Subject: Keep your language clean, please. (nm)
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Posted on: 2015-06-08 16:22:00 UTC
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I propose a pun contest. by
on 2015-06-08 12:41:00 UTC
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Everyone who wishes to enter a pun shall reply to this thread, leaving their best play on words. Three days from now (which, for me, will be June eleventh) I will signal an end to the entries, and a start to the voting. Everyone who wants to vote for the best pun will comment beneath their favorite. You may only vote once! The pun with the most votes wins..ah..er..bragging rights?
If anyone is opposed to this I'm quite fine with just letting it die. But if no one is- let the games begin! -
Okay, entry time is over! by
on 2015-06-11 18:07:00 UTC
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Let the voting begin! If you want, comment beneath the pun that you like the best!
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I'f I'm gonna throw my lot in this thing... by
on 2015-06-09 14:21:00 UTC
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...I might as well have it delivered via Allosaurus Express. That is, it will be sealed in an envelope made from cycad leaves and tied to the ankle of a carnosaur, which will in turn be led to wherever the pun contest is being held.
Will it work?
You bet Jurassic can. -
A paleontologically-accurate pun? by
on 2015-06-09 14:35:00 UTC
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You must've boned up on the subject. It's amazing what you can do if you're willing to really dig in.
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No bones about it! by
on 2015-06-09 17:45:00 UTC
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I was going to use the Tyrannosaurus Express, but I wasn't sure how to use a Cretaceous pun.
Ah, well. You can, uh, chalk it up to me wanting a more recognizable term!
(Get it? No? Fine. To explain: The Cretaceous period is derived from the Latin "creta", or chalk, referring to the extensive beds of calcium carbonate deposited by the shells of marine invertebrates found in the upper Cretaceous of western Europe.) -
That was pretty tenuous. by
on 2015-06-10 09:03:00 UTC
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You should be tarred and
featherednot featheredfeatherednot feathered!feathers are realistic!feathers aren't cool!eagles shouldn't be plucked!tyrannosaurs shouldn't be fluffy!given bat-like wings.
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Oh, you mean like this guy? by
on 2015-06-10 13:26:00 UTC
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(Source: http://chrismasna.deviantart.com/art/Yee-qi-529958533)
This has been dragon around for so long, you have no idea. Might as well wing it and put it here! XD -
I find it hard to make up puns on the fly... by
on 2015-06-09 10:04:00 UTC
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but I suppose I shall have to wing it.
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Drat... by
on 2015-06-10 13:30:00 UTC
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I used the same joke JUST now, and I totally forgot that you did it first.
Oh, well. Guess I should check the rest of the posts here in case I overpun my joke budget. XD -
Oh balls, double post! *awaits the flood of clone jokes* (nm) by
on 2015-06-10 13:30:00 UTC
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Nah, 's been done before. ^_^ (nm) by
on 2015-06-10 15:56:00 UTC
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Drat... by
on 2015-06-10 13:29:00 UTC
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I used the same joke JUST now, and I totally forgot that you did it first.
Guess you could say you... overpunned me. XD -
...one, two, three, four, I declare a pun war? :) (nm) by
on 2015-06-09 04:58:00 UTC
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Five, Six, Ten, Eleven... by
on 2015-06-10 13:33:00 UTC
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...because seven eight nine and got kicked outta heaven!
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Wah-wah-wah-waaaaah. by
on 2015-06-11 14:06:00 UTC
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Sorry, I've been dying to use that one.
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Unfortunately, I can't participate.. by
on 2015-06-08 16:09:00 UTC
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Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty Bastards.
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Keep your language clean, please. (nm) by
on 2015-06-08 16:22:00 UTC
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Oooh, a mini-PG! Look how sparkly its hat is! =] (nm) by
on 2015-06-09 10:34:00 UTC
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... Wait, was that another pun? by
on 2015-06-08 17:23:00 UTC
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'Cuz I don't think "bastard" violates the PG-13 rating. Being a neat-freak will get you no soap from me. ^_~
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Maybe. by
on 2015-06-08 17:27:00 UTC
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I just lathe these types of puns.
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Ugh, why would you assoil my ears with that one? (nm) by
on 2015-06-08 18:15:00 UTC
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Assoil? It sounded quite clear to me. (nm) by
on 2015-06-08 19:51:00 UTC
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I'd make my puns into poems... by
on 2015-06-09 10:35:00 UTC
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But I'm no good at grimeing verse.
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Lost something? *GIves you Ixmax the Mini-Boarder* (nm) by
on 2015-06-08 17:31:00 UTC
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And that makes two mini-Boarders! by
on 2015-06-08 17:32:00 UTC
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Enjoy Ixmaz and Ixmax. They're twins! :D
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I wash my hands from this. (nm) by
on 2015-06-08 17:29:00 UTC
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*Of this. (nm) by
on 2015-06-09 13:57:00 UTC
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Dammit. by
on 2015-06-09 14:30:00 UTC
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I wasn't sure which was correct; I see that my guess is washed-up.
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A mistake like that won't tarnish your reputation. (nm) by
on 2015-06-09 16:04:00 UTC
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Should I change it to 'illegitimate children'? by
on 2015-06-08 16:29:00 UTC
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But, seriously though, sorry about that :)
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((Sorry, old man, I'm taking over this thread!)) (nm) by
on 2015-06-08 16:10:00 UTC
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