The Party is Here

Subject: The Party is Here
Author: Rilwen Shadowflame
Posted on: 2009-03-27 15:14:00 UTC

It might be a bit shameless, but I'm posting this anyway.

You see, where I am, it's after midnight. That makes it the 28th. That makes it my birthday, and that makes me 21, go figure.

Also importantly, my head-twin Lycaenion scores a birthday on the 29th, and I'd like this party all warmed up and active so I can share some of it with her. Unless she wants her own, in which case she gets free food in this one, and I swipe free food in hers. XD

So, breaking out the cake, the kanar, plenty of other food and drinks, the crazy games like Pin the Knife on the Sue, and hoping to let people have a good time.

Not as much of a milestone for me, I've been allowed to drink IRL but unwilling to since 18, it gives me no new legal things, but still fun.

Also, party poopers will be used for target practice. This isn't a spot for gloom. ;)

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The Party is Here by Rilwen Shadowflame on 2009-03-27 15:14:00 UTC

Happy Birthday, Rilwen! by Cassie Cameron-Young on 2009-03-29 14:28:00 UTC Reply

In recognition of your 21st, I present you with a big sack of pebbles, a basket of Bleeprin-berries and your own customised sling!
Have a Greater Daemon of Tzeentech! by WikiMaster on 2009-03-28 12:40:00 UTC Reply

And a Necron Pylon covered in gold.

What, are you, a Chaos recruiter? by Ugolino on 2009-03-28 17:29:00 UTC Reply

Here's a chainsword to smite the Daemon.

I sometimes server in that capacity. by WikiMaster on 2009-03-30 11:51:00 UTC Reply

I also work for the C'tan, the Inquisition, The Burning Legion, the Old Gods, Various Cthulhu Fan Clubs, NERV, and SEELE. Oh, and Team Rocket. Wanna catch them all?

Are those even compatible with each other? by Ugolino on 2009-03-30 14:39:00 UTC Reply

I'm pretty sure that them arguing over who gets your immortal soul/body would be a Bad Thing...

Meh. by WikiMaster on 2009-03-31 14:07:00 UTC Reply

I have an EVA and I know how to use it.

Oh, and sorry for being late. by WikiMaster on 2009-03-30 11:52:00 UTC Reply

And it's 'serve in that capacity', sorry.

OMG Chainsword! by Rilwen Shadowflame on 2009-03-29 15:09:00 UTC Reply

...Chainsaw gooood...
Chainsword better!
YEOUCH! by Chliever on 2009-03-28 17:30:00 UTC Reply

WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING THAT THING!

Happy birthday! by Buta no Kaabii on 2009-03-28 10:29:00 UTC Reply

*drops a giant red panda plushie on the table, steals some food, and promptly disappears*

Eee, red panda! by Rilwen Shadowflame on 2009-03-28 11:47:00 UTC Reply

They are so cute! *huggles plushie*

Hey, conga rats! by Sara on 2009-03-28 02:57:00 UTC Reply

*HUG*

Wanna buy some deathsticks? *seedy look*

*waves hand* by Rilwen Shadowflame on 2009-03-28 03:00:00 UTC Reply

You don't want to sell me deathsticks.
*waves hand again*
You want to join the party, and play Stab the Sue.

I want to join the party, and play Stab the Sue... by Sara on 2009-03-28 03:43:00 UTC Reply

...and eat cake! :-D

*gleefully hands over the throwing knives* by Sedri on 2009-03-28 06:14:00 UTC Reply

Have at 'er!

*STABSTABSTABSTABSTAB* by Sara on 2009-03-28 07:01:00 UTC Reply

Ooh, glitter! *flicks glitter at people*

Ack! Glitter! get it AWAY! by Sedri on 2009-03-29 00:13:00 UTC Reply

*shakes and scratches frantically* Get it off get it off get it off get it OFF! The MEMORIES!

BLEEPRIN! I NEED BLEEPRIN!

*sighs* *hands Sedri some Bleeprin* (nm) by Ansela on 2009-03-30 15:43:00 UTC Reply

*gobbles* Ah.... thank you. :) by Sedri on 2009-03-30 22:31:00 UTC Reply

Let us continue.

Happy birthday! by wingnut on 2009-03-28 02:44:00 UTC Reply

*dons party hat, puts prezzies on table, and nicks off with some food*
Whee, parties! by Maudlin Hart on 2009-03-28 01:08:00 UTC Reply

Have a coupon- redeemable for your annual birthday hazing ritual. And also some bleepcake.
Happy Birthday by PitViperOfDoom on 2009-03-28 00:49:00 UTC Reply

*sings in a funeral dirge style, thumping the table every now and then*

Happy birthday... *thunk* Oh happy birthday... *thunk*

Grief and misery and despair, people DYING everywhere...

But...

Happy birthday... *thunk* Oh happy birthday... *thunk

One year CLOSER TO DEATH!!!

