Welcome! You're not pathetic--far from it, we love newbies here! As you've seen, we're (mostly) friendly people here. Please, stay awhile, and allow me to be the first to say good luck when you finally start your first mission.

But I'm jumping ahead of myself. Your newbie gift:
*rummages through bag of holding*
Here we are!
Have a snowglobe with a replica of your favorite fictional city!

I have nothing to say to you.

You'll see why soon enough.

You just have to check and see if the fics are claimed yet. If they're not, then check and see if they're on the Unclaimed Badfic List. If they aren't, you're safe. If they are, be sure to get an account on the wikia and claim them for later when you can spork them.

At least, that's how I do stuff.

But welcome! Have a fluffy velociraptor wearing a feathered boa constrictor! Don't worry, they're tame. Also, favorite canons?

Welcome to the Board! Have a dozen cookies!

You are not a pathetic newbie! You are a shiny new newbie, and as a welcome gift I present you with one Odd Container, which I have placed into your inventory!


Odd Container
Item Level 1
Chance on Opening: Receive one shower of confetti or one huggle--your choice.
[This container is perfectly spherical and seems to have been constructed from glite-painted wood. Its weight seems to change at odd intervals, and you have the uneasy feeling opening it might be detrimental to your health...]

Hello Emma! Please accept my gift of a potato cannon, a basket of sweet potatoes, and an Official Fanfiction University of Doctor Who sweatshirt. (If you want to join, please let me know.)

As for permission, you might wanna wait a little. Just sit back and relax and join in the craziness. Nice to meet you!

Hi, I'm KittyEden, and you can call me Kitty!
if you and your friend want to Spork, I suggest you become a part of the community.

Come in and join in discussions! There's always new ones, and you're sure to find some that interest you.
Or jump onto the IRC. I hang around there at about 8.00-8.30pm, Aussie Time.

Also, read the Original Series. Even if you haven't read LotR, you should be able the understand it.

Lastly, here's a cup of old tea.

~Kitty

Welcome to the PPC! We love newbies here! So step on in, take your shoes off, and leave your sanity at the door!

As a welcome gift, have some music by Alfred Schnittke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4CDD2w5E0I

Hello of other new person! :D

Here, a Bleep blue Pencil case, with pencils ranging from Bled to Wilver in color!

Hey there.

It's probably best to wait and get to know the community before going for Permission. So long as they remain on the unclaimed badfic list on the wiki they will be well... unclaimed.

What fandoms are you into then?

Storme Hawk

P.S have an urple colored box to put things in.