Subject: Happy Birthday
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Posted on: 2009-03-28 00:49:00 UTC
*sings in a funeral dirge style, thumping the table every now and then*
Happy birthday... *thunk* Oh happy birthday... *thunk*
Grief and misery and despair, people DYING everywhere...
But...
Happy birthday... *thunk* Oh happy birthday... *thunk
One year CLOSER TO DEATH!!!
But...
Happy birthday... *thunk* Oh happy birthday... *thunk*
Does it have to be a knife? I have a plastic spoon, so could I try to go for the eyes?