But...

Happy birthday... *thunk* Oh happy birthday... *thunk*

Does it have to be a knife? I have a plastic spoon, so could I try to go for the eyes?
KANAR! Ooo, lovely Trek people... by Sedri on 2009-03-27 23:58:00 UTC Reply

... you know, I don't think anyone's ever said what kanar tastes like. The various wikis don't say so either - just that it's a thick liquid, which I already knew. Heh. So therefore, I've decided that it's quite sweet.

Happy birthday to both of you! Agent Sedri apologises for being a little late, but she had to get a few Trek Sues ronded up for you.

*dumps inert bodies on the floor*

They've been sedated; give it two minutes and they'll come 'round. *hands out the daggers*

Yay by Rilwen Shadowflame on 2009-03-28 00:41:00 UTC Reply

*sets up Sues, duct-taped to the wall*

And now we get blindfolded and see how long it takes to kill them. :p

*accepts blindfold* Right, where's the dagger? (nm) by Sedri on 2009-03-28 03:33:00 UTC Reply

*hands you a dagger and points you toward the Sues* (nm) by Rilwen Shadowflame on 2009-03-28 03:35:00 UTC Reply

Late to the party but bringing ... LEMBAS! by The Trojanhorse on 2009-03-27 23:29:00 UTC Reply

Because I have no imagination when it comes to baked goods.

Happy birthday!

not late at all by Rilwen Shadowflame on 2009-03-27 23:31:00 UTC Reply

This party's just getting started. Besides, it gets to run a fair while longer.

YAY! In that case I also proffer my CD wallet by The Trojanhorse on 2009-03-27 23:33:00 UTC Reply

full of exciting things like Nirvana, ABBA, Led Zeppelin, eighties hair metal, grunge, and nineties bubblegum pop.

Re: YAY! In that case I also proffer my CD wallet by Gabriel on 2009-03-28 01:32:00 UTC Reply

Just don't sing Rape Me within earshot of Lux.

That song is *supposed* to be metaphorical, hun by The Trojanhorse on 2009-03-28 06:21:00 UTC Reply

:P But I won't anyway

And do you think Lux cares? (nm) by Gabriel on 2009-03-28 14:23:00 UTC Reply

Let it be known... by Lycaenion on 2009-03-27 22:31:00 UTC Reply

...that when I saw this, I actually said "D'awwww!" Out loud.
Yes. Me. I do have a sentimental side, you know. =P

*grabs some of the free food* Let the games begi... Teek, put that knife down. You're supposed to pin it on the Sue, not your partner.

Anyway.

*raises glass of kanar* Here's to this board full of wonderful lunatics where we met; to a whole lot more of our peculiar brand of insanity; and, for the hell of it, l'chaim!

I think you ought to tell Cavan he can't jump out of the cake. It seems like the kind of thing he'd be planning.

No, no by Rilwen Shadowflame on 2009-03-28 00:46:00 UTC Reply

I wouldn't dream of telling him that. No need, given he's tied up and gagged somewhere out of sight. :p

*raising kanar*
For the crazy!
For Cardassia!
For CAKE!

Hear, hear! by Lycaenion on 2009-03-28 17:21:00 UTC Reply

*drinks*

Keeping a Zeltron from a party... it is in everyone's best interest, but that really does seem sadistic. xD

Possibly by Rilwen Shadowflame on 2009-03-29 15:08:00 UTC Reply

...but he might not even mind. Remember who we're talking about. XD

Ah, of course. Silly me... by Lycaenion on 2009-03-29 16:28:00 UTC Reply

(starts humming Tom Lehrer's "The Masochism Tango")

...What? =P

Here, here! (nm) by Sedri on 2009-03-27 23:55:00 UTC Reply

Happy birthday! by Gabriel on 2009-03-27 20:12:00 UTC Reply

Here, have some cake, I made it myself. I used Sue fat instead of butter, which explains why it's so sparkly. (Since Sues don't have that much fat, I had to kill quite a lot of them to make this cake.)
21, eh? by Pads on 2009-03-27 17:58:00 UTC Reply

*dredges up memories*

Let's see, 21 it was... 2006? So I was... hmm. Nope, I got nothing. 19 was the park, the scratchcard, and getting absolutely blotto on the Pangles in Spids, 23 was utterly wankered in my local, but all the ones in between are a blur.

So! Try to do something memorable, as you are now old enough that time will start going weird and memories will start randomly disappearing from your head.

And I shall be sure to have a pint in celebration of your birthday tonight. Happy birthday!
HB2U! (nm) by Techno-Dann on 2009-03-27 17:14:00 UTC Reply
I remember 21 by Leto Haven on 2009-03-27 16:08:00 UTC Reply

Fond memories: Getting my artificial eye. That about covers it.

Hope you have a better 21 than I did!

Leto