Subject: What SeaTutle said.
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Posted on: 2013-09-29 19:54:00 UTC
We've already had this conversation - multiple times - but I'll say it again. This kind of behavior is not welcome here, and as long as you're going to continue to be melodramatic and/or threatening, please do it elsewhere. The PPC is not the place for this, and a newbie's introduction thread is especially not the place for this.
Hey everybody! I'm a long time reader, and me and my friend wanna spork a couple of fics. we already found a couple, but I need Permission, and I'm not quite sure if they have already been taken.
In other words, PLEASE HELP THE PATHETIC NEWBIE!!!!
Welcome! You're not pathetic--far from it, we love newbies here! As you've seen, we're (mostly) friendly people here. Please, stay awhile, and allow me to be the first to say good luck when you finally start your first mission.
But I'm jumping ahead of myself. Your newbie gift:
*rummages through bag of holding*
Here we are!
Have a snowglobe with a replica of your favorite fictional city!
A snow globe of King Haggards Castle? YAY!!
I have nothing to say to you.
You'll see why soon enough.
We've already had this conversation - multiple times - but I'll say it again. This kind of behavior is not welcome here, and as long as you're going to continue to be melodramatic and/or threatening, please do it elsewhere. The PPC is not the place for this, and a newbie's introduction thread is especially not the place for this.
In fact, that post looks like a threat.
I'm not comfortable with this behaviour.
Please withhold comments like this in the future. I don't feel passive-aggressive jabs like this belong on the Board.
WHY? WHAT? IS THIS BAD?
(Nah, I'm probably overreacting again.)
You just have to check and see if the fics are claimed yet. If they're not, then check and see if they're on the Unclaimed Badfic List. If they aren't, you're safe. If they are, be sure to get an account on the wikia and claim them for later when you can spork them.
At least, that's how I do stuff.
But welcome! Have a fluffy velociraptor wearing a feathered boa constrictor! Don't worry, they're tame. Also, favorite canons?
Welcome to the Board! Have a dozen cookies!
You are not a pathetic newbie! You are a shiny new newbie, and as a welcome gift I present you with one Odd Container, which I have placed into your inventory!
Odd Container
Item Level 1
Chance on Opening: Receive one shower of confetti or one huggle--your choice.
[This container is perfectly spherical and seems to have been constructed from glite-painted wood. Its weight seems to change at odd intervals, and you have the uneasy feeling opening it might be detrimental to your health...]
Hello Emma! Please accept my gift of a potato cannon, a basket of sweet potatoes, and an Official Fanfiction University of Doctor Who sweatshirt. (If you want to join, please let me know.)
As for permission, you might wanna wait a little. Just sit back and relax and join in the craziness. Nice to meet you!
Hi, I'm KittyEden, and you can call me Kitty!
if you and your friend want to Spork, I suggest you become a part of the community.
Come in and join in discussions! There's always new ones, and you're sure to find some that interest you.
Or jump onto the IRC. I hang around there at about 8.00-8.30pm, Aussie Time.
Also, read the Original Series. Even if you haven't read LotR, you should be able the understand it.
Lastly, here's a cup of old tea.
~Kitty
Yes, both me and my friend have read the original series.
BTW, do NOT insult Tolkien in front of Madi. She will go crazy, and then feed you to the Balrog, and Dread Creature of the Cave of Caerbannock, aka Bunny. I'll try out the irc soon.
Welcome to the PPC! We love newbies here! So step on in, take your shoes off, and leave your sanity at the door!
As a welcome gift, have some music by Alfred Schnittke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4CDD2w5E0I
Greetings and welcome! I hereby give you a lined Infinite Notebook (urple covers and wilver binding) for your very own. Just cover your eyes when you look at it, please.
-Aila
Thanks!I love classical music, ( figures my dads a violin player)
Hello of other new person! :D
Here, a Bleep blue Pencil case, with pencils ranging from Bled to Wilver in color!
Wow.... when the said everyone was friendly, I was NOT expecting hospitality!~
Hey there.
It's probably best to wait and get to know the community before going for Permission. So long as they remain on the unclaimed badfic list on the wiki they will be well... unclaimed.
What fandoms are you into then?
Storme Hawk
P.S have an urple colored box to put things in.
I'll keep that in mind.
The fandoms......
Well..., Doctor Who, Firefly, GOT,Once upon a Time, Glee, Homestuck, and GND.
Whats GND might you ask?
ALL THE FANDOMS. ALL OF THEM.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/GirlsNextDoor?from=Main.GirlsNextDoor