Subject: I'f I'm gonna throw my lot in this thing...
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Posted on: 2015-06-09 14:21:00 UTC
...I might as well have it delivered via Allosaurus Express. That is, it will be sealed in an envelope made from cycad leaves and tied to the ankle of a carnosaur, which will in turn be led to wherever the pun contest is being held.
Will it work?
You bet Jurassic can.
Everyone who wishes to enter a pun shall reply to this thread, leaving their best play on words. Three days from now (which, for me, will be June eleventh) I will signal an end to the entries, and a start to the voting. Everyone who wants to vote for the best pun will comment beneath their favorite. You may only vote once! The pun with the most votes wins..ah..er..bragging rights?
If anyone is opposed to this I'm quite fine with just letting it die. But if no one is- let the games begin!
Let the voting begin! If you want, comment beneath the pun that you like the best!
...I might as well have it delivered via Allosaurus Express. That is, it will be sealed in an envelope made from cycad leaves and tied to the ankle of a carnosaur, which will in turn be led to wherever the pun contest is being held.
Will it work?
You bet Jurassic can.
You must've boned up on the subject. It's amazing what you can do if you're willing to really dig in.
hS
I was going to use the Tyrannosaurus Express, but I wasn't sure how to use a Cretaceous pun.
Ah, well. You can, uh, chalk it up to me wanting a more recognizable term!
(Get it? No? Fine. To explain: The Cretaceous period is derived from the Latin "creta", or chalk, referring to the extensive beds of calcium carbonate deposited by the shells of marine invertebrates found in the upper Cretaceous of western Europe.)
You should be tarred and feathered not feathered feathered not feathered! feathers are realistic! feathers aren't cool! eagles shouldn't be plucked! tyrannosaurs shouldn't be fluffy! given bat-like wings.
hS
(Source: http://chrismasna.deviantart.com/art/Yee-qi-529958533)
This has been dragon around for so long, you have no idea. Might as well wing it and put it here! XD
but I suppose I shall have to wing it.
I used the same joke JUST now, and I totally forgot that you did it first.
Oh, well. Guess I should check the rest of the posts here in case I overpun my joke budget. XD
I used the same joke JUST now, and I totally forgot that you did it first.
Guess you could say you... overpunned me. XD
...because seven eight nine and got kicked outta heaven!
Sorry, I've been dying to use that one.
Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.
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'Cuz I don't think "bastard" violates the PG-13 rating. Being a neat-freak will get you no soap from me. ^_~
~Neshomeh
I just lathe these types of puns.
But I'm no good at grimeing verse.
Enjoy Ixmaz and Ixmax. They're twins! :D
I wasn't sure which was correct; I see that my guess is washed-up.
But, seriously though, sorry about that :)