Pie > Cake by
Gabriel
on 2009-04-19 03:18:00 UTC
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Therefore, your computer is either stupid or mad (or both), and needs to be fixed. There's something very wrong with any intelligent being that is obsessed with cake but not with pie (especially cherry pie, or strawberry & rhubard pie).
Cake? by
Aperture Science
on 2009-04-18 22:50:00 UTC
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Your computer has merely become infatuated with another operating system: GLaDOS. No worries, however.
Please ensure that your computer does not have access to portal technology, and so long as you do that, you will be fine.
If however, your computer does have access to portal technology, you will need to dismantle it piece by piece and to make sure successful dismantling has taken place, destroy those pieces in fire. It does not need to be the lava of Mt Doom, but it can help.
And if you do spy any cake, remember, moist and delicious though it may be, it is still a lie.
(-JulyFlame)
Re: cake-obsessed computer by
Tirya_Moonflame
on 2009-04-18 22:09:00 UTC
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Maybe the Axis of Confectionary infected it through the crack in its screen. Random cake cravings are a sure sign of posession by the Pineapples.
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Wait, how do you know it wants cake? Are you communicating with it through code embedded in multiple punctuation marks? -gasp- YOU'RE A SPY!!! You're working for THEM!
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Oh, and if I'm wrong about the spy thing, I blame my subconscious for creating the whole conspiracy theory in the first place.
Let him eat cake by
khajidu
on 2009-04-18 21:38:00 UTC
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Lol. My brain seems to be obsessed with tall ships.
