Oh, don't worry about it.

Hello! by EmmaLeUnicorn on 2013-09-26 23:25:00 UTC Reply

Hey everybody! I'm a long time reader, and me and my friend wanna spork a couple of fics. we already found a couple, but I need Permission, and I'm not quite sure if they have already been taken.

In other words, PLEASE HELP THE PATHETIC NEWBIE!!!!

Welcome! by son_of_heaven176 on 2013-10-01 01:45:00 UTC Reply

Welcome! You're not pathetic--far from it, we love newbies here! As you've seen, we're (mostly) friendly people here. Please, stay awhile, and allow me to be the first to say good luck when you finally start your first mission.

But I'm jumping ahead of myself. Your newbie gift:
*rummages through bag of holding*
Here we are!
Have a snowglobe with a replica of your favorite fictional city!

Re; Welcome! by EmmaLeUnicorn on 2013-10-01 02:41:00 UTC Reply

A snow globe of King Haggards Castle? YAY!!

*cough* by 409 on 2013-09-29 04:02:00 UTC Reply

I have nothing to say to you.

You'll see why soon enough.

What SeaTutle said. by VixenMage on 2013-09-29 19:54:00 UTC Reply

We've already had this conversation - multiple times - but I'll say it again. This kind of behavior is not welcome here, and as long as you're going to continue to be melodramatic and/or threatening, please do it elsewhere. The PPC is not the place for this, and a newbie's introduction thread is especially not the place for this.

*SeaTurtle. That's what I get for not proofreading... (nm) by VixenMage on 2013-09-29 19:56:00 UTC Reply

Excuse me, but that was very rude. by SeaTurtle on 2013-09-29 19:01:00 UTC Reply

In fact, that post looks like a threat.

I'm not comfortable with this behaviour.

Please withhold comments like this in the future. I don't feel passive-aggressive jabs like this belong on the Board.
Oh dear... by EmmaLeUnicorn on 2013-09-29 16:51:00 UTC Reply

WHY? WHAT? IS THIS BAD?
(Nah, I'm probably overreacting again.)

Oh, don't worry about it. by Legacy on 2013-09-28 18:49:00 UTC Reply

You just have to check and see if the fics are claimed yet. If they're not, then check and see if they're on the Unclaimed Badfic List. If they aren't, you're safe. If they are, be sure to get an account on the wikia and claim them for later when you can spork them.

At least, that's how I do stuff.

But welcome! Have a fluffy velociraptor wearing a feathered boa constrictor! Don't worry, they're tame. Also, favorite canons?
Hallo you! by Karen DuLay on 2013-09-28 00:53:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the Board! Have a dozen cookies!
Welcome! by KittyNoodles on 2013-09-28 00:39:00 UTC Reply

You are not a pathetic newbie! You are a shiny new newbie, and as a welcome gift I present you with one Odd Container, which I have placed into your inventory!

Odd Container
Item Level 1
Chance on Opening: Receive one shower of confetti or one huggle--your choice.
[This container is perfectly spherical and seems to have been constructed from glite-painted wood. Its weight seems to change at odd intervals, and you have the uneasy feeling opening it might be detrimental to your health...]
Hi by Kittythekatty on 2013-09-28 00:00:00 UTC Reply

Hello Emma! Please accept my gift of a potato cannon, a basket of sweet potatoes, and an Official Fanfiction University of Doctor Who sweatshirt. (If you want to join, please let me know.)

As for permission, you might wanna wait a little. Just sit back and relax and join in the craziness. Nice to meet you!
Hey there! by KittyEden on 2013-09-27 12:51:00 UTC Reply

Hi, I'm KittyEden, and you can call me Kitty!
if you and your friend want to Spork, I suggest you become a part of the community.

Come in and join in discussions! There's always new ones, and you're sure to find some that interest you.
Or jump onto the IRC. I hang around there at about 8.00-8.30pm, Aussie Time.

Also, read the Original Series. Even if you haven't read LotR, you should be able the understand it.

Lastly, here's a cup of old tea.

~Kitty

Nice to meet ya!~ by EmmaLeUnicorn on 2013-09-28 03:31:00 UTC Reply

Yes, both me and my friend have read the original series.
BTW, do NOT insult Tolkien in front of Madi. She will go crazy, and then feed you to the Balrog, and Dread Creature of the Cave of Caerbannock, aka Bunny. I'll try out the irc soon.

Oh hello there! by Herr Wozzeck on 2013-09-27 02:16:00 UTC Reply

Welcome to the PPC! We love newbies here! So step on in, take your shoes off, and leave your sanity at the door!

As a welcome gift, have some music by Alfred Schnittke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4CDD2w5E0I

*waves* by Ailavyn Siniyash on 2013-09-27 05:12:00 UTC Reply

Greetings and welcome! I hereby give you a lined Infinite Notebook (urple covers and wilver binding) for your very own. Just cover your eyes when you look at it, please.

-Aila

And again, I answer the wrong post on a newbie thread. Sorry (nm by Ailavyn Siniyash on 2013-09-27 05:13:00 UTC Reply

thankyouthankyouTHANKYOU!! by EmmaLeUnicorn on 2013-09-27 03:03:00 UTC Reply

Thanks!I love classical music, ( figures my dads a violin player)

Re: Hello! by ChibiChen on 2013-09-27 01:46:00 UTC Reply

Hello of other new person! :D

Here, a Bleep blue Pencil case, with pencils ranging from Bled to Wilver in color!

THANKS! by EmmaLeUnicorn on 2013-09-27 02:50:00 UTC Reply

Wow.... when the said everyone was friendly, I was NOT expecting hospitality!~

Welcome! by Storme Hawk on 2013-09-26 23:42:00 UTC Reply

Hey there.

It's probably best to wait and get to know the community before going for Permission. So long as they remain on the unclaimed badfic list on the wiki they will be well... unclaimed.

What fandoms are you into then?

Storme Hawk

P.S have an urple colored box to put things in.

Thanks! by EmmaLeUnicorn on 2013-09-27 00:56:00 UTC Reply

I'll keep that in mind.

The fandoms......
Well..., Doctor Who, Firefly, GOT,Once upon a Time, Glee, Homestuck, and GND.
Whats GND might you ask?
ALL THE FANDOMS. ALL OF THEM.
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Webcomic/GirlsNextDoor?from=Main.GirlsNextDoor

Hi! by Antigone68104 on 2013-09-27 01:23:00 UTC Reply

Have some fudge!

Are you more of a NewWho fan or Classic Who?

NewWho by EmmaLeUnicorn on 2013-09-27 01:31:00 UTC Reply

I haven't started watching the classics yet, I don't have the time to do that much archive binging. But I'll probably be a classics fan whenever i get around to watching them.