Subject: Oh, Runescape. That's a blast from the past.
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Posted on: 2015-06-03 00:20:00 UTC

My father and I would play it often back around middle school. I played a warrior named Be0w01f, and I wanted to be a barbarian! I mean, I was only doing f2p at the time, but I would upgrade some day! My father, his character was, I kid you not, Bimbett. A beautiful blonde woman (though occasional redhead, just to mix things up) who totally trolled guys into giving her things. He was one of those guys. Not creeping or anything, just taking advantage of the inherent sexism of the players.

I remember, he became friends with this one girl (they were guild mates before there were official guilds) and she was very upset one time. Turns out, her "boyfriend," who she only interacted with in the game, was breaking up with her. Never met, never saw each other's face, just typed text onto a box. My father reminded her that their relationship was not really real. How, you may ask? Well, he reminded her that all players were just, and I quote, "Pixelated Pixies." We laughed so hard together over that phrase. He played up that being a bimbo so hard. It was great.

...Man, brb, checking to see if our accounts still work.

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