No bones about it!

I propose a pun contest. by Alleb on 2015-06-08 12:41:00 UTC Reply

Everyone who wishes to enter a pun shall reply to this thread, leaving their best play on words. Three days from now (which, for me, will be June eleventh) I will signal an end to the entries, and a start to the voting. Everyone who wants to vote for the best pun will comment beneath their favorite. You may only vote once! The pun with the most votes wins..ah..er..bragging rights?

If anyone is opposed to this I'm quite fine with just letting it die. But if no one is- let the games begin!

Okay, entry time is over! by Alleb on 2015-06-11 18:07:00 UTC Reply

Let the voting begin! If you want, comment beneath the pun that you like the best!
I'f I'm gonna throw my lot in this thing... by SkarmorySilver on 2015-06-09 14:21:00 UTC Reply

...I might as well have it delivered via Allosaurus Express. That is, it will be sealed in an envelope made from cycad leaves and tied to the ankle of a carnosaur, which will in turn be led to wherever the pun contest is being held.

Will it work?

You bet Jurassic can.

A paleontologically-accurate pun? by Huinesoron on 2015-06-09 14:35:00 UTC Reply

You must've boned up on the subject. It's amazing what you can do if you're willing to really dig in.

hS

No bones about it! by SkarmorySilver on 2015-06-09 17:45:00 UTC Reply

I was going to use the Tyrannosaurus Express, but I wasn't sure how to use a Cretaceous pun.

Ah, well. You can, uh, chalk it up to me wanting a more recognizable term!

(Get it? No? Fine. To explain: The Cretaceous period is derived from the Latin "creta", or chalk, referring to the extensive beds of calcium carbonate deposited by the shells of marine invertebrates found in the upper Cretaceous of western Europe.)

That was pretty tenuous. by Huinesoron on 2015-06-10 09:03:00 UTC Reply

You should be tarred and ~~feathered~~ ~~not feathered~~ ~~feathered~~ ~~not feathered!~~ ~~feathers are realistic!~~ ~~feathers aren't cool!~~ ~~eagles shouldn't be plucked!~~ ~~tyrannosaurs shouldn't be fluffy!~~ given bat-like wings.

hS

Oh, you mean like this guy? by SkarmorySilver on 2015-06-10 13:26:00 UTC Reply

(Source: http://chrismasna.deviantart.com/art/Yee-qi-529958533)

This has been dragon around for so long, you have no idea. Might as well wing it and put it here! XD

I find it hard to make up puns on the fly... by Baroom on 2015-06-09 10:04:00 UTC Reply

but I suppose I shall have to wing it.

Drat... by SkarmorySilver on 2015-06-10 13:30:00 UTC Reply

I used the same joke JUST now, and I totally forgot that you did it first.

Oh, well. Guess I should check the rest of the posts here in case I overpun my joke budget. XD

Oh balls, double post! *awaits the flood of clone jokes* (nm) by SkarmorySilver on 2015-06-10 13:30:00 UTC Reply

Nah, 's been done before. ^_^ (nm) by Huinesoron on 2015-06-10 15:56:00 UTC Reply

Drat... by SkarmorySilver on 2015-06-10 13:29:00 UTC Reply

I used the same joke JUST now, and I totally forgot that you did it first.

Guess you could say you... overpunned me. XD

...one, two, three, four, I declare a pun war? :) (nm) by DawnFire on 2015-06-09 04:58:00 UTC Reply

Five, Six, Ten, Eleven... by SkarmorySilver on 2015-06-10 13:33:00 UTC Reply

...because seven eight nine and got kicked outta heaven!

Wah-wah-wah-waaaaah. by eatpraylove on 2015-06-11 14:06:00 UTC Reply

Sorry, I've been dying to use that one.

Unfortunately, I can't participate.. by Cipher the Merchant on 2015-06-08 16:09:00 UTC Reply

Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.

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;D

Keep your language clean, please. (nm) by Ixmaz on 2015-06-08 16:22:00 UTC Reply

Oooh, a mini-PG! Look how sparkly its hat is! =] (nm) by Scapegrace on 2015-06-09 10:34:00 UTC Reply
... Wait, was that another pun? by Neshomeh on 2015-06-08 17:23:00 UTC Reply

'Cuz I don't think "bastard" violates the PG-13 rating. Being a neat-freak will get you no soap from me. ^_~

~Neshomeh

Maybe. by Iximaz on 2015-06-08 17:27:00 UTC Reply

I just lathe these types of puns.

Ugh, why would you assoil my ears with that one? (nm) by Neshomeh on 2015-06-08 18:15:00 UTC Reply

Assoil? It sounded quite clear to me. (nm) by Sergio Turbo on 2015-06-08 19:51:00 UTC Reply

I'd make my puns into poems... by Scapegrace on 2015-06-09 10:35:00 UTC Reply

But I'm no good at grimeing verse.

Lost something? *GIves you Ixmax the Mini-Boarder* (nm) by Matt Cipher on 2015-06-08 17:31:00 UTC Reply

And that makes two mini-Boarders! by Matt Cipher on 2015-06-08 17:32:00 UTC Reply

Enjoy Ixmaz and Ixmax. They're twins! :D

I wash my hands from this. (nm) by Desdendelle on 2015-06-08 17:29:00 UTC Reply

*Of this. (nm) by eatpraylove on 2015-06-09 13:57:00 UTC Reply

Dammit. by Desdendelle on 2015-06-09 14:30:00 UTC Reply

I wasn't sure which was correct; I see that my guess is washed-up.

A mistake like that won't tarnish your reputation. (nm) by Sergio Turbo on 2015-06-09 16:04:00 UTC Reply

Should I change it to 'illegitimate children'? by Matt Cipher on 2015-06-08 16:29:00 UTC Reply

But, seriously though, sorry about that :)

((Sorry, old man, I'm taking over this thread!)) (nm) by Matt Cipher on 2015-06-08 16:10:00 UTC Reply