06-18 17:04:00 UTC
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Have a cup of tea and a flatcap. Handy for, er, disgusing yourself as a grumpy old Yorkshireman. Guaranteed to confuse Sues.
First poke! by
Neshomeh
on 2009-06-18 16:36:00 UTC
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*poke*
Welcome to the Board. The only required reading is the Original Series and the Board Constitution. Everything else is just details.
Entertaining and often useful details, yes, but still just details.
Enjoy. {= )
~Neshomeh
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Hello! by
Buta
on 2009-06-18 16:32:00 UTC
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Have a shapeshifting plushie. It can turn into anything, depending on what you want. It can become a flying monkey, and I've seen one turn into a baozi fairy before. And Cthulhu sometimes appears, for those into Nightmare Fuel or cute stuffed eldritch abominations.
First plover! by
Tawaki
on 2009-06-18 15:43:00 UTC
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BTW, will your Agents be based in a TARDIS or a response center?
Hello, my dear. by
Seranis
on 2009-06-18 14:21:00 UTC
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Have some tea leaves and a chainsaw.
The tea leaves are for combat and the chainsaw is for the kitchen.
No, I'm not getting mixed up.
*waves happily* Why hello thar. by
Cassie Cameron-Young
on 2009-06-18 11:56:00 UTC
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Have a bag of pebbles and a Random Shiny Object. Lovely to meet you.
Welcome! Have a Capillary Towel and some Convenient Cake! by
Sedri
on 2009-06-18 09:48:00 UTC
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The second is delicious no matter what flavours you like, and the former will clean up most liquid messes, though we haven't tested it on every substance yet. I don't recommend trying.
That said, welcome! KILL THE SUES. *smiles and hands you a little DMS flag*
Welcome! by
Sara
on 2009-06-18 08:20:00 UTC
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Yay for siblings! Here, have an egg whisk. It's shiny, gold-plated, and whisks not only eggs, but spambots and those pesky author wraiths, too. Use it for good and not much evil.
Welcome to the insanity! Enjoy the ride.
Maya OMG Squee! by
Rosie Azrael
on 2009-06-18 07:24:00 UTC
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*glompattacks the Maya*
Hi dear. Muahahahahaha... what havoc we shall wreak together, eh? Don't forget to check out the other things that others have written... And I'll let someone more senior than I am pull out the Bag O' Links and give you all the necessary information.
For now, I hereby hand you the Poking Stick of Freedom...
*huggles her Maya some more*
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Ha! First welcome by
PitViperOfDoom
on 2009-06-18 07:19:00 UTC
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Hello, hello! Welcome!
http://ppc.wikia.com/wiki/PPC_Wiki will tell you all there is to know about the PPC, and the original series can be found here: http://www.misssandman.com/PPC/story.html
I gift you with a weighted companion cube and a key lime pie.