Subject: Happy birthday!
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Posted on: 2009-03-27 20:12:00 UTC
Here, have some cake, I made it myself. I used Sue fat instead of butter, which explains why it's so sparkly. (Since Sues don't have that much fat, I had to kill quite a lot of them to make this cake.)
It might be a bit shameless, but I'm posting this anyway.
You see, where I am, it's after midnight. That makes it the 28th. That makes it my birthday, and that makes me 21, go figure.
Also importantly, my head-twin Lycaenion scores a birthday on the 29th, and I'd like this party all warmed up and active so I can share some of it with her. Unless she wants her own, in which case she gets free food in this one, and I swipe free food in hers. XD
So, breaking out the cake, the kanar, plenty of other food and drinks, the crazy games like Pin the Knife on the Sue, and hoping to let people have a good time.
Not as much of a milestone for me, I've been allowed to drink IRL but unwilling to since 18, it gives me no new legal things, but still fun.
Also, party poopers will be used for target practice. This isn't a spot for gloom. ;)
In recognition of your 21st, I present you with a big sack of pebbles, a basket of Bleeprin-berries and your own customised sling!
And a Necron Pylon covered in gold.
Here's a chainsword to smite the Daemon.
I also work for the C'tan, the Inquisition, The Burning Legion, the Old Gods, Various Cthulhu Fan Clubs, NERV, and SEELE. Oh, and Team Rocket. Wanna catch them all?
I'm pretty sure that them arguing over who gets your immortal soul/body would be a Bad Thing...
And it's 'serve in that capacity', sorry.
...Chainsaw gooood...
Chainsword better!
WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTING THAT THING!
*drops a giant red panda plushie on the table, steals some food, and promptly disappears*
They are so cute! *huggles plushie*
*HUG*
Wanna buy some deathsticks? *seedy look*
You don't want to sell me deathsticks.
*waves hand again*
You want to join the party, and play Stab the Sue.
...and eat cake! :-D
Have at 'er!
Ooh, glitter! *flicks glitter at people*
*shakes and scratches frantically* Get it off get it off get it off get it OFF! The MEMORIES!
BLEEPRIN! I NEED BLEEPRIN!
Let us continue.
*dons party hat, puts prezzies on table, and nicks off with some food*
Have a coupon- redeemable for your annual birthday hazing ritual. And also some bleepcake.
*sings in a funeral dirge style, thumping the table every now and then*
Happy birthday... *thunk* Oh happy birthday... *thunk*
Grief and misery and despair, people DYING everywhere...
But...
Happy birthday... *thunk* Oh happy birthday... *thunk
One year CLOSER TO DEATH!!!
But...
Happy birthday... *thunk* Oh happy birthday... *thunk*
Does it have to be a knife? I have a plastic spoon, so could I try to go for the eyes?
... you know, I don't think anyone's ever said what kanar tastes like. The various wikis don't say so either - just that it's a thick liquid, which I already knew. Heh. So therefore, I've decided that it's quite sweet.
Happy birthday to both of you! Agent Sedri apologises for being a little late, but she had to get a few Trek Sues ronded up for you.
*dumps inert bodies on the floor*
They've been sedated; give it two minutes and they'll come 'round. *hands out the daggers*
*sets up Sues, duct-taped to the wall*
And now we get blindfolded and see how long it takes to kill them. :p
Because I have no imagination when it comes to baked goods.
Happy birthday!
This party's just getting started. Besides, it gets to run a fair while longer.
full of exciting things like Nirvana, ABBA, Led Zeppelin, eighties hair metal, grunge, and nineties bubblegum pop.
Just don't sing Rape Me within earshot of Lux.
:P But I won't anyway
...that when I saw this, I actually said "D'awwww!" Out loud.
Yes. Me. I do have a sentimental side, you know. =P
*grabs some of the free food* Let the games begi... Teek, put that knife down. You're supposed to pin it on the Sue, not your partner.
Anyway.
*raises glass of kanar* Here's to this board full of wonderful lunatics where we met; to a whole lot more of our peculiar brand of insanity; and, for the hell of it, l'chaim!
I think you ought to tell Cavan he can't jump out of the cake. It seems like the kind of thing he'd be planning.
I wouldn't dream of telling him that. No need, given he's tied up and gagged somewhere out of sight. :p
*raising kanar*
For the crazy!
For Cardassia!
For CAKE!
*drinks*
Keeping a Zeltron from a party... it is in everyone's best interest, but that really does seem sadistic. xD
...but he might not even mind. Remember who we're talking about. XD
(starts humming Tom Lehrer's "The Masochism Tango")
...What? =P
Here, have some cake, I made it myself. I used Sue fat instead of butter, which explains why it's so sparkly. (Since Sues don't have that much fat, I had to kill quite a lot of them to make this cake.)
*dredges up memories*
Let's see, 21 it was... 2006? So I was... hmm. Nope, I got nothing. 19 was the park, the scratchcard, and getting absolutely blotto on the Pangles in Spids, 23 was utterly wankered in my local, but all the ones in between are a blur.
So! Try to do something memorable, as you are now old enough that time will start going weird and memories will start randomly disappearing from your head.
And I shall be sure to have a pint in celebration of your birthday tonight. Happy birthday!
Fond memories: Getting my artificial eye. That about covers it.
Hope you have a better 21 than I did!
Leto