In recognition of your 21st, I present you with a big sack of pebbles, a basket of Bleeprin-berries and your own customised sling!

And a Necron Pylon covered in gold.

*drops a giant red panda plushie on the table, steals some food, and promptly disappears*

*HUG*

Wanna buy some deathsticks? *seedy look*

*dons party hat, puts prezzies on table, and nicks off with some food*

Have a coupon- redeemable for your annual birthday hazing ritual. And also some bleepcake.

*sings in a funeral dirge style, thumping the table every now and then*

Happy birthday... *thunk* Oh happy birthday... *thunk*

Grief and misery and despair, people DYING everywhere...

But...

Happy birthday... *thunk* Oh happy birthday... *thunk

One year CLOSER TO DEATH!!!

But...

Happy birthday... *thunk* Oh happy birthday... *thunk*

Does it have to be a knife? I have a plastic spoon, so could I try to go for the eyes?

... you know, I don't think anyone's ever said what kanar tastes like. The various wikis don't say so either - just that it's a thick liquid, which I already knew. Heh. So therefore, I've decided that it's quite sweet.

Happy birthday to both of you! Agent Sedri apologises for being a little late, but she had to get a few Trek Sues ronded up for you.

*dumps inert bodies on the floor*

They've been sedated; give it two minutes and they'll come 'round. *hands out the daggers*

Because I have no imagination when it comes to baked goods.

Happy birthday!

...that when I saw this, I actually said "D'awwww!" Out loud.
Yes. Me. I do have a sentimental side, you know. =P

*grabs some of the free food* Let the games begi... Teek, put that knife down. You're supposed to pin it on the Sue, not your partner.

Anyway.

*raises glass of kanar* Here's to this board full of wonderful lunatics where we met; to a whole lot more of our peculiar brand of insanity; and, for the hell of it, l'chaim!

I think you ought to tell Cavan he can't jump out of the cake. It seems like the kind of thing he'd be planning.

Here, have some cake, I made it myself. I used Sue fat instead of butter, which explains why it's so sparkly. (Since Sues don't have that much fat, I had to kill quite a lot of them to make this cake.)

*dredges up memories*

Let's see, 21 it was... 2006? So I was... hmm. Nope, I got nothing. 19 was the park, the scratchcard, and getting absolutely blotto on the Pangles in Spids, 23 was utterly wankered in my local, but all the ones in between are a blur.

So! Try to do something memorable, as you are now old enough that time will start going weird and memories will start randomly disappearing from your head.

And I shall be sure to have a pint in celebration of your birthday tonight. Happy birthday!

Fond memories: Getting my artificial eye. That about covers it.

Hope you have a better 21 than I did!

Leto